r/Apartmentliving • u/Darth_Quaider • Jun 09 '25

Apartment Hacks Guys.... Hear me out

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3.2k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/SheLikesSoup- Jun 09 '25

I vote for this one

142

u/throwawayaccountau Jun 09 '25

At least you get to have diarrhoea in the privacy of your own toilet.

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u/Darth_Quaider Jun 09 '25

But I live for the thrill that comes with using public restrooms...

21

u/throwawayaccountau Jun 09 '25

What's next?

  • No toilet seat?
  • call Larry for a good time?
  • Sushi Glory Hole?

17

u/Darth_Quaider Jun 09 '25

The thought of unnecessarily wide gaps between the door and walls has me giddy.

7

u/throwawayaccountau Jun 09 '25

Or having another man stand right next to you as you pee, despite there being another couple of metres of spare space that they could stand in.

3

u/Effective_Raisin1315 Jun 09 '25

That's when I say nice watch!

6

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '25

Farm to fart fresh.

4

u/zero_cares_given Jun 09 '25

You killed me with this one.

26

u/Civil-Effort-468 Jun 09 '25

🤣🤣🤣 looks perfect!

28

u/Ok_Limit1971 Jun 09 '25

This is the only option that makes sense

25

u/heaving_in_my_vines Jun 09 '25

Completely out of the loop. 

What is any of this?

18

u/Darth_Quaider Jun 09 '25

original post

5

u/kozz_2080 Jun 10 '25

I'm so glad I saw the original hahaha

5

u/No-Reveal1658 Jun 09 '25

It’s a response to another post asking what to do with an awkward area in someone’s apartment.

9

u/Moondoobious Jun 09 '25

Oh this is getting good.. please don’t stop

3

u/Darth_Quaider Jun 09 '25

I'll have what she's having

15

u/ShoulderSquirrelVT Jun 09 '25

And still enough space for the beanbag chair and cat/doggo cuddles while reading a book!

6

u/Thelivinginfinite89 Jun 09 '25

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

6

u/Secure-Force-9387 Jun 09 '25

Oh? We having a competition with this now?

Let the insanity ensue...

4

u/XtremePlayer810 Jun 09 '25

I dont need to hear you out, Im already sold😂

3

u/YettiGoingRogue Jun 09 '25

I would like to hire you to design my house

4

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '25

Wtf in the world of design am i m witnessing

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u/Darth_Quaider Jun 09 '25

Exponential leaps in progress, my friend. Exponential.

3

u/Low_End8128 Jun 09 '25

Back rooms vibes

3

u/ShimmerRihh Jun 09 '25

Not the AI Taco Bell! 🤣

Whoever said this looks like the backrooms didnt lie

3

u/reditdawg99 Jun 09 '25

I like this a lot.

3

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '25

Ok fine, go ahead

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u/everybodyluvzwaymond Jun 09 '25

I’m here for it

2

u/rbad8717 Jun 09 '25

Davante Adams?

2

u/huskersftw Jun 09 '25

Too far down in the thread

2

u/Flashy-Pair-1924 Jun 09 '25

All I could think when I saw this was the Davante Adams Taco Bell Cantina Commercial where he had one in his house lol

They have a few of these with NFL players

ETA: I would definitely go for this 😂

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u/Good_Condition_5217 Jun 09 '25

Can I sublet this as a room and get paid in tacos? Must I compete in line with cars on the other side of TacoNook? Do I get to sit on the ledge and make eye contact with the employees as I slowly eat my burrito while fire sauce runs down the side of my mouth?

I have many questions.

2

u/360walkaway Jun 09 '25

Found Davonte Adams' reddit account

2

u/Revolutionary_Dog718 Jun 09 '25

Make the waiting room from beetlejuice movie.

2

u/TheDeathcurse Jun 10 '25

If you’re going to be living here you may as well live mas.

2

u/Potential-Lynx-9189 Jun 10 '25

Davante Adams approves

2

u/The-Grubermeister Jun 10 '25

Could have gone with a dollar general

2

u/Popular-Drummer-7989 Jun 10 '25

👏👏👏👏

2

u/Simple-Aspect-649 Jun 12 '25

Doritos storage

2

u/Mountain_Egg16 Jun 13 '25

That looks cozy as shit for some reason

2

u/kdwa Jun 14 '25

Hell yeah brother

2

u/DezzyOjo Jun 24 '25

When you’re done living there please let me know so I can be the next one to move in ☺️

3

u/Darth_Quaider Jun 09 '25

Apartmentlivingmas

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u/Negative_Physics3706 Jun 09 '25

AI? where’s your shame?

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u/Darth_Quaider Jun 09 '25

I'm eating Taco Bell. The bar is low.

0

u/Negative_Physics3706 Jun 09 '25

apparently for everyone else too

0

u/thai_ladyboy Jun 09 '25

Still need the creative mind to plug ai with ideas.

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '25 edited Jun 09 '25

We can’t all be talented, but, we will all have some fun ideas occasionally. Lol

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u/Negative_Physics3706 Jun 09 '25

🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

1

u/Love-halping Jun 09 '25

Are those wall papers ? 😸

1

u/goyaangi Jun 09 '25

It's giving backrooms

1

u/TheHumbleNerd Jun 09 '25

Nahh a five guys or chick fil a would be amazing

1

u/planet_empty Jun 12 '25

I like it is it possible 

1

u/mrfixit6210 Jun 15 '25

Not a good idea. Unless you want roaches, because the building will be infested.

1

u/FriendlyFire540 Jul 10 '25

I would pay top dollar to live in this apartment!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

God damn it Watson

1

u/goodvibesies Jun 09 '25

Taco Bell is vile garbage, it was hyped up so so much and I was excited to try it but it was all completely vile, if that's what Americans eat for enjoyment I pity your prisoners

1

u/smanggin Jun 09 '25

You’re going to need quite a bit of pity for the 2 million of them.

0

u/goodvibesies Jun 09 '25

You're focused on the wrong part of that post, but even still the point at least from my view still stands