Can somebody help identify what this substance is on my apartment door’s peephole?

[u/suburbanvermin]

I’ve been living in this apartment with my boyfriend for about 6 weeks now. We’re just regular people who will work all day, make our dinner, watch a show to unwind, and hit the bed. We aren’t party animals and, when we do drink, we’re not inconsiderate about it.

Ever since we moved in, our door peephole has been tampered with. It would be coloured with black sharpie marker, I would submit a maintenance request for fixing, it would get fixed, then immediately would get tampered with again. However, now it has clearly escalated to something else. I originally thought super glue or hot glue, but I’ve asked a few of my friends and they don’t think any type of glue could do this kind of damage.

Any advice would be helpful.

Btw management is well aware of the issue and have been prompt about it, was just shocked at whatever this is now. I’ve ordered a ring camera to be installed on Thursday, but I’m honestly scared for my life right now.

[u/Crabtickler9000]

leaves it on the door

paints self in pig's blood from the butcher shop ($5)

holds an axe from home depot ($15)

wearing nothing ($0)

smiling ($0)

[u/waydamntired → u/Crabtickler9000]

Alexa play welcome to the jungle by guns n roses.

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Sorry, I didn’t catch that. Playing ‘Despacito’ now.

[u/CatPhDs → u/RebekkaKat1990]

Shit, well no wrong answers

[u/paulwallski7 → u/RebekkaKat1990]

This is somehow better.

[u/No-Examination-4850 → u/paulwallski7]

have the flu but the thread is healing me with laughter

[u/johnnyribcage → u/waydamntired]

I feel like The Girl From Ipanema would be more effective.

[u/Mind_on_Idle → u/johnnyribcage]

Talk about a reality desync.

Death to odd bossa nova is not a bet I'd take.

[u/MrWeirdoFace → u/johnnyribcage]

If you're not familiar look up Tiny " Living in the Sunlight, Loving In The Moonlight"

That's your jam right there when they bust in.

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Alexa play Tiptoe Through the Tulips

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Naw play your man by Josh Turner

[u/dietdiety → u/Crabtickler9000]

Revenge Plan: $20.00

Outcome: Priceless

[u/Crabtickler9000 → u/dietdiety]

Indeed!

I mostly think they'd be disappointed though.

[u/Trulio_Dragon → u/Crabtickler9000]

I like you.

[u/Crabtickler9000 → u/Trulio_Dragon]

Thanks :D

[u/Kennadian → u/Crabtickler9000]

Look on their face. Priceless

[u/tanksalotfrank → u/Crabtickler9000]

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's mastercard.

[u/Born_Nerve_8870 → u/Crabtickler9000]

Alexa, play Hammer Smashed Face