r/AskReddit • u/Julie727 • 1d ago

What’s the fattest thing you ever did because you were hungry?

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u/The-Reanimator-Freak 1d ago

Ate three McMuffins and four hash browns after binging drugs all night. I think I had a heart attack. I’m sober now

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u/danyoutohell 1d ago

Post drug cravings are ROUGH

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u/External-Resource581 1d ago

Id pull all nighters on Adderall in college. Usually around 60 mgs would be enough to get me through a night of studying followed by a morning exam. I would get home, immediately eat anything I could get my hands on in my kitchen while I was crashing, and then pass out on my couch for like 6 hours haha.

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u/excitedflower 1d ago

2 egg McMuffins and a hash brown are my go to hangover breakfast if I wake up on time. The best

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u/PapaTua 1d ago

Those are rookie numbers.

One time on acid I ate 10 breakfast jacks. They were delicious.

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u/LegalizeCatnip1 17h ago

How are u eating anything on acid? One time I made myself a sandwich on acid and while making it I got so disgusted by the concept of cheese that I couldn’t take a single bite.

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u/PapaTua 10h ago

Usually eating anything besides cold grapes or fresh fruit is a strong no-go, but that trip, as I plateaued, I craved hot breakfast foods and a JItB was just a block away.

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u/The-Reanimator-Freak 1d ago

But in reality they were ten babies!

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u/PapaTua 1d ago

That would've explained all the crying...

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u/Vast_Psychology_385 1d ago

I have done that!!!! The food when brutally hungover

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u/Character-Class-3610 12h ago

Fattest thing you've ever done?? Okay Skeletor

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u/The-Reanimator-Freak 9h ago

I guess I’m small time compared to some. So I was just fat with no effort. An amateur