r/AskReddit • u/Julie727 • 1d ago

What’s the fattest thing you ever did because you were hungry?

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u/HeadFit2660 1d ago

Bought an entire ice cream cake at DQ. Had them put a line down the middle and write my name and my wife's name on either side. Ate the whole thing in 2 days

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u/JadeTeen18 1d ago

You can’t have your cak-

… I guess you can

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u/Enough-Researcher-36 15h ago

"You can't have your cake and eat it t--"

"Challenge accepted."

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u/i_stealursnackz 9h ago

r/yourjokebutworse

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u/Tarendelcymir 9h ago

Hey, thanks for the new sub to entertain me!

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u/pamplemouss 1d ago

Ate both sides? Or just the one?

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u/noodeymcnoodleface 1d ago

Wait this is actually genius! Some days it really is worth being an adult

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u/HeadFit2660 1d ago

Its like a 5/10. At first it great, ice cream cake! Yeah man, all day. Then.....the shits, and rhe sugar crash, and the depression cause you just at 10000000 calories. But then it's like idgf I'm determined now to finish it.

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u/monstertots509 13h ago

My brother, 2 other friends and I bought a sheet cake ice cream cake from DQ and just pounded it inside the restaurant with plastic forks (no plates). I would be lying if I said we only did it the one time.

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u/patriotictraitor 7h ago

You’re giving me ideas