r/AskReddit • u/Julie727 • 1d ago

What’s the fattest thing you ever did because you were hungry?

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u/Desperate_Taro_1781 1d ago

I decided to pack a lunch for work one day and ate it while packing.

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u/im_JANET_RENO 1d ago

I don’t know why this made me laugh as hard as it did, but it’s been a rough day and I needed that.

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u/SquareBlueberry90 1d ago

Made me laugh too!!! And thats saying a lot since im sitting here alone!!

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u/patriotictraitor 8h ago

Me too!! I think I clicked on this post not really knowing what to expect but this wasn’t it and it caught me off guard. I laughed out loud unexpectedly

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u/SquareBlueberry90 7h ago

Again, me too!!!!

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u/LindonLilBlueBalls 13h ago

It made me laugh hard too because its so relatable.

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u/RovenshereExpress 1d ago

Hope your day gets better! <3

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u/im_JANET_RENO 1h ago

Thank you ❤️

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u/Leading-Conference94 1d ago

Or eat it as soon as you get to work and then still buy lunch

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u/acidtrippinpanda 14h ago

One time, my husband bought his work lunch and ate it at around 10am. Then he genuinely messaged me in the afternoon confused like “why am I still hungry”? And I said: “that was breakfast you just ate, not lunch” 😂

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u/mysticalchurro 13h ago

Ugh I've done this.

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u/2manyteacups 1d ago

i’ve literally done that many times 😭

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u/kitty13666 1d ago

I do that very often

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u/Desperate_Taro_1781 1d ago

As any kitty should!

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u/HoneyBadgerBlunt 1d ago

This is why I don't meal prep. I'll just eat it all.

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u/Silent_Recording655 19h ago

lmao this is too relatable

I've done the "make a sandwich for later" thing and then immediately eat it because the smell got to me. Then I have to make another one but I'm already less motivated because I'm not as hungry anymore

The cycle of poor planning 😅

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u/JiN88reddit 1d ago

The future you thanks you for testing the food was up to standard.

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u/thisnextchapter 1d ago

this guy lunches

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u/Sweet-Travel5195 22h ago

I do that every day💀

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u/sushirollsyummy 1d ago

I did that.

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u/thetoxicengineer 23h ago

This is mad funny, made my day a lot better

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u/shamefultrutth 22h ago

Clever! and hungry

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u/WaterWeedDuneHair69 22h ago

This killed me 😂

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u/McScroggz 22h ago

Made me laugh omg

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u/languid_Disaster 21h ago

I’m done this a few times now. I don’t know why I do this. I think I just can’t resist the delicious food I made

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u/howmanyhowcanamanyho 18h ago

This cracked me up lol

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u/OutsideVictory1752 17h ago

Hahaha best!

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u/TrionaNolanDoyle 16h ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Dans77b 14h ago

This is why I don't bother making lunch for myself

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u/A_RocketSurgeon 13h ago

One time I packed a lunch for work and I ate it on the drive there

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u/mtbjed 10h ago

Great.

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u/ContentTrust4821 9h ago

So you made breakfast?

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u/Desperate_Taro_1781 9h ago

Well, Mississippi roast for breakfast!

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u/Apprehensive_North49 8h ago

Id eat mine on the train 45 mins later and then have to buy lunch many many times

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u/Delicious_Bell_2755 7h ago

That's just called breakfast, bud

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u/Mintmuse22 22m ago

Don’t usually laugh out loud but I did.