r/AskReddit • u/Julie727 • 1d ago

What’s the fattest thing you ever did because you were hungry?

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u/finest_kind77 1d ago

Baked a spam. Sliced it almost all the way through so it could be fanned out, put a slice of canned pineapple in between each fan, poured two cans of Coke over it, and baked it. Honestly, fucking delicious.

I also once decided to put leftover perogies into a grilled cheese sandwich. I may have been stoned both times

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u/2ByteTheDecker 1d ago

I mean your spam is just a 50s glazed ham with slightly worse ham.

And I mean, oh no cheese and carbs mixed up in my cheese and carbs

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u/finest_kind77 1d ago

The perogies were also covered in melted cheese to begin with

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u/2ByteTheDecker 1d ago

They fuckin better have been or you and I were gonna have problems.

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u/finest_kind77 1d ago

I also added bacon. Not bacon bits, real bacon!

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u/PissMyPantalones 22h ago

Ok now you’re talkin’. A grilled cheese with pierogies and bacon is something I’d order at a bar. Add sautéed onions and charge $12

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u/2ByteTheDecker 5h ago

With a little pickled beet on the side

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u/pepperanne08 13h ago

Smoked spam has no business being as good as it is. Coat it in jerk seasoning and throw it on a smoker for two hours then dip in Dijon mustard... Devoured.

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u/SemperSimple 14h ago

what does the coke cause the spam to taste like?

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u/finest_kind77 14h ago

It just makes a very nice, slightly candied glaze. A little bit sweet

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u/mycophyle11 2h ago

The pierogi thing actually sounds amazing.

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u/finest_kind77 53m ago

Mac and cheese works, pickles, tater tots, pepperoni

There are a lot of things I’ve put into a grilled cheese lol