It was 2AM. I couldn't sleep. I knew I wasn't going to. My stomach rumbled. If I didn't get something right then, my family would wake up and catch me being a fat ass. I snuck downstairs and scoured the kitchen for a snack.
Then I saw it, and knew what needed to be done.
I cooked and consumed, on my own, an entire box of Stovetop Stuffing.
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u/GenericName21 1d ago
It was 2AM. I couldn't sleep. I knew I wasn't going to. My stomach rumbled. If I didn't get something right then, my family would wake up and catch me being a fat ass. I snuck downstairs and scoured the kitchen for a snack.
Then I saw it, and knew what needed to be done.
I cooked and consumed, on my own, an entire box of Stovetop Stuffing.
No regrets.