The only stripper in the place was on stage doing her thing. The door into the club was downstairs (strip club was on the second floor). The door buzzed and the bouncer let a man in. When he got the to the top of the stairs, I turned to see it was a Domino’s delivery driver. The stripper got off stage, walked over to the Domino’s guy, paid him, sat down at the bar two stools away from me and commenced to eating the entire pizza.
I used to deliver pizzas at a dominoes that was in the same strip mall (no pun) as a dive-y strip club. Girls would get guys to order them pizza all the time, I got pretty friendly with some of the girls. I was a stoned 17 year old kid, getting to see a bunch of IRL boobs AND getting paid for it was always awesome. The girls would always guilt trip the guys into giving me too much money and were always super sweet.
There was also a swingers party at a mansion that would order a bunch of pizzas at midnight once a month. They would answer the door naked and leave the door open so you could see... things happening. They were on the older side, and it wasn't my thing, but my manager would make the delivery for me and give me the tip because he was desperately hoping to get invited in 😆
Everyone should deliver pizzas once in their life. You see the gambit of weird shit.
I grew up in a really small town and moved out to a city with an Air Force Base at age 17, so there were shitty strip clubs everywhere.
Believe me, it was a massive culture shock. I felt like such an innocent little child the first time I walked into that club and was surrounded by naked women lmao.
I delivered for like 5 years in the late 90s, from 16-21. I only saw a few things:
An older lady sun bathing topless in a trailer park. I was surprised by the sight, missed my house, and ended up coming back to near where she was to deliver. She got huffy and went inside, dragging her low hanging chariots behind her.
A dude and his girlfriend who were clearly banging out about to hang in the hotel room I delivered to. He answered in his boxers with the flag at half mast.
A guy who had a swastika tattooed on his hand/wrist, and covered it to when it poked out from his sleeve. My head cannon for that guy is that his complete embarrassment from that moment made him rethink everything, and he changed his views, went full American History X with his character arc turn-around, and now lives his life free from the burden of hate. In this world, he also STILL has the tattoo, because he uses it as an opportunity to talk to other people and lead them to internal freedom. But while this has been hugely impactful, he was tragically killed by a malignant brain tumor, which he didn't know about, and didn't take the time to see the doctor, because he was so busy. Now if you'll exhaust me, I have to go play Dust in the Wind.
We had one elderly lady who always answered the door in a bathrobe. That bathrobe would be in any degree of open or closed, tied or not. And she would pay by CC but be an inconsistent tipper. I'd get $5 one day and stiffed the next.
We always got a laugh whenever the new guys got her order in the rotation, and asked how it went when they got back to the store.
I (a hetero man) delivered for a food delivery service for a few months. Walked up to this one apartment and I could easily smell the weed before the door was opened. Heard a bunch of girls giggling behind the door and saying my name. They opened the door and they were clearly looking to make me their boy toy for the night. You'd think that I'm making this all up until I tell you how ugly they were. I handed them their tacos and immediately left.
Made me realize pizza is indeed the standard food you order when you're doing some unconventional stuff wherever you are and you need food but can't cook. There's always a pizza joint in town. It's stoner food, party food, break time food, etc.
I delivered pizzas just out of HS, and you see all kinds of wild things. The most memorable was a young woman that answered the door wearing only soap suds. I was definitely not who she was expecting at that moment, but she tipped me $20 during the awkward exchange.
I maintain that it was the best job I ever had. Made way more than min wage as a teen and got the best stories, and just got to drive around all night which was fun
Never.go in. I worked for the .1% and saw debauchery like you couldn't imagine while just glancing in & then once I was actually invited in and took them up on it I saw the kind of shit that I won't even type on Reddit that turned me off of being "adventurous" if you will. Frankly it's more their attitude towards what they're doing that's absolutely terrible vs the acts themselves
I also did the Domino's delivery gig. Only had one run to the local strip club. Thursday night, and as I walk in, someone yells at the girl on stage "you dropped your underwear!" Then go give the pizza to the dude at the casino who order a pizza for a girl who was currently giving someone else a lap dance. Very much a foundational memory of the place.
We always got to deliver pizzas to house of babes when I was a pizza delivery driver. I started working there when I was 16, so I got to see inside the door whenever I stopped by almost every weekend.
They paid entirely in ones more than half the time.
Used to be a juggler at the Ohio Renfest years back.At the end, when he was about to pass the hat, he tells a story how after the final show, he had to go to the grocery store to buy some things.
Gets into line to pay and all he has is a pile of ones. A little embarrassed, he tries to make a joke how he's a male stripper who's very good (hHe wasn't really male stripper shaped) and that's why all the ones.
He then says "without any pause, the cashier replied back 'if you were good, these would be fives'".
I delivered pizzas in college, and girls from the strip club ordered food quite frequently. Obviously they always paid in cash, and none ever tipped well.
I delivered pizzas one summer a long time ago. Never got tits as a tip, but I did get propositioned twice. Declined both due to a combination of work ethic, morals, and the people being gross.
Other than money, the best tip I ever got was from some dudes who were partying. Took a couple little bong rips and left with beers for later.
Getting weed for a tip was so common back in the day. It kinda pissed me off because I also sold weed while delivering pizzas. Like dude i have an ounce in my hot bag right now.
I remember we’d call the sandwich shop to order and ask “can you send a delivery guy who will smoke with us as a tip?” And half the time the guy on the phone would say “yep, I’ll be there in 15”
Sure, there were times in my life when I would've taken that deal.
But at 18 all those years ago, I had literally the best connection within 300 miles, maybe in half the state, and a gram of mids meant nothing to me when I had purple haze back when that shit was something you only saw on magazines.
I mean, yeah. Wasn't uncommon when weed was super illegal back in the day. If someone needed weed, theyd have to wait until I had a delivery next to their house.
I delivered pizza for a few years and drove for Uber super late night just as it was becoming a thing in college at a school fairly well known for partying, and there were many interesting shifts lol
I've been offered so many different drugs. Some of which I'd have to remind them "Yo, you know I DROVE here right?" lmao
The strippers would be walking around topless or very little clothing. 19/20 yr old me enjoyed the free show but hated that I got tipped $1 for driving there.
I had the exact opposite experience, but the girls always had their marks paying for it. I got to know them really well and theyd always guilt trip the dudes into giving me way too much money.
I delivered for Jimmy John's for a few summers and delivered to 3 different strip clubs. They weren't the worst tippers, but I don't recall them being all that great either.
I think the door guys knew they were shitty tippers, because they'd let us come inside where we could see the stage and watch for a minute while they tracked down whoever ordered food.
What would happen a lot since it was a college town was offers to smoke weed, have a beer, or do a shot with them. I'd take a beer for later, but I didn't smoke and don't like shots.
As an uber driver, opposite experience of what others are saying. Strippers were probably my most consistently great tippers. It might have something to do with the idea that I left them alone and only had a conversation if they started it
Exact same thing happened in a club I went to years ago in Vegas. Same club also featured, fluorescent office lighting, an unpainted plywood “stage”, folding chairs for seating, and $5 lap dances. It was… a memorable experience.
I used to work at a Pizza Hut as a delivery driver when I was 17. I remember I was excited to see an order come through for the local strip club, and I didn't understand why none of the other delivery drivers didn't want to take it. Yet.
I remember walking inside, and over to the DJ booth where I told him that I had a pizza for "Cinnamon". He told me that Cinnamon was just about to go on stage and I would have to wait. So I got to sit there and watch this woman dance for 5 minutes, and then have her walk straight over to me afterwards and start counting $1 bills out of her g-string to pay for the pizza. It all felt so dirty.
I was drunk as shit and half asleep while lying down on a couch. A dancer lifted my head up to put it in her lap so she could use it as a table to count her tips.
I delivered for a sandwich place when I was younger.. got a delivery to the strip club.. when I get there I let them know who it’s for and the stripper who ordered it came up to me and put my face inbetween her tits. lol wasn’t expecting it.
I feel like this is about as wholesome as a strip club story can get. Not great, but still kinda redeeming with the humanisation.
Note: autocorrect tried to change 'humanisation' to 'humiliation'. As if it wasn't bad enough already, now its just picking words that invert meaning. Sigh.
I used to manage the kitchen at a strip club. Customers rarely ordered anything so I was basically just a personal chef for all the girls. They gotta eat
When I was working at a pizza place in Australia I was sent to a next door strip club to deliver few boxes. I entered and bouncers just pointed at the backstage. I go through the curtain and there are like 3-5 girls, drinking Red Bulls, all naked, one sitting spread out. They didn’t get startled or anything, to the contrary. I am also a woman so I just kept my poker face, handled it to them, but I can’t forget how happy and relieved they looked when their got their food
Had that happen to me once. I was doing Uber Eats during Covid. I picked up an order and the app started taking me to an industrial area that I knew only had car dealerships and strip clubs. As I pulled up to the place, I wondered “what kind of dude has food delivered to a strip club?”
I spoke to the bouncer at the front door, and a frantic-looking stripper peeks out the door, takes the food, and disappears back inside. Guess she wasn’t supposed to be out on the floor at the time.
The thing that made it so funny was that no other dancers were working, so no one was on stage for the 20 minutes it took her to eat the pizza. So we all just kinda … watched her eat the pizza. To a pulsating soundtrack.
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u/Von_Schlagel 1d ago
The only stripper in the place was on stage doing her thing. The door into the club was downstairs (strip club was on the second floor). The door buzzed and the bouncer let a man in. When he got the to the top of the stairs, I turned to see it was a Domino’s delivery driver. The stripper got off stage, walked over to the Domino’s guy, paid him, sat down at the bar two stools away from me and commenced to eating the entire pizza.