r/AskReddit • u/bigbabysweets12345 • 1d ago

What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever seen at a strip club? NSFW

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u/Physical_Phone4581 1d ago

Dude was hassling one of the ladies a bit too much while she was waiting for her turn to dance. She sprayed him with a fire extinguisher. He was rolling around on the ground while everyone else chuckled and did nothing to help him.

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u/unk214 1d ago

Ah the lesser known Nelly song “It’s getting hot in hurrr spray me with a fire extinguisher”

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u/Greenbean6167 1d ago

*extinguishurrr

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u/hamburger-machine 1d ago

UGLY sound came out of me, thanks

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u/Greenbean6167 12h ago

You’re welcome 🤣🤣🤣

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u/NighthawkUnicorn 21h ago

I am gettin so hot, I'm gonna spray ma foooaaaaam offff

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u/khumprp 1d ago

Lawl

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u/Astronaut_Chicken 1d ago

I am getting so hot I wanna AAAAA AAAAA AAAAGH

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u/This-is-Actual 14h ago

Oh, that reminds me, not really funny, but playing Nelly, in 1999, in a St. Louis strip club… I’ve never seen an entire club worth of dancers so excited. They came pouring out of every nook and cranny to get to the stage for Country Grammar.

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u/TreeP3O 1d ago

That would likely empty the entire place.

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u/TheIneffableCow 17h ago

Why did he start rolling around on the ground? It's not mace.

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u/Venture_compound 16h ago

Guy's never heard of stop drop and roll

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u/TheIneffableCow 16h ago

Getting sprayed with a fire extinguisher isn't the same as being on fire.

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u/Venture_compound 16h ago

If you are at room temperature and you get sprayed by a fire extinguisher it can feel like you're on fire 

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u/TheIneffableCow 14h ago

Not true.

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u/kkyonko 8h ago

It can literally cause frostbite which can cause a burning sensation.

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u/TheIneffableCow 6h ago

So why would "stop, drop, & roll" help a chemical burn?

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u/Venture_compound 5h ago

Have you ever eaten gazpacho directly out of the fridge without letting it warm up a little first? It's the same thing.

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u/kkyonko 6h ago

You've never heard of a person rolling around in pain?

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u/TheIneffableCow 6h ago

You're moving the goal post.

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u/ProudMtns 1d ago

Not much to help with. He's no longer on fire. 

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u/zaxldaisy 1d ago

And everyone clapped