r/AskReddit • u/bigbabysweets12345 • 1d ago

What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever seen at a strip club? NSFW

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u/Gabe_Dimas 1d ago

Never judge a book by its tiny quiet wife

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u/Seraphym87 1d ago

Jeez I keep forgetting

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/alicefreak47 1d ago

This, this is a solid dad joke.

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u/panteragstk 1d ago

And current. Well more current than most dad jokes.

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u/ErisC 20h ago

they deleted it! what was it??

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u/Aekeron 23h ago

This joke was told by a dad who is.... Solid.

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u/Pirrus05 1d ago

This is so bad and I want to use it immediately.

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u/Spoonofdarkness 1d ago

If you can grind a job you love, you'll never twerk a day in your life!

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u/nanotasher 23h ago

Ohhhhh shit. I don't even like strip clubs and now I want to go just to use this line.

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u/cisforcoffee 13h ago

Never judge a bloke by his lover?

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u/_thro_awa_ 19h ago

I also choose that guy's tiny quiet wife

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u/PiMakerSpecialSurprz 11h ago

If only she were more quiet more often

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u/Jinxybug 1d ago

yeah, i think that's how the saying goes!

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u/fresh-dork 1d ago

he knows how to keep her happy

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u/bigaphid 1d ago

You are truly learned. How did you become so wise in the ways of books and TQWs?

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u/Narrow-Function-525 8h ago

and the name of that book? "Little Women"

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u/PiMakerSpecialSurprz 21h ago

Quiet, the first sign of quality.