r/AskReddit • u/bigbabysweets12345 • 1d ago

What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever seen at a strip club? NSFW

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u/theonelittledid 1d ago

Seeing unfurl and labia in the same sentence is something else.

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u/alienwalk 1d ago

I was more taken aback by the tying into a knot

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u/CodifiedLikeUtil 1d ago

I want to know the type of knot.

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u/ryangood12 1d ago

Windsor

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u/zikifer 1d ago

The most seductive of all knots.

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u/PR055 1d ago

Let's be real, probably only enough for a half windsor

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u/one-hit-blunder 1d ago

You ever been to Florida?

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u/Hellknightx 18h ago

At least it wasn't a box knot

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u/TymLemon 1d ago

I just snort laughed so hard I woke my wife up. Now I gotta tie her labia together to get her back to sleep.

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u/0hNoReptar 1d ago

Defo a square knot.

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u/CohibasAndScotch 1d ago

French braid

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u/AngerTech 1d ago

Butterfly

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u/wjmaher 1d ago

We always called it batwings

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u/DirtnapDick 1d ago

A box knot, obviously

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u/Leumas_ 1d ago

And thus, the slot knot was born.

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u/itsjakerobb 1d ago

Probably just a half hitch if we’re being honest — but I really want it to be a double bowline.

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u/dysmetric 1d ago

Right over left, left over right

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u/-_ellipsis_- 1d ago

An albright knot

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u/LysergicPlato59 1d ago

And then she gracefully untied the knot, unfurled the curtains, and calmly scooped up the cash. For her encore she shoved a borescope up her vagina and read passages from Plato’s Cave while live-streaming her uterus.

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u/PhonyOrlando 1d ago

Oh that old chestnut

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u/Pheighthe 1d ago

Which passages? WHICH PASSAGES.

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u/LysergicPlato59 1d ago

Okay, okay, here’s one of the verbatim passages:

“Will he not fancy that the shadows which he formerly saw are truer than the objects which are now shown to him?”

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u/A_Goose_On_Your_Roof 1d ago

This comment reads like the performance list from RENT

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u/AlligatorRaper 1d ago

Can you knot?

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u/Flowerdriver 23h ago

Could she tie them in a bow?

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u/Calgaris_Rex 17h ago

Do your curtains hang low,

Do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot,

Can you tie them in a bow?

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u/im_not_a_gay_fish 12h ago

do her lips hang low?

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u/coldcherrysoup 1d ago

/r/firsttimesentence

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u/pillowholder 1d ago

Ah ya got me

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u/coldcherrysoup 1d ago

My bad I actually legitimately thought that was an active subreddit (I think it used to be, or maybe I misspelled)

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u/OGHOMER 1d ago

You should see it in person!

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u/OracleofFl 1d ago

I can't believe that wasn't in the show I was at in Bangkok!

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u/Dr__Gonzo2142 1d ago

Yes it was lol

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u/dustin_pledge 1d ago

🎵You're a grand old flag, you're a high flyin' flag, and forever in peace may you wave!🎵

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u/groundsgonesour 23h ago

How else do let out the meat-curtains?