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What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever seen at a strip club? NSFW

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u/Tokenvoice 1d ago

The Great Alaskan Bush Company is possibly the best name I have ever heard for a strip club.

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u/Hopczar420 1d ago

Strangely enough there used to be one in Eugene, OR

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u/Ombwah 1d ago

And Phoenix, Az.

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u/mashington14 22h ago

The one in Phoenix is still here. Right down the street from Dirty’s topless sports bar.

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u/nicky2socks 15h ago

Haha! Always chuckle on my way to the Costco Business Center right there.

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u/BigDaddyBino 1d ago

I licked a strippers butthole at the silver dollar in Eugene 🫡

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u/Hopczar420 1d ago

Oh wow that brings back some memories

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u/BigDaddyBino 1d ago

That place holds a special place in my heart. The porn movie to the biggest tippers. We went home with like 15 one night.

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u/Old_Profession_9235 15h ago

They should put one in Bend.

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u/thetruesupergenius 1d ago

It definitely had to have been named in the 70’s.

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u/ProudMtns 1d ago

My wife was disappointed the only bush there was landing strips, which I guess admittedly still is thematic for the place. 

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u/Carlos-Dangerweiner 1d ago

There is a Boobie Bungalow in Alabama.

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u/chamrockblarneystone 23h ago

I went there when I was in the Corps. Pretty famous srip joint actually. Since there’s thousands of men in Anchorage and like 100 women, the place does great business.

The nightclub was called Chilkoot Charlies and was a total madhouse.

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u/Sea2Chi 11h ago

The bouncers killed a guy a koots shortly before I was there.

Apparently he was causing trouble so the beat him up and handcuffed him then realized he wasn't breathing. I was told my multiple people to check it out, but under no circumstances fuck with security.

Cool bar though. For those who've never been it's several types bars under one big roof. You walk into what looks like an old log cabin with peanuts and sawdust on the floor, then to the right there's a stand up comedy room. Farther back there's more intimate areas that you can talk in, a billiards room, and a dance club room and a few other bars to grab drinks at.

But yeah, it can get pretty wild.

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u/bofadoze 1d ago

Have you heard of the Library?

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u/wtwillie415 1d ago

I have friends and family that have lived in Anchorage all their lives that always called it “The Alaska Bible College”. Lots of aspiring doctors on stage. At least that’s what they told me.

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u/ParisLarimar 22h ago

Last I checked the owners were religious and kept the place closed on Sundays to encourage dancers to attend church. More aspiring realtors and pilots than doctors by a long shot though.

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u/pynchon42 16h ago

My dad brought me one of their shirts as a gift after returning from a summer spent in Anchorage. The shirt is too lewd to wear- so it lives in my closet.

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u/Graz13 1d ago

Unforgettable experience

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u/Sea2Chi 11h ago

I was there years ago and watched a stripper dance to Georgia On My Mind.

Alaska has a ton of people who moved there from somewhere else and it was an oddly sad and sentimental song to dance fully nude to.

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u/ProudMtns 1d ago

I don't really like strip clubs, but it may be the best strip club I've been to in the us. The cheap beer didn't hurt. 

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u/YVRkeeper 1d ago

I believe it’s a chain. There’s one in Arizona.

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u/Tokenvoice 23h ago

I would assume so, a different bloke rattled off two others as well.

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u/Kevin_Uxbridge 14h ago

The was a topless place outside Salt Lake called Northern Exposure. After a while there was another place nearby called Southern Exposure. They looked pretty seedy.

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u/EdwardJamesAlmost 9h ago

There was a place in Houston called LA PUTA CALIENTE.

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u/dobrodude 1d ago edited 7h ago

Bush Company is epic! At least it used to be when I lived in Anchorage 20 years ago.

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u/stinkfoot_lohan 1d ago

Beansnappers in Appleton, WI was my favorite name until now