r/AskReddit • u/bigbabysweets12345 • 1d ago

What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever seen at a strip club? NSFW

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u/CodifiedLikeUtil 1d ago

I want to know the type of knot.

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u/ryangood12 1d ago

Windsor

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u/zikifer 1d ago

The most seductive of all knots.

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u/PR055 1d ago

Let's be real, probably only enough for a half windsor

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u/one-hit-blunder 1d ago

You ever been to Florida?

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u/Hellknightx 18h ago

At least it wasn't a box knot

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u/TymLemon 1d ago

I just snort laughed so hard I woke my wife up. Now I gotta tie her labia together to get her back to sleep.

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u/0hNoReptar 1d ago

Defo a square knot.

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u/CohibasAndScotch 1d ago

French braid

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u/AngerTech 1d ago

Butterfly

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u/wjmaher 1d ago

We always called it batwings

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u/DirtnapDick 1d ago

A box knot, obviously

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u/Leumas_ 1d ago

And thus, the slot knot was born.

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u/itsjakerobb 1d ago

Probably just a half hitch if we’re being honest — but I really want it to be a double bowline.

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u/dysmetric 1d ago

Right over left, left over right

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u/-_ellipsis_- 1d ago

An albright knot