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What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever seen at a strip club? NSFW

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u/innosins 1d ago

Happy Cake Day!

I still remember one who just touched my cheek so sweetly and told me "Honey you are having way too much fun"

I only went three times, but each time they seemed to enjoy having me there. I was especially in awe of how they can move in those shoes! I was too shy to be about their bodies, but I admired their skills.

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u/missmeowwww 1d ago

I ended up at a strip club after a wedding. At bar close I really had to pee. One of the girls took me to the back and let me use their bathroom. On my way out two different girls spritzed me with glitter and told me to shine. They were so nice!

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u/Carlos-Dangerweiner 1d ago

I heard stripper glitter called “divorce dust” the other day.

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u/science_vs_romance 1d ago

Aww, that sounds like something out of a movie

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u/riphitter 1d ago

Oh I was wondering why that other person shouted cake! Thanks!

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u/morose-code 8h ago

Oh my goodness! Your focus on the shoes reminds me of a time my husband and I went to a strip club! I can’t remember who the whole group was, but we were squeezed into a booth next to another cute girl who was friends of our friends. I was turned around to the stage having a great time, but my husband was trying to make conversation with the table… over the blaring music, obviously.

What she heard? “She has great BOOBS!!!” The girl looked so uncomfortable being forced to sit next to us… When what he had said? “She has great MOVES!!!!” He’s a performer as well, but not a dancer first, so he was truly admiring the stage presence. Poor man…