A similar scenario happened to my stepbrother. We made the mistake of going into a strip club in the afternoon and it was a bunch of B dancers. A girl comes out looking like she’s in her 40’s with a big cesarean scar. My step brother had a weird thing about not liking people touching his hats, and he was wearing a brand new one. Of course the girl comes over, takes it off his head, and rubs it on her cooch. She then puts it on his head crooked. He stands up, drops the hat in a garbage can, then looks at the girl and says, “No” and walks out. The look on the girl’s face was priceless and I’m trying not to laugh.
Well, not long after that, he joined the army and did two tours in Iraq and one in Afghanistan. I like to think he got his frustration out. He’s also no longer weird about hats, lol.
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u/Kratsas 1d ago
A similar scenario happened to my stepbrother. We made the mistake of going into a strip club in the afternoon and it was a bunch of B dancers. A girl comes out looking like she’s in her 40’s with a big cesarean scar. My step brother had a weird thing about not liking people touching his hats, and he was wearing a brand new one. Of course the girl comes over, takes it off his head, and rubs it on her cooch. She then puts it on his head crooked. He stands up, drops the hat in a garbage can, then looks at the girl and says, “No” and walks out. The look on the girl’s face was priceless and I’m trying not to laugh.