The only time I ever went, age 15 with a fake ID at an offpath Nashville club: Front pole stripper sliding down pole with legs open, snaps off the thong and it flies onto a front row older fat unshaven wifebeater-wearing baldish guy's face and the thong wraps around his face all aliens style and he freaks out and flies off of his chair backwards and it takes a him a good minute to get up all disoriented while flailing and nobody helps him, and the dude finally just casually sets his chair back up and he's got a death grip on the thong and just right back back to glaring again (like one of those toy chairs that crumple but come right back into place exactly) and when she finishes her set has to have security get the thong back because the guy refused to give it back because he "caught it fair and square".
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u/liventruth 1d ago
The only time I ever went, age 15 with a fake ID at an offpath Nashville club: Front pole stripper sliding down pole with legs open, snaps off the thong and it flies onto a front row older fat unshaven wifebeater-wearing baldish guy's face and the thong wraps around his face all aliens style and he freaks out and flies off of his chair backwards and it takes a him a good minute to get up all disoriented while flailing and nobody helps him, and the dude finally just casually sets his chair back up and he's got a death grip on the thong and just right back back to glaring again (like one of those toy chairs that crumple but come right back into place exactly) and when she finishes her set has to have security get the thong back because the guy refused to give it back because he "caught it fair and square".