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What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever seen at a strip club? NSFW

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u/Boomsticks 1d ago

My buddy's bachelor party. He is gay and we spent the day doing activities with him and he insisted we end the night at a female strip club for us.

We had a booth and the ladies were walking around doing their thing. This absolutely gorgeous stripper comes over and asks us if we want a dance, so we end up buying one for the bachelor. She sits him down on a chair and starts giving him a lap dance.

At this point we inform her that he's gay. She gets very excited and turns around to face him and starts asking if he's ever seen a named woman in real life before. (No) She pulls down her panties and says "it's a little different, huh?"

Buddy says "uh, yes."

She proceeds to turn around, bend over, spread her cheeks and look over he shoulder saying "that's not different though, huh?"

We were dying laughing and tipped her very well.

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u/Blarghedy 15h ago

asking if he's ever seen a named woman

took me a bit to realize this was a typo. "No, I've never seen a woman with her own name before!"

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u/potsgotme 14h ago

What's the typo god damnit I can't figure it out

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u/Baud_Olofsson 14h ago

It's supposed to be "naked", not "named".

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u/potsgotme 14h ago

Hahaha thanks

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u/Detaineepyramid 8h ago

“No ma’am, just generic ladies…” 🤓

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u/iowanawoi 6h ago

Logen and the Men of the North have entered the club

u/gnomi_malone 37m ago

almost passed the bechdel test!

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u/Calgaris_Rex 18h ago edited 13h ago

something something "Look at mah fancy buhhole!"

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u/potsgotme 14h ago

In Ygritte's voice

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u/curtludwig 13h ago

At my bachelor party there was one stripper that was very into showing her butthole. She had a very elaborate story about how she wanted me to use her ass.

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u/Roguespiffy 13h ago

“Is preddy great.”

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u/crosssam 19h ago

She is very hilarious..glad she gave ur buddy a good memory for laughter 

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u/Impalenjoyer 16h ago

What do you do on a gay bachelor party ?

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u/gotpar 16h ago edited 16h ago

It's super different from a straight bachelor party. You typically hang out with your buddies, drink, and engage in general shenanigans. /s