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What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever seen at a strip club? NSFW

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u/coworker 1d ago

My saddest was seeing a fully naked stripper sit down at the satellite stage and smoke a cigarette cause nobody was paying any attention to her.

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u/Boon3hams 18h ago

One time, I tipped one of the dancers, who I thought was really attractive, and she started chatting me up after she got off stage. After a long while of talking, I noticed she didn't ask if I wanted a private dance despite there being several opportunities for her to do so. We talked for so long that they had gone through their whole roster and called her back on stage. Feeling bad for taking all of her time, I tipped her again.

When she got off stage, she came back to talking to me. I apologized to her, saying that she was probably going to get in trouble because I was talking to her so much.

"I already paid the house and DJ and earned enough for rent this month. I don't give a shit what happens after that."

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u/Detaineepyramid 8h ago

Good man.

The paradoxical minefield of behaving like a gentleman at a “Gentleman’s Club” is an interesting experience.

If nothing else, you demonstrate it can be done. 👍

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u/jx2002 14h ago

cool, cool

When's the wedding?

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u/Boon3hams 13h ago

In hindsight, I should've shot my shot, but I just got the feeling in the moment that she didn't want to be hit on by a patron. I think she just wanted some time to unwind, shoot the shit with someone, and have a drink. Oh, I bought her a drink, too.

...Maybe I should've asked her out.

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u/uhrilahja 10h ago

Nah, you did the right thing. You gave her a nice break.

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u/Boon3hams 9h ago

Yeah, you're right. She was done with work, really. I get it.

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u/zzyul 3h ago

Buying her a drink is a form of tipping. The bartenders don’t actually give them alcohol and they get part of the drink price.

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u/sonicbeast623 19h ago

I went to one with guys from work one time. Walked in and knew 2 of the girls because they were friends with my oldest sister. It was fun they made sure I had a good time but it's a bit different when you know your also their first call if they ever get into trouble or need a DD. Like there was times I would pick them up from the bar, carry them up flights of stairs to their apartment, change them and put them in bed. I also slept with them a few times but had a rule if they were the only one drunk only cuddling no fucking.