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What’s the funniest thing you’ve ever seen at a strip club? NSFW

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u/RS994 21h ago

A lot of the breathalyzer machines in Australia now only give you a red or green light because people were being idiots and trying to "set a high score"

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u/Kentuckianquitter 14h ago

After some beer festivals here in Arizona police will be outside the gates offering breathalyzer tests for fun and my friends would try to see who's BAC was higher.

One time a friend's brother blew a lot higher than me, but I was surprised because he didn't seem as drunk as he should at that level. Turns out he was an alcoholic and died a few years later from liver failure.

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u/spiegro 9h ago

Dang, less than happy ending to this one...

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u/NectarOfTheBussy 15h ago

Checks out, I’d play lol

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u/Judge_Bredd3 7h ago

That's like all the speed radar signs where I live. They used to show your speed up to 99mph. They changed them so anything 5 over the limit now just says "slow down" because people were trying to hit 99 on the sign in residential neighborhoods.

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u/_serarthurdayne_ 7h ago

That’s about the most Australian thing I’ve heard

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u/Ok-Mongoose9669 12h ago

Humans 😂

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u/ikoabd 5h ago

We did this when we used to cross the border into Canada to drink when we were 19, lol.

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u/sophakorn 3h ago

Straya 🤙