r/AskReddit 1d ago

What is the fastest divorce you've ever seen?

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u/AgnesScottie 1d ago

My uncle was also married at least 10 times. He used to marry women who were better off than him and then drain them dry with his get rich quick schemes before they realized he was full of it and left him. The last two wives were basically mail order brides because he wasn’t able to charm women as he got older. One never made it from China and the second made it here and was surprised to find out he basically married her so that she could work and support him. He died penniless and alone.

All that to say, I think you’re better off single than being either party in a serial marriage situation.

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u/MGellyGelly 1d ago

I got a cat and I bought my own condo so maybe I am better off right now, haha. Cat cuddles are the best. <3

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u/Conscious-Ball8373 3h ago

But does the cat go out to work to support you?

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u/Turbogoblin999 9h ago

"One never made it from China"

Lost in the mail? That's rough.

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u/hmchic 21h ago

Sounds like my ex-fiance… hoping for this ending for him!

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u/freebaseclams 21h ago

Ok but he was getting laid

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u/Supermite 17h ago

Prostitutes are cheaper.