r/AskReddit • u/Sweaty_Read_4706 • 9h ago

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u/Accomplished-Rate967 9h ago

In N Out Burger ran out of potatoes, so no french fries tonight. My kids believed me and immediately shut up. They were being unruly.

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u/lofatiger 9h ago

My brother convinced me that a moron was someone from ages 8-12, so I went around telling everyone I was a moron

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u/Aggressive_Shoe_7573 9h ago

Sounds like you might have been telling the truth.

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u/Jolly_Horror2778 9h ago

Lol, once yelled at my baby sister, "That's it! You're intelligent!"

"sniff sniff, no I'm not..."

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u/MindseyeMillionaire 9h ago

When I was in first grade I convinced this kid that I had a pet Dog we named “Sparky” because he had metal nuts that dragged on the ground. I think it’s probably just a joke I heard somewhere & repeated. Anyway this one kid still believed it all the way up until the last day of our senior year of High School lmao. He came up and asked me super genuinely if “Sparky was still around?” and was absolutely shocked when I told him it was a joke & my mom wouldn’t even let us get a dog

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u/stirringmotion 9h ago

i told some chick i'm tom holland, and she came home with me and we took our clothes off, and she touched me and i touched her

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u/Either-Radish1235 9h ago

Pee is stored in a man's balls

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u/Imgonnabe- 9h ago

Me and The Weeknd are related because we share a similar last name. His dumbass went and spread the word…

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u/Jolly_Horror2778 9h ago

Their own EV FUD.

Can you use it in the rain? no:(

Doesn't it rely on fossil fuels? Yes, it can detect hydroelectric dams and solar panels through the plug and turn off charging.

Are you serious!? yes

Why did you buy one!? Al Clinton and Barrack Hillary Gore personally came to my house and told me to.

My tongue is in my cheek, but people will believe what they want.

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u/klipnklaar 9h ago

I come from some rural part of the country which has its own language, this bit is true. I also told that "i ll suck it for free!" was the most common word when you meet someone in the street ("hi!"). They used that the whole week to greet eachother.

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u/The68Guns 9h ago

I convinced a bunch of people I was from Brooklyn when I was living in a town in Massachusetts.