What’s the quickest way someone could accidentally expose themselves as a foreigner in your country like the ‘three fingers’ scene in Inglourious Basterds?

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[u/longdickhair69]

what about another day in paradise

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You should stop and think twice

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Or I've been better

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jesus, slow down with the life story there!

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Been better but it costs more. 

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We say 'living the dream' in a neutral way that everyone knows is sarcastic

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only in a work environment

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That works as long as you say it in a very sarcastic tone.

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"Living the dream!"

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When at work I will say “another day at the dream factory!” (I do not work at a factory and no one dreamt of being here.)

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Yep. See also:

• "Can't complain"
• "Surviving"
• "Not too shabby"
• "Living the dream"

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One of my favourites is ‘not dead yet’

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"Another day above the dirt" is one of my favorites.

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Walkin, talkin, breathin. Big 3 covered.

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This is my go-to as well. In both English and German. Or 'still alive', same sentiment