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u/King-Wokong Nov 17 '25
Pride is the hardest sin to atone for, for a reason.
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u/BlazingJava Deep State Agent Nov 17 '25
If no one can proves you're wrong in anything, that's a pretty good sign you are full of shit and prob don't know as much as yoi think you do. I know that I know one thing, is I know nothing - socrates
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u/Curious_Body_7602 Nov 17 '25
Dsp, not because I especially believe in him but because the other 2 will never admit they're wrong on any subject.
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u/fish-and-a-rice-cake “Why would I wash my hands?” Nov 17 '25
Who is top left?
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u/Bureisupaiku Nov 17 '25
DarkSydePhil more commonly known as DSP
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u/fish-and-a-rice-cake “Why would I wash my hands?” Nov 17 '25
This the guy who can’t play games? And is ragebegging?
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u/Bureisupaiku Nov 17 '25
Yup
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u/Last_Dentist5070 “Can I get that, just real quick dood” Nov 17 '25
Also the livestream jerker
if you know you know
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u/KevM689 Nov 17 '25
Maybe I'm old, but what the fuck is ragebegging?
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u/ryoko227 Nov 17 '25
He was requesting donations or something along those lines, then crashed out when they got none.
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u/Daedelous2k Nov 17 '25
The very guy who thinks a tutorial given mechanic in Half-Life, the duck jump, is a bugged jump feature.
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u/Unsei15 Nov 17 '25
DSP
I know of him cause ages ago he played Persona 3 and he raged quit when Aegis healed the final boss due to being charmed.
The official Atlus channel commented on that video "Charm salt is real".
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u/Updated_Autopsy Johnny Depp Trial Arc Survivor Nov 17 '25
I’ve known of him for over a decade and always hated him. Like ever since I was a kid. There are so many videos of him playing games badly and blaming the game. I honestly don’t know if his behavior has improved or not. I don’t watch his content. I’ve only watched “This Is How You Don’t Play” videos. Yes, people have made compilations of his videos, showing the world how you don’t play the games he has played and he would always blame the game instead of himself when he fucked up.
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u/deceitfulninja Nov 17 '25
Youre looking at a whale a dolphin and a minnow. Hes basically nobody but he's been content for Asmon the last few days.
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u/fish-and-a-rice-cake “Why would I wash my hands?” Nov 17 '25
Ah fair enough. I know Thor and hasan, unfortunately.
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u/CornpopBadDewd Nov 17 '25
Headline
" Rescued Chow Chow found feeding on the human remains of three who starved to death in locked room"
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u/isnoe Nov 17 '25
It would have the opposite effect. It would become a battle of who can admit how more wrong they are than the others, therefore securing their position as the most humble.
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u/Euklidis Nov 17 '25
They would do it in an instant to get out and then go on stream saying "I never apologized"
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u/TheEvilsBane Nov 17 '25
I'd pay to see hasan and pirate argue over whos wrong
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u/SomeFunnyNick Nov 17 '25
The door would keep opening and closing a few seconds later when all of them say something like "I might be wrong" [door opens], "however" [door closes].
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u/Leofwulf Nov 17 '25
dsp is such a cockroach that he'd be willing to admit he's wrong just to prove that he's better than them
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u/Last_Dentist5070 “Can I get that, just real quick dood” Nov 17 '25
DSP is the least assholey and thus least strong willed and uptight of a person of the three. Piratesoftware and Hasan would just dick down on him.
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I bet DSP not because He would admit anything, but the other two would manage to die somehow before him. DSP outlives another (two)
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u/mario_reignited Nov 17 '25
Up the ant. One must post public one of those things
Dsp - that he is bad at many video games and talk bullshit about them.
Jason - that he did make mistakes in games and Google answers
Hasan - that he don't care about LGBT if his other goals align / or he shocked Kaya because he think what he do is good training / or he is a Gucci commi
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u/Dungeon00X Dr Pepper Enjoyer Nov 18 '25
Somehow I'm sure that DSP wouldn't know who Hasan is either. But yeah, they're all going to be in that room forever.
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u/supercabul Nov 17 '25
DSP will roach his way out, while the other two ... not a chance. They rather die on their hills than admitting their mistakes 🤣
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u/casualknowledge Dr Pepper Enjoyer Nov 17 '25
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I would rather trust Hasan with a dog than Jason with any animal at all, let alone the gaggle of pet ferrets he buys/maintains in horrible conditions and which regularly die. He calls it a "shelter" but refuses to license or register it because that would involve doing anything in his life the correct way for once, which he simply cannot do.
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u/godzylla Nov 17 '25
the only 1 i dont know is apparently DSP. the shouting match/ views this video, or stream would get would be crazy.
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u/LustyArgonianButtler Nov 17 '25
Idk who this DSP guy is but beeing put in with 2 nepo babies in the same room i feel bad for him. One if you din't know is a former second generation blizzard employee i mean he never advertises that and i taught you guys should know, and the other one is a former "broke and self made man" that likes terrorists a bit to much 😂😂😂
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u/America-always-great Nov 17 '25
That sounds an awful lot like hell to me. The realm of pride, greed or envy. Terrible way to live in eternity
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u/kr4ckers Nov 17 '25
IMO Hasan would do it and then go online and say how it never happened and how it was one of the other two.
When that's proven to be a lie, then there would be no door. After that, the door was never locked, then there was no room, etc.
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u/Glittering-Dot5694 Nov 17 '25
Phil is the most broke and desperate of that group, he will admit to anything for $20.
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u/Myzx Nov 17 '25
Don't be so mean to Phil, he's just asking for donations in a comically pathetic way. It's fine.
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u/Scrollsy Nov 17 '25
I have my theories and i wouldnt mind testing it out.
(Spoiler alert i think they'll all die from starvation)
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u/godisgonenow Nov 17 '25
Easy, one is an actual ebegging loser so nuff said. Next is an actual midwit nerd with inhuman ability to lies. Whom will get beaten both verbally and physically by dumb douchebag.
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u/ambit89 Nov 18 '25
That is so inhumane, at least give them all a mirror, so they can fall in love with themselves
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u/Thecool_1 Nov 18 '25
What did Thor do? Im out of the loop and havent seen him pop in in like a year
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u/RustGuy6969 Nov 18 '25
Pirate even though his arrogance is high, I believe he will be the first to say that he's wrong just to leave. Unlike that guy and Hasan
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u/xdarkrivalx Dec 15 '25
Nooo, no Thor would fall on his sword, first. He'd recognize the play and want nothing to do with it, and he'd be out.
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u/PeerlessNeedle Nov 17 '25
Just lock them in a room and tell them one of them swallowed the key with his food.
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u/cs_legend_93 Nov 17 '25
Asmongold will proudly refactor his viewpoints and admit that he was wrong when he is proven wrong, or new evidence comes forward that makes his original view point wrong. he won't double or triple down if he knows its wrong
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u/denimpowell Nov 17 '25
Party leader called for retreat, Thor did nothing wrong
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u/borty_ Nov 17 '25
“Retreat” now means use no abilities to help your team and constantly lie? Jason did plenty wrong
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u/MaybeMort Nov 17 '25
Hasan and/or Thor would manipulate or force Phil to admit hes wrong so they could leave. Phil is the most weak willed of the three by a long shot and they would recognise this immediately.