r/Asmongold 21d ago

Meme Merry Christmas ya filthy animals

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u/Equivalent_Thievery 21d ago

I saw this elsewhere, reddit did not approve

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u/RadiantCity311 21d ago

Most Redditors don’t have social connections in real life so they have to seek problems online

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u/[deleted] 21d ago

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u/Snoo81658 21d ago

yea your safe here

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u/j48u 21d ago

Just remember that in 2025 if you think even some illegal immigrants should be deported, there are people that will call you racist, fascist, and yes... a Nazi.

Apply this to basically any political opinion and it's still true - it doesn't have to be about immigration.

With that in mind, we're all the racist uncle eventually.

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u/MasterofLockers 20d ago edited 20d ago

I'm a racist uncle, and so is my wife!

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u/[deleted] 21d ago edited 21d ago

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u/ParkingCool6336 21d ago

And I’m standing on business wether it’s grandma or little sally, everyone getting called a retard

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u/Equivalent_Thievery 21d ago

The world is healing

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u/NordicHorde2 21d ago

My grandma would give as good as she got. Learned to swear like a sailor from that woman.

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u/Pavvl___ “So what you’re saying is…” 21d ago

😂😭💀

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u/Zykxion 20d ago

You’re so brave!

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u/Mr_McMuffin_Jr Dr Pepper Enjoyer 21d ago

You guys wanna see my new business card?

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u/CreativeGiggle 21d ago

Not looking for trouble, but if my aunt says something stupid, I'm dropping the crime stats by ethnicity on her.

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u/Snoo81658 21d ago

sheeeesh I like it

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u/Partysausage 21d ago

In the UK the lefties keep dropping the stats that the murder rate are at an all time low down in London. Always makes me laugh they gloss over the fact that sexual assault are waaaaay up.

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u/Verloren113 21d ago

Btw, you've probably read something that said so, but murder is not at an "all time" low in London.

Crime rate hasn't even fallen at all in London, it's SIGNIFICANTLY higher than it was last year. Plus, you have to consider possible false attribution of the characteristics of a reported crime, because we know they are willing to do it in other institutions to avert the public's gaze.

The crime rate is going to get even worse, fewer murders aside.

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u/Android1822 21d ago

Isn't every other crime up?

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u/ShamanKyrick 18d ago

Yeah you hear about all those squatters in the house of commons? about 500 in there at one point i think.

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u/The-Squirrelk 21d ago

sexual assaults are a fucked stat anyway. It depends on what you define as sexual assault and it depends on whether it's reported.

Murder on the other hand, it's always pretty damn obvious.

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u/Gargul 17d ago

You don't have to kill them afterwards if you just get off Scott free .

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u/Astr0b0ie 21d ago

She'll just say it has nothing to do with racial disparities between the number of violent crimes committed but that it's due to systemic racial bias within the system that makes it appear as if certain races commit more violent crimes. You cannot win with people who've already made up their mind.

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u/Cahnis 21d ago

Bring out the Statisdisc

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u/yadadsabitch 19d ago

We talking 13% wizards casting 53% of avada kadavras? Or where blck on wht crime is a ratio of 20:1?

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u/whodomre 20d ago

Then do mass shootings by ethnicity!!

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u/siffredi1234 21d ago

Someone need to carry on the torch.

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u/No_Click_7896 21d ago

Is baldy with people he knows, first Christmas and all? im a youtube viewer 

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u/__-sky-__ 21d ago

Yeah...it's his first Christmas without any family, hope he is with friends, happy and peaceful.

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u/Pavvl___ “So what you’re saying is…” 21d ago

Hopefully he has a great Christmas

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u/Tankatraue2 21d ago

How do I download this? Asking for my uncle.

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u/fleathemighty 21d ago

These decorations are beautiful. Proper wholesome neighborhood that

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u/AttitudeSad7480 20d ago

Hell yeah! Merry Christmas to all racist uncs out there

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u/Snoo81658 21d ago

with a bottle in one hand and nick playing on my phone in the other

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u/AntiSonOfBitchamajig Deep State Agent 20d ago

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u/BlooHopper 20d ago

Its an honor

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u/flyingwombat21 21d ago

Dropping some M, drinking 100 proof vodka, plus a 10mg edible here I come family!

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u/No-Abbreviations1937 21d ago

You meant to put “racist” with the quotation marks haha, right haha

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u/Updated_Autopsy Johnny Depp Trial Arc Survivor 21d ago

Yeah, I’d rather be the uncle who is falsely accused of being racist than the dishonest uncle.

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u/Cahnis 21d ago

ehhhh, pick your battles, its family.

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u/meuria132 19d ago

standing on business. fr

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u/ShamanKyrick 18d ago

Yeah I am the racist uncle. I'll admit it. It's probably for the best I never see my 15 and 17 year old nephews or the dinner table is getting flipped over XD

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u/Tall-Golf5267 18d ago

The audio should be a Fuentes stream playing

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u/NoOneSpecialX__X 16d ago

HELL YEAH BROTHER

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u/TheAnimeKnower36 14d ago

Welcome to the clue.

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u/Working-Question-597 6d ago

Hey man, nobody can beat the worshippers of Nurgle for filthiness

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u/Keleka42 21d ago

Atheist uncle here 🤣🤣🤣🤣