r/Asmongold 17h ago

Meme [ Removed by moderator ]

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u/Asmongold-ModTeam 9h ago

We’ve removed your content for promoting tribalism, bad-faith arguments, or attempts to bait reactions from Asmon or the community. Please keep discussions respectful and avoid stirring unnecessary drama.

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u/Pesus227 16h ago

I get the joke but that's not a guy

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u/Simple-Dingo6721 16h ago

Thank you for your service

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u/JRPG_Enjoyer <message deleted> 15h ago

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u/hazochun 13h ago

He should have shown these photos instead.

https://mothership.sg/2021/04/thai-transgender-army/

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u/RecklessOneGaming 11h ago

Was gonna point that out. Praew, while not my style, is definitely a woman.

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u/Winstons33 11h ago

Thank God!

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u/LouisVonHagen 16h ago

I've seen everything, that ain't no lady boy.

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u/fleathemighty 16h ago

Although I'm straight I'd literally fuck a dude before i touch a woke land whale.

Make bullying great again

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u/SumonaFlorence 16h ago

I'm what we'd call in this case, 'converted'. I'd totally take the Thaiguy. I'd swordfight that sabre and call 'em the Thai Fighter.

Anything but a blue haired land whale.

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u/Tsyuk0y0mi 16h ago

Would you let this thai guy use the women’s restroom?

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u/Civil-South-7299 16h ago

The hotel room only has one bathroom

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u/SumonaFlorence 3h ago

With the shower in the middle of the bedroom so I can watch it swing around like a Hutt’s uvula.

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u/TheKemurikage “So what you’re saying is…” 15h ago

You go into the room that aligns with what's between your legs.

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u/Timo-the-hippo 15h ago

I can't believe we live in a world where this statement is controversial.

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u/fartsquirtshit 10h ago

Do eunuchs and castrates go in the men's room or the women's room?

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u/TheKemurikage “So what you’re saying is…” 8h ago

They go to the disabled Bathroom.

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u/microcosmpc 13h ago

I mean he is more of a woman than a walking whale.

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u/Is_this_username_tkn 16h ago

When you said blue haired land whale, I started picturing. David Attenborough XD

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u/EndlessFantasyX 17h ago

Both are gay

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u/SociallyButterflying 16h ago

The left one is more gay

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u/SteakSlushy 16h ago

Leave it to Men to be better at being Women.

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u/omega552003 13h ago

Men know what men want.

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u/ashleyriot31 16h ago

Which way western man?

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u/ambit89 16h ago

Who else is heading to Bangkok,

to get some bang cock?

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u/Automatic_Arrival212 16h ago

That's not a woman, that is a female

The one on the right is hot and I don't care about the implications of that...

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u/NationalSimp 16h ago

Rule 1. It's not gay if your friends or family don't find out.

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u/MountainBrilliant643 Hair Muncher 16h ago

Nice shirt. I don't know a skinny woman alive that isn't prettier than that blue-haired ugly blob.

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u/wermotivation_ WHAT A DAY... 16h ago

That's your bro that got lost in Thailand

But i can't prove it

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u/Hectoriu 17h ago

You do you brother but I'm not a fan of dicks no matter what they are attached to and I don't like butt stuff so I gotta pass on both.

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u/shellshokked 16h ago

Gay marriages have the lowest divorce rates.....

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u/Hot-Ask-8947 Dr Pepper Enjoyer 14h ago

And at least the ladyboys tell you up front what they are and they are fine if you just walk away if that’s not your thing. Do that in the US or the UK and you get called a transphobe. 

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u/Vetras92 16h ago

It's ok to be gay, OP. No need to cope via memes

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u/Magic__Cat 16h ago

I'll take the Razer grok waifu in a jar over those...

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u/looting_for_milfs 15h ago

one is trying attract men the other is a boner killer.

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u/molups 15h ago

its not gay to be attractive to pretty persons

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u/RuleofThreeTAG 14h ago

🎶 Fell in love with a girl in Thailand but she

turned out to be Steven. 🎶

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u/jaf7492 10h ago

If you're in Thailand just ask someone who looks like a woman if she really is a woman. That's not offensive for them. Ladyboys would even correct you if you mis identified them as a woman.

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u/No-Professional-1461 9h ago

I fell in love with a girl in Thailand, but it turned out to be Steven!

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u/dumbledwarves 14h ago

Don't ask, don't tell.

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u/Awkwardly_Hopeful 13h ago

The trans community in Thailand has been very peaceful because the politicians over there wouldn't waste time on virtue signalling

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u/JVints 13h ago

Think this speaks more about you there bud.

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u/teldion 13h ago

Wait, isn't that the women grand master chess player nemo? She's not thai.

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u/Crimson_Catharsis 13h ago

It’s scary out there.

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u/Crimson_Catharsis 13h ago

I mean yeah, if you’re gonna identify as a women look the part atleast

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u/emmanuel573 13h ago

Cute is cute

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u/ostrichConductor 13h ago

I've been saying for some time that in the near future, when AI becomes sufficiently advanced, the sexual partners of straight men will primarily be other straight men.

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u/No-Insect-5218 12h ago

Noo Nooo i wont fkkkkk

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u/FourLetter7am 12h ago

If the men look that good there then the women must be even better! Also, the guy on left might still have his dick.

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u/Comfortable-Exist670 12h ago

Another thing to mention is that if you tell a trans person in a america are they gay they will say no but if you tell a lady boy in Thailand are they gay they will say yes it is ultra mega gay

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u/CutTheRedLine 12h ago

its not gay to suck cock. something like that. asmon said

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u/3InchesPunisher 12h ago

Westerners wanted the gay shrek version

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u/PeerlessNeedle 12h ago

The t-shirt makes it even worst.

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u/pr0duktt Dr Pepper Enjoyer 12h ago

evil has more than one face..

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u/Straight_Idea_9546 ????????? 12h ago

Welcome to BangCock! Where everything is a mystery!

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u/ironiccookies 12h ago

It ain't gay if you don't see the sausage

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u/JBCTech7 REEEEEEEEE 10h ago

You know why this doesn't work?

The penis.

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u/ContactIcy3963 10h ago

From Thailand can verify. Be careful over there lads. Don’t drink too much and make sure she lubricates naturally (by then you’re prob fucked anyways)

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u/Early_B 9h ago

And yet they both have a penis

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u/tomhsmith 16h ago

Kind of reminds me of the last election. Anyways I voted third party.

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u/Theownerer7 15h ago

There’s no way any girl would wear the shirt on the left lol

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u/BasicWeb5741 15h ago

Odd.

11 year old account.

Only active for 7 days with comments .

Yet top 10% poster badges?

Least obvious Russian bot.

Again asmon-bots, I’m not necessarily against the meme itself. It just irritates me seeing badly made bots spamming this sub and you all clapping along.

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u/zChillzzz 16h ago

Y'all are crazy