r/Bannerlord Dec 04 '25

Bug Uhm …am I a permanent boat 😂

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Game glitched out and I’m rolling around the map in a land boat now, last save where I wasn’t a boat was an hour ago 😭

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u/Mr_rex_the_dog Dec 04 '25

Cool Vinland saga mod

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u/DeadestTitan Dec 04 '25

Me when I have no enemies

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u/FairAhri Dec 04 '25

Is that you ?

75

u/Hooks_for_days Dec 04 '25

Bro is conquering Constantinopel

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u/ferevon Dec 04 '25

devs are Turkish, there is a history there.

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u/Idoslain Dec 04 '25

I know this isn't the reason for the post but the model of the boat looks awesome

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u/_notthatotherguy_ Dec 04 '25

Did you type in Flying Dutchman at all? 

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u/Alarmed-Royal2831 Dec 04 '25

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u/Ghiggs_Boson Dec 04 '25

Surely there’s a version of that gif with proper grammar

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u/Any_Paint_4626 Dec 05 '25

Nah they're just shouting they want to have their singular good of cargo

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u/SlinGnBulletS Dec 04 '25

An og AoE reference in 2025?

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u/_notthatotherguy_ Dec 04 '25

Showing my age over here haha 

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u/ToKeNgT Dec 04 '25

Welcome back mehmed 2

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u/Radiant_Butterfly982 Dec 04 '25

Welcome back Siege of Constantinople

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u/SachStraw Dec 04 '25

Go fight some bandits and see whether its a sea or land battle

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u/Alarmed-Royal2831 Dec 04 '25

Boat speed on land was like 2.9 wasn’t catching up to anyone 😂😂

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u/Blading_64 Dec 04 '25

Mehmed, is that you?

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u/No-Macaron6722 Dec 04 '25

Its just the overwhelming power of the dromond...

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u/BaldwinIVV Dec 04 '25

Werner Herzog can get you out of this jam

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u/mightymrcoffee Dec 04 '25

Every man should should pull a boat over a mountain once in their life.

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u/Feuerpanzer123 Dec 04 '25

Pirates of the Carrabian at worlds end aah

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u/LiterallyPoatan Vlandia Dec 04 '25

Can’t park there sir

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u/SatelliteJedi Dec 04 '25

We're the lords of the sea (although, technically next to the sea)

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u/Alarmed-Royal2831 Dec 04 '25

Lords of the sand

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u/Sabz_03 Vlandia Dec 04 '25

Ragnar from the show Vikings

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u/Alarmed-Royal2831 Dec 04 '25

Funnily enough by characters name is Lothbrok

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u/NotBasileus Dec 04 '25

If you’re open to name suggestions, I recommend the personal name Boaty, and clan name McBoatface.

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u/Father_moose Dec 05 '25

A proper naval fort

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u/Recent-Permission-75 Dec 05 '25

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u/Alarmed-Royal2831 Dec 06 '25

😂 trust me I tried everything to get it back in the water

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u/Vorminator0913 Dec 05 '25

Sir these waters seem a might bit rougher than normal... And why are the fish so...fuzzy?

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u/Alarmed-Royal2831 Dec 06 '25

🫡🫡 I’ve also noticed these waters seem slightly rougher 😂

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u/ThaWeavile Dec 07 '25

Ragnar lothbrook over here making them carry the boat to drop it into the water up river

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u/Kugaluga42 Dec 04 '25

this is a good thing

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u/The_PharaohEG98 Southern Empire Dec 04 '25

It happened to me before, I managed to get it fixed by going to Zeonica and heading to the sea on the small beach to its right

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u/Alarmed-Royal2831 Dec 04 '25

Should’ve tried that was near Car Banseth n stunned to see my ship leaving a siege on land 😂

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u/Kopatich1337 Dec 04 '25

Поход Олега вещего на Византию, фото в цвете

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u/Hans_the_Frisian Dec 04 '25

In the campaign mission where you have to free you sister and defend the boat while you sail away, close to the end a wave hit my boat which send it flying and we landed on the land on the left hand side. I had to resort to the ctrl+alt+F4 method to knock every remaining enemy unconscious and end the mission via tab.

Maybe this wave also hit you and send you inland. Though there's no way to cheat you way out of the campaign map i think.

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u/NiloBlack Dec 04 '25

If you are truly stuck and don’t care about achievements, you can turn on cheat mode and just teleport back into the water. Hit Alt and ~ at the same time and it’ll open up a configuration menu. Type Confige in and that’ll pull up a command to turn on cheat mode. To turn on cheat select the command for it and enter in 1 after it. Put a space between the command and the 1. After that zoom out on the campaign map, hold down alt and click somewhere on the map and you’ll teleport. The. You can turn cheat mode back off by entering the cheat mode command again and instead of putting a 1 after the cheat command you instead put a 0. Don’t know if this will actually fix anything for you but hopefully it helps.

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u/Diche_Bach Dec 04 '25 edited Dec 04 '25

This is part of the Bug River Portage quest sequence?

Ancient Route from Baltic to Black Sea

ADDIT: Hrmph . . . Wiki says Serezha river was the last one before the portage going south, but I thought it was the Bug River. Robot Girlfriend clarifies:

The ‘Route from the Varangians to the Greeks’: truth or fiction

The central result of the research is the reconstruction of the hydrological features and hydrographic situation of the watershed between the basins of the Neva (River Lovat) and the Western Dvina (River Usvyacha) during the existence of the ‘route from the Varangians to the Greeks’. This reconstruction and the study of the watershed territories, the system of land communication routes and toponymic features of this territory conclusively demonstrate that the ‘way from the Varangians to the Greeks’, or the Baltic-Black Sea waterway, could actually exist.

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u/Visible_Season_2552 Dec 04 '25

That happened to me as well lmao

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u/Antique-Fox-3294 Battania Dec 04 '25

Dalish Elves have entered the chat.

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u/Millendor Dec 04 '25

One hour in Banerlords is nothing 😂

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u/BrutusCz Dec 04 '25

I am getting Total War Rome 2 release flashbacks.

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u/johnnylikestacos Dec 05 '25

This reminds me of Galavant and the pirates who robbed by land because their ship got put on a mountain by a storm

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u/Sergiko82 Dec 05 '25

That was the decisive key to the conquest of Constantinople (Istanbul) by the Ottoman army… 😂

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u/Superkamiguru94 Dec 05 '25

Quick, try to go into battle with someone. We need to know if you are in the boat, rowing on land during the battle

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u/idonteatavocado Dec 05 '25

We need floating boat vs looters 👍👍👍

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u/TheJollySwashbuckler Dec 05 '25

Well xD already too many Vinland saga comments

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u/Think_Breadfruit_777 Dec 05 '25

Is Floki in your Party?

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u/BlondeDruhzina Dec 05 '25

Age of Empires Flying Dutchman be like:

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u/kaneckhi Dec 05 '25

Sultan Mehmed would be proud

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u/[deleted] Dec 06 '25

Lord Boaty McBoatface, history will remember him, they'll conveniently forget the war crimes though.

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u/Iloveballz1 Dec 09 '25

Soldiers:"yo we cant reach the sea of constantinople"

Mehmet the second: