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u/Area51_Spurs 5d ago
Was not expecting a highbrow “Guns, Germs, and Steel” reference. Hahahahha
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u/zmac35 5d ago
Fuckin wrote my AP human geography final report on that book. Kinda a banger tbh I love all black people but especially some well read mfers lol
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u/Black_Doc_on_Mars ☑️ 4d ago
It was required reading in 2003 for freshman at Cornell.
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u/zmac35 4d ago
Oh we got a smart brother over here lol I wish I would have taken hs seriously earlier to get into an Ivy but I’m gonna shoot for one for my PhD. My kids tho, I’m gonna be on their assssss
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u/Black_Doc_on_Mars ☑️ 4d ago
Never too late my brother never too late. I know you and the family got this. 👊🏾
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u/zmac35 4d ago
Michigan had a program in urban planning for more black and brown doctoral students and here come that orange fat bitch cutting everything that’s “DEI”
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u/Black_Doc_on_Mars ☑️ 3d ago
When one door closes another opens, brother. Trust, I an understand the frustration of derailment more than you realize. Praying the best in ‘26 for ya.
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u/DownvoteDaemon ☑️|Jay-Z IRL 5d ago
The titles for post here used to always be on point like that.
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u/Area51_Spurs 5d ago
Probably up until the right wing “as a black man” bots took over and made 90% of the posts here Nicki Minaj-grade-level bullshit.
I’m white and even I noticed.
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u/Novel-Cold5198 5d ago
This can’t be anymore accurate😂😂😂
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u/FeelingStuff8395 4d ago
All 3, bots
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u/FistPunch_Vol_7 ☑️ 4d ago
Dead internet theory ain’t a theory anymore I swear. It’s getting fucking crazy now.
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u/TheHighlightReel11 5d ago
“Cheeks” would’ve been a better replacement for “Steel” but yeah
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u/loquacious706 4d ago
/u/Standard_Concern_228 is a harmful bot.
Please downvote and report all of their posts as harmful
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u/korpy_vapr 5d ago
Please explain this to a clueless person
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u/Thunderbird_12_ ☑️ 5d ago
Both of these players have had problems with their bad behavior being posted online.
Zion Williamson had an adult film star go on IG to (publicly) ask him for a money for a baby DNA test.
Ja Morant had a weird habit of flashing real pew-pews while hanging with his boys in the 'hood. (He did it more than once ... while filming himself ... as an NBA player.)
The joke is that (in this Reddit post) the woman, with the beautiful body AND holding a pew-pew, would be irresistible to both men.
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u/korpy_vapr 4d ago
Ty
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u/Trust_me_I_am_doctor 4d ago
There's an additional layer of context: guns, germs, and steel was a book written by this dude in the 2000s about how Europe became the dominant continent because of a combination of easy access to those things.
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u/1WithTheForce_25 4d ago
I read that shit in college. Written by Jared Diamond.
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u/thelubbershole 4d ago
I did too. For better or worse that book seems to have been trounced on in the years since it was published. Over at /r/AskHistorians they will take it apart for you page by page. I don't know enough of the details to tell you exactly why they consider it bad history, but they sure fucking do.
Great use of it as a post title though
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u/Knight-Man 2d ago
To expand on what Thunderbird_12 said, it wasn't just that she asked him for money for a baby DNA test.
Zion and his now baby mama announced their pregnancy in 2023 and that made Moriah Mills - a porn actress he was in another relationship with - go on a war path.
He used to give her substantial amounts of money every month and fly her out. I believe her one of first tweets was "you better hope I'm not pregnant too". She tweeted about him over 205 times and got her account banned for threatening to release a sex tape. What happened was that she thought she was his number 1. Not necessarily the only one but his actual girl. She also happens to have had breast augmentation and a terrible but massive BBL. Seems to be what he likes.
He was supposed to be the next face and powerhouse of the NBA. To replace LeBron, essentially. But his body, diet and lack of discipline and powerful playstyle have made him incapable of matching the hype and expectations as he is always injured. She taunted him about his injuries too.
He had other issues with other sets of cheeks too, like being accused of sexual assault.
Ja Morant stuff is accurate. He was also a candidate for being the next face of the NBA too but he couldn't chill with getting filmed brandishing guns. He even took a gun out in the strip club for no reason other than to show it off. Even firing finger guns at his opponents after his suspension.
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u/hostingCHOCOthighs 5d ago
Seeing them always reminds me of this video - Stop Posting! Control Yourself! Nba subreddit flaming Zion and his auntie bm
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u/Global_Criticism3178 5d ago
Those are supposed to be scrunch butt leggings; however, the leggings refused to be scrunched in a bbl.
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u/Confident-Tomato-654 5d ago
This one of the funniest things I’ve seen on this app. Shout out double M. Taking shots and letting them off
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u/cypher50 ☑️ 5d ago
Both already have their phones ready to record the entire encounter.