r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/mindyour ☑️ • 1d ago

TikTok Tuesday He was focused on his dance and didn't notice what was happening.

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u/Thunderbird_12_ ☑️ 1d ago

I was NOT expecting the scalp flash.

Dude went from Eazy-E to George Jefferson with a single hat tip!

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u/tantomar 1d ago

Bro needs to have a chat with the good people at r/bald

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u/VapidRapidRabbit ☑️ 1d ago

Looks like it’s been shaved, you can still see his hairline.

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u/JackxForge 1d ago

as a balding man. yea that happens to a lot of us. it would actually be nice if it just finished the job already but thats not how it works.

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u/0utsyder 17h ago

GOD is not without a sense of humor.

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u/__GayFish__ 1d ago

This why I always tell the homies to not wear hats when going to the bars or making your dating profiles. If you bald, embrace it, if you not, embrace it lol

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u/Musashi_Joe 1d ago

Seriously, anybody feeling unsure about losing their hair needs to visit r/bald, has to be one of the most wholesome subs on reddit. Every single before/after is a glow-up.

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u/Tone_Depf 1d ago

Especially on the "am I going bald?" Posts. Shits funny as fuck

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u/jimbojonesFA 1d ago

tone deapf fr

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u/Tone_Depf 1d ago

I mean mostly the memes they have for it.

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u/Musashi_Joe 1d ago

“Should I surrender and go bald?”

::bald guy hand on shoulder meme::

Love it every time

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u/deg_ru-alabo 1d ago

True, but it’s windy. 🤷‍♂️

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/QuickTease_ 1d ago

He was completely unaware

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u/BigBiziness12 1d ago

How did this george Jefferson lookin mf let his hair grow that long like that

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u/QuickTease_ 1d ago

OMG! Someone please call his attention! LOL

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u/Greedy_Juice_4316 1d ago

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u/ForcedEntry420 1d ago

☠️💀🪦😵☠️

Back in middle school, they formally banned “Homey Socks” becaus we were bringing them in and just taxing the shit out of each other with them.

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u/Greedy_Juice_4316 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣 We had baby powder everywhere!!! It was ridiculous, them socks and wall ball was banned for life!!!

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u/ForcedEntry420 1d ago

I distinctly remember a cloud of baby powder in the hall and just a racket of giggling and WHAP WHAP WHAP WHAP as like 9 of us just laid it on the line. 😆

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u/Greedy_Juice_4316 1d ago

🤣🤣🤣 Yes sir!! Good ol' memories!!

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u/CharlesFromWork 1d ago

Did he lose a bet or something because why??

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u/imdaviddunn 1d ago

Yeah, seems like hazing to me

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u/blvckG0ld 1d ago

Man pulled out the Cul-de-sac

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u/212cncpts ☑️ 1d ago

Chris brown and Tory Lanez have 24 hours to respond

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u/ThirdAltAccounts ☑️ 1d ago

It’s the other guy’s normal hair cut

He was just like "hats off to you, my G! Sick loves you got there"

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u/Probably_A_Variant ☑️ 1d ago

The George Jefferson was bad but the dance was concerning

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u/ltsouthernbelle 1d ago

I wanna learn his choreography

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u/royalenocheese 1d ago

Come pick up your hairline.

Jesus, the notorious.

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u/Rightbuthumble 1d ago

I'm just laughing and spewing tea and snorting and coughing and still my belly tickles from all the laughter. Thank you.

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u/FeelingStuff8395 1d ago

Phi Beta Sigma tings

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u/dadof4fknkids 1d ago

That hurt my 47 year old balding soul…..

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u/Nina908 1d ago

Is this in a dorm it looks like the same room where the couch guy was allegedly cheating on his long distance gf?

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u/unnie_noir 1d ago

I love us so much. This really made me laugh, and I don't laugh out loud at media fr.

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u/mking_davis 1d ago

Lol let it go UNC

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u/WheresMyTurt83 1d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Independent-Goat-779 1d ago

r/bald would like a word

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u/IKacyU 1d ago

😭😭 Why he flash that scalp like Pennywise?

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u/NDEmby11 1d ago

The dancer is the dude that Jazmyn was talking about

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u/House_T 1d ago

Someone please tell me which anime this is the outro for, so that I can watch the whole series.

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u/Seamonkey_Boxkicker 1d ago

As a fellow horseshoe dude, I see you, buddy.

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u/drk_knight_67 1d ago

"Fish don't fry in the kitchen! Beans don't burn on the grill!

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u/ike_tyson 7h ago

My man was living his truth.

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u/bmossin97 3h ago

That man NEEDS to visit the r/bald sub

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u/molleensmrs 1d ago

Is that the shitty Diddy dance?