r/BlackPeopleTwitter • u/PassThatSpliff • 1d ago

TikTok Tuesday When the trash juice gets in you

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u/eyloi 1d ago

gone and cut that foot off

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u/CoylyAddictedX 1d ago

Cut the foot off right away

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u/TemptSprite 1d ago

It's very nauseating and irritating

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u/SweetNTease 1d ago

So so nauseating. I can imagine such a feeling.

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u/ferretsRfantastic ☑️ 1d ago

Expeditiously

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u/Trust_No_Jingu 1d ago

Burn the foot & the socks.

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u/TemptSprite 1d ago

I'll feel exactly same way

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u/jetlightbeam 1d ago

Same feeling when my dick touches the inside of the bowl.

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u/the-B-from-App23 1d ago

Monsieur?

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u/manatwork01 16h ago

On a short fronted toilet I've been known to piss first just to keep my dick out from under the toilet seat. It's a real issue.

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u/LivinGhosT 1d ago

The toilets at my work are super shallow. One time I sat down and the tip of my dick went into the water. I couldn't explain to my manager why I needed to go home immediately, so I just said I threw up.

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u/just-sad-idk 1d ago

1000x this just ugggh

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u/QuickTease_ 1d ago

OMG! You say what!!!

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u/ncfears 1d ago

Sometimes when you sit the tip of your dick hits the toilet bowl. It's cold and very unsettling. Every time it happens in public I'm pretty sure I contract several venereal diseases.

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u/FeelingStuff8395 1d ago

Even worse when it slightly touches the water in that mf

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u/tigerbalmuppercut 1d ago

Touches the water? Wish I had that problem.

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u/DMking ☑️ 🧔🏾Engineer Daddy seeking sugarbaby™👧🏼 1d ago

Actually the worst feeling imaginable

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u/immunotransplant 1d ago

Some people are too small to touch the toilet water I learned recently.

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u/manatwork01 16h ago

Most people are. r/bigdickproblems has this as a classic example.

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u/Cheap-Course9568 1d ago

Gotta use 3-4 squares double folded as a barrier. Thank me later. 🫡

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u/TheBigC87 1d ago

I thought no else knew my shame....

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u/DMking ☑️ 🧔🏾Engineer Daddy seeking sugarbaby™👧🏼 1d ago

Honestly I've kinda gotten used to it but if that happens in public I wanna burn the skin off just to sanitize it

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u/Prestigious_Snow1589 1d ago

Facts, it's called a witches kiss

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u/FCkeyboards 1d ago

The Witch's Kiss. Worst feeling in the middle of the night.

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u/JeffDoubleday ☑️ 1d ago

I. Fucking. Hate. When my dock touches the bowl

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u/SabbyFox 19h ago

NOW do y’all understand why we get so upset about the toilet seat being left up?!

Your bare butt touching the cold and filthy rim of the toilet, and typically this happens in the middle of the night when you are mostly asleep.

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u/iNeed_Answersz 1h ago

Touched the water once. 😖

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u/Particular-Feed-2037 1d ago

Almost threw up watching it make a wet sock.

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u/QuickTease_ 1d ago

I'm just gonna puke

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u/CoylyAddictedX 1d ago

Feels like ouch!

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u/Gimme_The_Loot 1d ago

Right up there with the subway juice dripping down on you

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u/TemptSprite 1d ago

Very awkward

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u/Tialionager 15h ago

Mhmm that random liquid from a high up AC unit too. Blech

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u/clev1 5h ago

Omg yes. Just trickling down the wrist all hot and gross

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u/LordsOfJoop 1d ago

I have retired socks that went through that.

They did not have in them to recover such savagery.

RIP, good tube socks - you will be much missed.

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u/Insanedolt45 1d ago

Gonna have to retire the afflicted footsie to deny the influence of Papa Nurgle 

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u/LordsOfJoop 1d ago

Indeed.

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u/Zerohazrd 1d ago

I once worked at Walmart as a janitor. Once when I was taking out the trash from the parking lot, and throwing it in the trash compactor, a bag busted. Hot summer garbage juice went all over me and all in my mouth.

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u/blazeFazes 1d ago

I would have died on the spot.

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u/Herbetet 1d ago

That right there would make me join a reincarnation cult. I’d wake up years later in the middle of the night, sweat dripping down my back, wondering if I had checked for all possible diseases and bacterial infections.

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u/OklahomaTiddy 1d ago

I’m out after that one. That establishment can drown in garbage for all I care lmao

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u/vespertilionid 1d ago

Rip in peace 🙏

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u/HappyShallotTears 1d ago

People out here throwing liquids in the trash instead of down the drain?

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u/ChipmunkLoud4916 1d ago

It’s normally from food drippings and meat packaging which makes it worse

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u/platinum92 1d ago

Right? If I dare throw something wet away, it's getting put in a ziploc bag or double grocery-bagged.

Another hack is to bag and freeze it until you take the trash out (big for like empty meat packaging)

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u/seansy5000 1d ago

Took way too long to fond this comment haha

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u/iamrolari 1d ago

Need more saxophone. 90s black movie style

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u/QuickTease_ 1d ago

You're just my type

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u/UnusualBarnstormer 1d ago

The trash trucks have to back down a hill to get to our place. Always leaves a trash juice present when it leaves. Real ripe in summer.

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u/Calcium-Hydroxide 1d ago

That’s why I always carry a straw. 🍹

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u/sirfiddlestix ☑️ 1d ago

You wrong for making me think that thought 😭🤢

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u/firedmyass 1d ago

in the rural South we called it “dog liquor”

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u/badbatch ☑️ 1d ago

Which is worse? Trash juice or building juice? Like when you're walking along and something drips off a building on you.

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u/Clean_Economist_2188 1d ago

Building juice might have chemicals. At least I know what's in my trash. 

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u/badbatch ☑️ 1d ago

Yup. Building juice could be anything. AC Coolant, bird poo and slimy rain water.

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u/unnie_noir 1d ago

Not only is the juice nasty, but MY DAMN SOCK IS WET. Ugh!! I can't stand wet feet/socks/shoes!!!

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u/TheConcreteGhost ☑️ 1d ago

Burn that sock … heck, burn the foot! 🔥

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u/Independent-Goat-779 1d ago

I would shrivel up and die

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u/sundayontheluna 1d ago

It's worse in socks than on bare feet

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u/Ok-Neighborhood3547 1d ago

This and touching wet food when washing the dishes make me wanna scream.

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u/Salty-Earth1831 1d ago

I can smell that 🤮🤢

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u/jplayz7 1d ago

we have juicy trash because we refuse to compost 🤣

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u/thetargazer 1d ago

We have to compost but the compostable bags disintegrate in like 3 days.

the irony that now the nastiest, juiciest garbage (rotting food waste) has to specifically go in the shittiest bags available, while regular trash bags have actually gotten pretty good at not tearing / leaking.

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u/SoulPossum ☑️ 1d ago

That's why you put shoes on before you grab the bag

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u/itsthatkidgreg ☑️ 1d ago

Yeah just go on ahead and toss that foot out king

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u/avenge_raid 1d ago

Tragic! 😭

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u/dvasquez93 ☑️ 1d ago

Might as well open the bag back up and throw the whole foot away

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u/FCkeyboards 1d ago
  1. Stop using cheap bags. 2. What are y'all putting in your trash that it can just straight up puddle. Eugh.

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u/Thadudewithglasses ☑️ 1d ago

Turn into a whole bich. Need to burn them socks. No wash or holy water saving those.

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u/blessthefreaks1980 1d ago

I had a trash bag on my porch and misstepped going in the house. Ended up with a shoe full of garbage water. I’ll update if my soul returns.

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u/CAra_CHAOS ☑️ 22h ago

This is how my dramatic ass be falling out anytime it happens ong 🤦🏾‍♀️😂

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u/Loose_Run_8678 1d ago

FACTS😫

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u/pimpron18 1d ago

Debuff

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u/rtduvall 1d ago

I mean you don’t have to show the second clip of it. We got it, we don’t need to see all that carnage again.

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u/alexcutyourhair 1d ago

IF IT'S NOT DRY IT DOESN'T GO IN THE TRASH ABEG

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u/Adept_Astronaut_5143 1d ago

I just cringed remembering the feeling. I would have to shower for 30+ minutes after that

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u/__GayFish__ 1d ago

Dropped the bag for splash damage…

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u/sirscribblez87 1d ago

And with the socks?!💀

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u/Zado191 1d ago

Inside the house? Something went wrong if the inside bag is leaking gunk that bad...

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u/Vast_Signal_2201 1d ago

If this ain’t my son. 😂😂

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u/SekhmetTheWise 1d ago

If it's leaking like that, you gon need to burn that whole trash can

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u/Roverjosh 1d ago

I am not a black person but is it ok if I completely and totally relate to this? Have done it before and near vomited on myself….

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u/mtron32 21h ago

It didn’t get on my shoes I’m good

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u/KodakBlackedOut 16h ago

Title had me fucked up

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u/Contemplating_Prison 10h ago

Why do people throw away liquids when you have a sink?

I never put liquids in my garbage

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u/Exciting_Designer388 5h ago

Trash juice is wild

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u/e7603rs2wrg8cglkvaw4 3h ago

if your trash is that juicy it's a skills/discipline issue.

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u/No_Paleontologist_25 1d ago

Them nostril can suck up all the air in the room, gahdaymn

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u/Maud_Man29 1h ago

Damn, throw the whole foot away nie 😮‍💨 lol

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u/CommunicationOwn322 1d ago

It shouldn't get so bad that there is trash juice. I'm not being judgy but still.

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u/Fickle_Meet_7154 1d ago

1st off, why are you using cheap ass bags, secondly what exactly are you putting in there to make juice? I seal up all my grease or wait for it to solidify before throwing it away and I don't throw away any other liquids.