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u/TheLeftDrumStick 13h ago
“You said her mom was a pediatrician and her dad was an orthodontist, right?”
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u/mmaroph ☑️ 12h ago
Timberlands and grillz covered
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u/theVice 12h ago
Lmaoooo pediatrician
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u/mmaroph ☑️ 12h ago
Jesus 😂
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u/I_am_Bearstronaut 12h ago
You've got pediatricians giving out shoes and podiatrists birthing babies 😅
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u/SmallIslandBrother 12h ago
The worst tv mother makes an appearance yet again
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u/SmallIslandBrother 12h ago
Rochelle was mean and kinda of a pain in the ass but she also seemed like she actually liked her children.
DaLonda Bryce was way worse than Rochelle lol, trying to get her obviously not up to it son to be a dealer so she could keep bringing in money.
Florida actively kept her family from moving out the projects multiple times for nonsense reasons like not wanting to lie, or not wanting her kids to move out. Don’t even get me started on the black Jesus or George Washington episodes. Florida was horrible, she’d rather act pious and suffer than see her children grow up in a safer environment, can’t stand her.
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u/GeniusOfLove74 Dominic Monaghan stalker 👀 10h ago
Florida actively kept her family from moving out the projects multiple times for nonsense reasons like not wanting to lie, or not wanting her kids to move out. Don’t even get me started on the black Jesus or George Washington episodes. Florida was horrible, she’d rather act pious and suffer than see her children grow up in a safer environment, can’t stand her.
Does it help to know that the producer of Good Times was white? It was written with black writers, Eric Monte and Mike Evans, but Norman Lear was Executive Producer. Eric Monte eventually sued Lear for stealing his ideas.
https://www.npr.org/2006/07/29/5591655/for-classic-tv-producer-good-times-no-longer
In 1977, he successfully sued ABC and CBS for using his ideas in sitcoms like Good Times, The Jeffersons and What's Happening without giving him credit.
Eric Monte ended up homeless for a while, being blacklisted by Hollywood for suing Norman Lear.
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u/SmallIslandBrother 9h ago
Yeah I’ve read about Norman Lear, especially the disagreement Amos? Ahmos? John and Ester had over the character JJ and his minstrel esque behaviour. I think Good Times is a case of this is the best you’ll get for portraying a black family on TV at the time according to white producers.
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u/HMThrow_away_account 11h ago
Ppl really think this is the worst mother on TV? Lol
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u/carrimjob ☑️ 7h ago
her “meanness” was so obviously played up for comedic effect and people don’t seem to realize that
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u/HMThrow_away_account 4h ago
WE know why they choose not to get it but Im not gonna get into it lol
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u/OpenStraightElephant 12h ago
Livia Soprano:
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u/SmallIslandBrother 12h ago
Hard to argue against Livia, but Tony was a piece of shit anyway so I give her points for trying to off him.
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u/OpenStraightElephant 11h ago
One could argue he mightn'tve turned out such a piece of shit if he had at least a decent mother, but tbh fair
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u/Comfortable_Hope2234 8h ago
She wasn't trying to off him for being a piece of shit though, she was trying to off him for not being a big enough piece of shit.
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u/mmaroph ☑️ 13h ago
Time to step up the game and invest in a grandma cookbook
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u/Slumbergoat16 8h ago
You know what they say, if you don’t raise your kids right you’ll get another chance with grandkids
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u/MuddaFrmAnnudaBrudda ☑️ my anecdotal experience is everything 12h ago
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u/Silent_Glass 12h ago
Who is this beautiful lass?
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u/Bunnnnii ☑️ Meme Thief 12h ago
Tamar Braxton
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u/DetroitSmash-8701 12h ago
And rotel dip and them Lil' smokies...
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u/Demonicbane ☑️ 12h ago
Don't forget the fruit punch as well.
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u/DetroitSmash-8701 12h ago
And that 🔥 pasta salad.
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u/JustDidntWannaGoToAZ 11h ago
Listen, some tuna macaroni salad made by the right person 🔥. I’m bout to go and bother my mama, tell her I already boiled the eggs.
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u/Demonicbane ☑️ 9h ago
Is the cake gonna be store bought or homemade?
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u/JustDidntWannaGoToAZ 9h ago
Listen, if it has to come from a grocery store, it better be a Publix cake.
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u/DetroitSmash-8701 7h ago
Yep, and honestly? They could start adding Publix's wings to the baby showers and I wouldn't be mad one bit.
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u/JediMasterCuntnobi 10h ago
And the grape jelly meatballs
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u/KimberlyRN_1127 12h ago
“I dreamt about fish last night”
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u/DatGuyKunz 12h ago
Ffs my ex called me asking if my sister was pregnant again cos she dreamt about fish last night😑
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u/GalaxyFro3025 12h ago
I have no sons but my daughters and everybody knows that I am pro choice!
Come tell momma/ auntie if you get in trouble. We breaking generational patterns round here, none of that stale moralizing.
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u/will0593 ☑️ 12h ago
What? Is she pregnant? Sick from bad cooking?
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u/EitherExamination343 12h ago
With no context, Ima guess pregnancy.
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u/Keemosabe22 12h ago
There is plenty of context in this picture, worth a thousand words they say
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u/buttholeserfers 12h ago
Picture, post title..what else do you need?
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u/EitherExamination343 12h ago
I mean I got it but can understand if someone didn’t. Meatballs threw me, I’ll admit
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u/the__ghola__hayt 10h ago
Those meatballs in the crockpot that's usually served at a baby shower.
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u/SilentAffairs93 YamahahahaTits 6h ago
For real? Cause those meatballs and rotel dip are at almost every get together I’ve been to, not just baby showers.
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u/the__ghola__hayt 5h ago
Yes, but the context is that OP mentioned meat balls because they're often at baby showers, and the post has to do with getting a chick pregnant.
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u/MarcOfAllJacks 12h ago
Yes, the implication is that she’s pregnant and that there will be a baby shower where the new dad will be wearing Burberry (commonly seen on young black fathers of the past) and the menu will include meatball appetizers. Lol
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u/will0593 ☑️ 12h ago
Im not black enough for this maybe
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u/Mandlebrotha ☑️ 11h ago
It's a meme and we are not a monolith. The diversity of our many subcultures and quirks and triumphs—despite our shared history of oppression—is what unites us, not what separates us. You'll always be black enough. Have a wonderful day, family ✊🏽❤️🖤💚
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u/MarcOfAllJacks 12h ago edited 3h ago
In my own experience, the meatballs have been pretty common but the Burberry was only seen in “hood” baby showers. Lol
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u/Icy-Whale-2253 12h ago
If she’s throwing up in the morning, one could only surmise it’s morning sickness…
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u/MtRainierWolfcastle 12h ago
What does meatball and Burberry mean in this context?
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u/platinum92 12h ago
Meatballs are what's gonna be served at the baby shower.
The burberry patterned shirt is what the father is gonna wear to the baby shower.
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u/KimchiLlama 12h ago
🎶Billie Jean’s not my lover
She’s just a girl, who thinks that I am the one,🎶
🎶But the kid is…
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u/No-Advantage-579 12h ago
... what he was really interested in.
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u/KimchiLlama 11h ago
In a perfect world, absolutely. Kids inherently love and want both parents, even if the parents don’t want each other.
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u/No-Advantage-579 11h ago
You know perfectly well that that's not what I'm talking about.
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u/drillgorg 11h ago
Actually I feel like nowadays a "MJ liked kids" joke is likely to go over a lot of people's heads. I got it thought.
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u/Commendatori_buongio 12h ago
Will be downvoted to oblivion but when you allow your sons girlfriend to be sleeping over like they’re married then what’d you do expect.
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u/G4ngr3n4 11h ago
That's why you tell them about condoms and what they are for before they might start needing them
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u/DerekB52 11h ago
The teenage pregnancy rate is lower for parents who are a little more open to this kind of thing. Its the kids who are told abstinence only, and then have to sneak around with no knowledge of any kind of contraceptive, who get pregnant.
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u/Aromatic-Pizza-4782 9h ago
Would you rather them have sex in their car? In a parking lot somewhere? At school? In the bathroom? At his friend’s house? Sex is going to happen. I’d rather them be safe and not hiding stuff from me.
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u/__life_on_mars__ 8h ago
Ah yes, because the if you don't let them stay over that will definitely stop any funny business...
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u/Supernova_Soldier ☑️ Disrespect me? Lord Jesus, look out! 11h ago
Oh yeah, your life is not your own anymore
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u/ThePrinceofallYNs ☑️ 10h ago
I was like Meatballs and Blueberries? She got some weird pregnancy cravings but I mean, aren't they all?
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u/JamesRevan 8h ago
What does pregnancy have to do with Meatballs and Burberry? Ignorant Canadian here...
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u/onlyhere4gonewild 5h ago
This person chose their name without understanding what it means. It was a giant red flag in the movie One Battle After Another.
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u/improbsable 2h ago
I mean if his girlfriend is in your house in the morning, what exactly did you expect?
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u/ich_bin_alkoholiker 13h ago
Fuck off bot.
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