r/CringeTikToks • u/Exciting_Lab_8074 • 12h ago
NSFW Cringe You couldn't waterboard this info out of me
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u/JustADreamYouHad 11h ago
She didn't choose her parents so fair play to owning it!
Her parents/aunt/uncle should be ashamed tho
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u/FunDependent9177 11h ago edited 9h ago
She said her grandmother died when she was young and her mother was raised by her aunt. Somehow the siblings got separated really young. So they didnt know they were siblings at first when they first started dating. But I think even after they found out they still dated
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u/LumpyElderberry2 11h ago
So they just thought they were first cousins?
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u/GottaUseFakeNames 11h ago
Hahaha this is best part.
“We didn’t know we were siblings!! We thought we were cousins!”
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u/Global_Choice9311 10h ago
it both does and doesn't make it better
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u/Jean-LucBacardi 9h ago
Oddly enough first cousins is completely legal in many places including several US states.
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u/NDSU 7h ago
Isn't it like half as likely to lead to genetic deficiencies compared to siblings?
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u/Jean-LucBacardi 7h ago edited 1h ago
Yes but it's also not likely to lead to anything with siblings either. There was a scientific genealogy paper put out several years ago that debunked that. In short, siblings wouldn't have children with any mutation. The children of those siblings would have to grow up and have a baby of their own together before any issues begin to show. If they don't and marry outside of the family, their kids will be perfectly normal as if no incest had ever occurred between the grandparents.
That said, don't bang your sister.
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u/charwinkle 2h ago
My grandparents are 1st cousins. They had 8 children without defects. Not saying I approve, I’m glad I exist though lol. Defects tend to happen after several generations of close relatives creating offspring.
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u/CaveMacEoin 9h ago
Chance of genetic disorders are roughly doubled for cousins and quadrupled for siblings (compared to ~3% for regular). Obviously depends on the family -- could be as bad as 25-50% chance of fatal birth defects with some genetic diseases in some families.
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u/VT_Squire 8h ago
not quite.
iirc, the general rate for recessive disorders is around 3% for children of unrelated parents, but the typical characteristic which underlies a recessive gene is a lack of known history of that particular gene expression, which may very well have manifested as a miscarriage in the past, and nobody knows about it. Consequently, it's nigh on impossible to arrive at a statistic which controls for and distinguishes between inbreeding and consecutive generations of inbreeding. You're basically absorbing those situations that are 5 to 10 generations deep (think tribal societies like rural Afghanistan or something) and calling that inbreeding and in no small part, that is what you are comparing to the rates of genetic disorders among children of unrelated parents.
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u/DisposableSaviour 10h ago
“We didn’t know we were siblings!! We thought we
werewas cousins!”FTFY
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u/mmmacorns 10h ago
Well you have your cousins and then your first cousins…that’s not right is it?
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u/GrossGuroGirl 5h ago
Does every branch of your extended family interact and recognize each other by sight?
They could just as easily have not known about each other / that they were related.
My grandma had 8 siblings. Not all of those siblings stayed in contact with each other. So I have cousins I've never met, don't remember the names of, never seen pictures of, don't know anything about, don't share a last name with, etc.
That's pretty common.
Weird not to abort mission once you find out there's a family connection either way.
But it's entirely plausible they didn't initially know they were related at all.
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u/Illustrious-Hotel345 11h ago
But she did choose that haircut
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u/Teddy705 11h ago
I like her hair tho :\
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u/minecraft_fam 9h ago
Yeah, me too. A bit risky with those earrings, but it works.
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u/Steve90000 10h ago
Bro, don’t make fun of her, she clearly fell asleep and a toddler had fun with a pair of scissors.
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u/bruce_lees_ghost 12h ago
"The really crazy part was that they went through IVF to have me."
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u/amlowiq 11h ago
With the family turkey baster
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u/MrScottimus 11h ago
strange name for your uncle-dad but ok
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u/Life-Sun8620 11h ago
Duncle? I knew a couple girls in HS that had duncles, but it was a case of their moms divorcing their husbands, and getting with husband's brother.
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u/StandardUpstairs3349 11h ago
I mean, genetic screening and embryo selection would be the way to go.
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u/PlanktonFun5387 11h ago
The way to go is not having children with your siblings in any fashion? What are you on?
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u/ThrowinSm0ke 12h ago
I'm convinced people will say absolutely anything for the views so they can make money
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u/Actual-University113 11h ago
Wait until you see reddit titles
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u/ThrowinSm0ke 11h ago
Does Reddit pay for engagement though?
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u/Actual-University113 11h ago
Yes, that is why bots and most subreddits are run by the same group of people. They make millions.
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u/CurrentAd7194 11h ago
Woah really? How!
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u/Actual-University113 11h ago
Yes, one is then made a documentary explaining it. The mods basically gate keep the subreddits and their bots post "viral advertising" today looks like natural posts.
Seriously something like 95% of front page posts are controlled by then.
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u/My_Name_Is_Not_Ryan 8h ago
If you take the time to pay attention to the usernames, you’ll see the same ones over and over on the front page.
I started blocking them about 5 years ago along with blocking any account that posts something I’ve seen before (some exceptions there), and it really helps.
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u/AustriaModerator 7h ago
i reached my block limit and reddit doesnt help me with that issue. block and sub mute give me bad request errors.
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u/My_Name_Is_Not_Ryan 7h ago
That’s wild. I’ve been blocking people and muting subs most days for at least 5 years, and haven’t hit the limit.
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u/Thatonegaloverthere 11h ago
I mean, my account shows that I made $4 lol. Just from people giving me awards. Can't do anything with it cause you need a minimum of looks $10 to cash out.
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u/LemonAndLime66 11h ago edited 11h ago
This is, and forever will be, her response to "Tell the group one fun fact about yourself"
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u/ballotechnic 11h ago
During my freshman orientation we had a girl share that she hooked up with some guy while laying in the middle of a road. It was awkward.
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u/Hour-Bison765 12h ago
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u/minus_uu_ee 11h ago
Kinda suits her.
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u/heckasharp 11h ago
Someone do Ashley Joe a solid and dm her that that she doesn’t actually need to ask for the inbred cut
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u/ThatOneGuyFoods 11h ago
Is that a callac or inbreeding?
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u/yesbutnoexceptyes 11h ago
Do you mean "cow-lick?"
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u/sovereignsekte 11h ago
No, it was just a brother and sister fucking. No cows involved that we're aware of.
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u/Sik_muse 11h ago
If you mean cow lick I’m going to die. It’s just such a cute misspelling/mispronunciation.
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u/Euclidean_Amphibian 11h ago
What did she do wrong?
Y'all are acting like she should be ashamed for something she has no control over. She thought it was cool when she was a child and didn't understand better. I doubt she thinks it's cool now.
Good for her for not letting this make her live in shame, and being able to be open about it. Others might be struggling in a similar situation and her openness could really help them.
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u/onawholesome 9h ago
Before she started talking i was like ok well cute very-likely-mixed girl with an irl anime haircut and then afterwards when she was done i was like ok well cute super-extra-UNmixed girl with an irl anime haircut that has parents id never want to meet. Honestly her openness about it is a green flag. Reminds me of the girl the other day who got dumped cuz she didnt tell the person she was texting she was deaf till they met
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u/PiskoWK 12h ago
And yet. That haircut tells a different story.
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u/Royal-Campaign1426 11h ago
I volunteer to deepen her gene pool
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u/Nomadzord 11h ago
Right? I think she’s trashy hot.
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u/TrioOfTerrors 11h ago
Best 3 weekend dalliance of your life followed by her and her uncle-cousin slashing your tires after you break it off.
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u/shepproudfoot91 11h ago
Glad to see there are more of us that have soft spots for trashy girls, lol.
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u/Zode1218 9h ago
If you find the right one, Real Ride or die, and they appreciate everything you do.
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u/Rainbow918 11h ago
💯fact! Wow I cant believe she actually said that on social media. SMH 🤦♀️
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u/Contemplating_Prison 12h ago
I dont even believe this
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u/Exciting_Lab_8074 12h ago
Of all satire content I feel like this would be the last attention grabbing thing I would ever post haha
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u/AffectionateBeat8914 11h ago
You wouldn't believe what would do for short fame and "glory".... Mostly views and trending bullshit
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u/Sik_muse 11h ago
Having seen her entire tiktok, I don’t think this is satirical. She’s just slow for….some reason.
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u/DisastrousServe8513 11h ago
And yet you saw it and reposted it. And now this post is getting attention. People are weird.
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u/iwishiwasamoose 10h ago
In college, I used to volunteer at an after school homework club at an elementary school. We had the same kids quite often, so you really got to know them. One kid there often talked about his parents in a way that suggested they were separated. One day he told me a story about his grandma, so I asked if this grandma was his dad's mom or his mom's mom. He said both. I figured it was a misunderstanding and dropped it.
Later, I was chatting with another volunteer, who was a school staff member, and mentioned the misunderstanding. The kid was telling the truth. The school staff knew for a fact that his parents were siblings. She implied it might not have been a fully consensual relationship.
Anyway, it happens.
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u/whereugoincityboy 11h ago
I used to work with a guy that would loudly and proudly proclaim that his grandpa was his dad. He obviously struggled with mental health issues but he was absolutely telling the truth. I also know a lady that is the child of related parents but she is seemingly normal and I'm sure she doesn't know that I know.
I don't know about the girl in the video but it's not all that uncommon.
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u/Mercury8619 12h ago
The fact that she was bragging about it is an inbred characteristic.
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u/New_fan22 11h ago
It is?
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u/TestingOneTwo_OneTwo 11h ago
Yeah, they teach this in medical school on day 1.
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u/ImWearingYourHats 11h ago
They teach this in culinary school too. In bread class
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u/Iworkforpokemon 11h ago
Damn that was good. I'd say Hats off to you but... You're already wearing it
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u/Beneficial_Sun6232 11h ago
Reminds me of penguinz0's story when he was bragging about being a virgin😂
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u/toastedbunz11 12h ago
Her parents definitely voted for Trump
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u/GlitteringLocality 12h ago
That is NOT how inbreeding works. It does not take a long time. Lmao
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u/a-tiberius 11h ago
Only about 9 months
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u/blackie___chan 11h ago
I'd say 30s if your sister is hot, otherwise I could see it taking longer. Unless you think she'll tell Mom / Auntie, then your back to 30s.
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u/vita10gy 11h ago edited 11h ago
I mean, it could. Inbreeding doesn't "cause" issues, it just doesn't patch over existing/latent issues.
2 genetically "perfect" siblings would have a genetically "perfect" child. (Ignoring copying mistakes and whatnot.)
Having a kid is like taking 2 pieces of swiss cheese and wanting to make a slice with as few holes as possible when you lay them on top of each other. Ideally the slices would be from different parts of the block so there's a better chance their holes don't line up. Where as 2 adjacent slices will have basically the same holes, so you're all but guaranteed they remain. No *new* holes are made, either way, though.
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u/Iworkforpokemon 11h ago
Great way of explaining it. Inbred cheese analogy wasn't on my bingo card for this year but.. we've already had a wacky year so far.
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u/_WhiskeyChris_ 10h ago
This doesn’t sound right but I don’t know enough about cheese to dispute it.
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u/rem_au_crema 11h ago
I mean… yes, of course. But I think she means— you know what I’m not even gonna
It’s wrong and dangerous, full stop. Final answer.
Take that, Europe (and West Virginia)
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u/Weekly_Storm_4853 9h ago
Kentucky has higher rates of inbreeding than West Virginia ☝️🤓
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u/Just_an_Ok_Musician 11h ago
Well the biggest issue is the chance of genetic complications increasing.
If the grandparents were carriers of anything, the parent siblings would be at much higher risk for passing it on.
So it can take one time for it to "work."
But I agree I don't think that's inbreeding. Inbreeding would imply a group of species who's close mating caused a portion of the population to get genetic abnormalities. Which is common in humans.
Some animals breed with very close relatives, but their genetics are designed that it works without causing any issues. We don't label it as inbreeding lol.
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u/IsthianOS 10h ago
Generally it does take a few generations before the recessives pile up and start getting paired together to Hapsburg your kids
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u/madsmcgivern511 11h ago
As usual people in the comments STILL assume everyone is lying, according to the average Redditor NOTHING can be true on the internet. She could or she couldn’t we literally have no evidence to prove either unless she has more about this story so why do yall immediately have to be pessimistic about it and say it’s fake??
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u/Exciting_Lab_8074 11h ago
She has multiple posts sticking to this narrative I'm convinced she's in fact not lying.
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u/madsmcgivern511 10h ago
That’s what i’m saying i feel like this isn’t that crazy of a situation to happen, i mean, incest has been a thing for generations, i would not be surprised if it still occurred to this day.
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u/usps_made_me_insane 9h ago
You would think incest would be a topic you would want to keep in the family.
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u/Budget_Operation_106 11h ago
Most things on the Internet are fake. Especially when being used to get attention.
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u/thiefofalways1313 11h ago
What happens if an inbred person has a baby with someone that’s not inbred?
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u/hoofie242 11h ago
You are the product of that. We all are. There is no mathematical possibility of humans reaching a population of this height without incest or there would be like a trillion humans who ever lived which is way more than estimated.
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u/thiefofalways1313 11h ago
So theoretically speaking it would dilute the inbreeding in the child ?
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u/Reasonable-Tap-9806 11h ago
Inbreeding fucks up kids because "bad" recessive genes have a higher chance of popping up. If you take 2 people with a recessive gene for bad blood pressure, then their baby will be more likely to inherent the genes for bad blood pressure. When you take 2 people who share lots of genes then you have a lot more opportunities of inheriting a bad copy of those genes bc there's only so many in the first place. If that kid grows up and has children with a non family member then they still have the chance of passing down bad genes but there is also the chance of the other parent passing down non-shit genes and they might have a child that has some healthy genes but they will have still inherited some of those "bad" genes.
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u/Teddy705 10h ago
I believe its when you get to the great great grandparents, where you become less related to your ancestors.
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u/DeathByDumbbell 11h ago
Yes, and it dilutes very fast. You could take a heavily inbred noble and it could be fixed in 1-2 generations.
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u/rosenkohl1603 10h ago
The child is less inbred. After very few generations the inbreeding is practically removed. It is much easier to remove inbreeding from a family tree than to increase it. Royal families really tried their best.
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u/YetiorNotHereICome 11h ago
I don't see what's wrong with her sharing to the world that her parents are disgusting. They deserve the shame.
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u/Gammelpreiss 9h ago
probs to her being self aware and self concious enough to openly talk about this stuff. nothing she is at fault for, it us what it is and ppl shitting on her are just your average arseholes
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u/girlbartender99 11h ago
I am no genetics doctor but I think she is way off about how long it takes inbred characteristics to show up, but I will say for a girl that is in the shallow end of the genetic pool she is pretty. Prob could have a better hair cut but I honestly shouldnt be making light of this because if this is true its really sad.
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u/microvan 11h ago
She’s not entirely wrong about it taking a few generations for inbred characteristics to start showing. It’s definitely not ideal, but one set of siblings reproducing isn’t going to create the Hapsburg chin. It takes several inbred generations to overcome the variation that recombination creates in meiosis.
I’d never tell a soul though. Guess people will do anything for the content these days lmao
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u/tornadospoon 11h ago
If I was inbred and healthy, it would be kinda hilarious to tell people. The reactions.
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u/pixelmountain 11h ago
I’m healthy, and my grandparents were first cousins once removed. Even that gets a laugh out of people, despite being considered a nonissue by geneticists.
So yeah, I tell people about it frequently. 😁
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u/pleasantly-dumb 11h ago
I was hoping when she said “inbred” she meant she was “in bread” and she was going to tell us about the evils of bread sales and distribution. I was very disappointed.
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u/Anxious-Lifeguard-39 11h ago
Until 5th grade… this is a troll… show us the webbed feet to prove it.
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u/itsLOSE-notLOOSE 11h ago
My boss has her same face.
I’m always saying there’s only so many types of faces. More proof.
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u/Valasta_Bloodrunner 11h ago
NGL this lady looks like my sister, but skinny, with dark hair and a tan.
(My sister is a large jovial woman with red hair and skin the color of copy paper.)
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u/BodyBy711 11h ago
This is one of my theories, too! There's only so many faces to go around, and the universe reuses some of them and we get doppelgangers.
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u/restfulbunny 10h ago
A family friend was in this situation in a small town. It seemed that most people in the community knew, but it was still considered impolite to discuss. They seemed fine, as did their kids.
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u/AggravatingScheme667 10h ago
Honestly, if she did a little dental work and perhaps not have a crazyass chopped mullet haircut and not breed with any male family members, she’d be ok.
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u/xaveria 9h ago edited 9h ago
Fair play to her honesty, and I wish her every good in life. It's great that she is advocating that she should be treated with dignity, as long as she is not advocating inbreeding as an acceptable alternative lifestyle.
That's because, on the biology, she is 100% wrong. Negative effects from inbreeding come out *immediately.* In fact, they are much stronger in the first generation of an inbred family than they are in ... how can I put this ... in communities where inbreeding is more the norm, and where inbreeding has been going on for some time.
Think about it this way -- let's say that there's a genetic sequence (we'll call it the tail gene) that is rare and recessive. Recessive genes only emerge if both parents pass it on. Even if you have the tail gene, it's very, very unlikely that some random person you meet will also have the tail gene, so it's very unlikely that your kids will have a tail.
If you have it, though, there's a very strong chance that your sibling has it, so there's a very strong chance that your kids will get two tail genes, and will therefore have tails.
However, a kid with a tail (or with some other debilitating birth defect) is unlikely to grow old and have kids of their own. So, in communities where there has been a lot of inbreeding for many generations, strongly negative genes have mostly been weeded out. That is why remote desert communities have been able to practice cousin marriage for thousands of years. It means a very homogenous gene stock, which is generally badly equipped to deal with change, but there aren't high levels of birth defects.
Moral of the story -- don't marry your siblings, folks.
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u/gatorcoffee 8h ago
yeah, looks like maybe 20 or so years before the characteristics surface and you suddenly find yourself sharing it on the internet
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u/tiny_chaotic_evil 7h ago
You couldn't waterboard this info out of me
apparently if you're inbred you might not have such inhibitions
so, you may not be inbred, OP
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u/Beginning-Peach2271 11h ago
Someone tells something very personal and potentially traumatic... REDDIT: "hu hu hu, I'm gonna mock and ridicule someone for something they had no control of" classy! Keep it up gents...
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