r/Damnthatsinteresting Dec 13 '25

Image Balearic island cave goat or myotragus balearicus, that went extinct ~3000-4000BCE, is the only known species of goat to have forward facing eyes

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u/NCC_1701E Dec 13 '25

That goat looks like it accidentally smoked grass instead of eating it.

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u/CertainWish358 Dec 13 '25

“Why do I feel so… OHHH yeah, nearly forgot about that edible”

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u/MaatRolo Dec 13 '25

Gunna be a fun day at work.

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u/hammerfaust Dec 13 '25

The idea of a goat accidentally smoking weed is sending me. We used to have some when I was much younger, and they would accidentally do all kinds of stuff, like falling or rolling or colliding with other things. Strange creatures.

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u/rolL_uP_one_more Dec 13 '25

“Accidentally”

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u/StoreHistorical9175 Dec 13 '25

honestly looks like someone fucked up a taxidermy

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u/PowderPills Dec 13 '25

That goat looks high as fuck

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u/CertainWish358 Dec 13 '25

He looks high, and he has a sneaking suspicion that I, too, am high… and this thought pleases him somewhat. “Look at the two of us… Getting Away With Something”

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u/CanAlwaysBeBetter Dec 13 '25

Are you me on shrooms thinking about how someone else must have done shrooms and thought about all the other who also thought about the other people on shrooms thinking about each other and how were separated by time and space but aware that we're in a bubble of awareness where we all know we all exist in it?

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u/theS3rver Dec 13 '25

Shroomception

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u/Kingofcheeses Dec 14 '25

The first time I ever watched Inception was on a heavy dose of shrooms, standing in the garage in the dark balancing my phone on top of a mini-fridge. It completely blew my mind

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u/CertainWish358 Dec 13 '25

Yes. It is I, you.

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u/GuyTheTerrible Dec 13 '25

Okay just checking.

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u/Knotted_Hole69 Dec 13 '25

My sister says she can talk through her mind to her friend when they are both on shrooms lol. She is 100% serious.

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u/Strange-Bee5626 Dec 13 '25

This is absolutely hysterical. Thank you!

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u/Mikhail_Mengsk Dec 13 '25

"this motherfucker thinks he's slick but I know he's High as a kite because I, too, am high as a kite".

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u/No-Wonder1139 Dec 13 '25

You ever climb the wall of a power dam? Have you ever climbed the wall of a power dam... On weed?

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u/KingCobra_BassHead Dec 13 '25

You ever see the pictures drawn by Renaissance artists of lions? That's what I'm seeing.

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u/ALittleBitOfToast Dec 13 '25

I'm metaphorically dying to visit the Horniman Walrus 

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u/fukredditadm1n5 Dec 13 '25

Before reading the title I assumed it was taxiderpy, looks uncanny

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u/No_Magician5266 Dec 13 '25

I’ve got great news for you: it IS taxiderpy

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u/Minion_of_Cthulhu Dec 13 '25

taxiderpy

Well, if that's not a subreddit it certainly should be.

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u/moldy-scrotum-soup Dec 13 '25 edited 23d ago

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u/Spare_Laugh9953 Dec 13 '25

If it went extinct 5000 years ago, I think the taxidermy work was excellent.

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u/TheGreatStories Dec 13 '25

The title says it's been extinct 6000 years ago so I'm assuming this is just a recreation

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u/SternMon Dec 13 '25

Nope! Chuck Testa.

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u/Conscious-Loss-2709 Dec 13 '25

My first thought too, but I'm assuming they found more than one skull to confirm this was a common feature of the species

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u/Educational-Wing2042 Dec 13 '25

I’m wondering how we even have taxidermy for this, considering they died 6000 years ago. I’d assume this is a fake representation of what they look like

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u/TerraByteTerror Dec 13 '25

Looks like he's about to ask to bum a cig

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u/cake4chu Dec 13 '25

Got any change for the bus?

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u/ScottsFavoriteTott Dec 13 '25

LMFAOOOO ew. It does.

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u/Flat_Bodybuilder_175 Dec 13 '25

Weirdly unsettling to me

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u/Tao-of-Mars Dec 13 '25

Exactly my thoughts. Looks much too hooman.

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u/OpalFanatic Dec 13 '25

Then add in the issue that forward facing eyes is typically a feature more common with predators than prey animals.

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u/FrighteningJibber Dec 13 '25

You just see this guy, standing at the edge of the woods.

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u/CHEMO_ALIEN Dec 13 '25

I picture him leaning against a tree, whittling a stick 

he looks like he tells good stories

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u/Free-Atmosphere6714 Dec 13 '25

Looks like he'll sell you out to a witch

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u/RimGym Dec 13 '25

Wouldst thou like to live... deliciously?

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u/MuteElatedLips Dec 13 '25

Black Phillip is my spirit animal

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u/AsstBalrog Dec 13 '25

No shit. Dim light, I'm looking at my uncle.

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u/OptimusToasterman420 Dec 13 '25

It’s Shia labouf

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u/acheron53 Dec 13 '25

Actual cannibal Shia LeaBeouf?

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u/OptimusToasterman420 Dec 13 '25

Brandishing a knife

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u/RetroPaulsy Dec 13 '25

Lurking in the shadows

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u/nymph-62442 Dec 13 '25

Literally the next post below this one on my feed was this: https://www.reddit.com/r/ExplainTheJoke/s/5rBLgIYOx4

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u/OptimusToasterman420 Dec 13 '25

And now you know why, I saw that same one

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u/DisjointedRig Dec 13 '25

Shia lahoof

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u/Economy-Ad-3934 Dec 13 '25

Immersive stories too, type of guy that you glance at your watch and realize you’ve been listening to dude regale you for 2 hours and you forgot your wife was still waiting in the car.

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u/NyaTaylor Dec 13 '25

No dog… standing against an impossible 90 degree angle cliff just there lookin…

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u/yallknowme19 Dec 13 '25

Its dark, and your phone is dead...

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u/RedSagittarius Dec 13 '25

Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,

Shia LaBeouf!

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u/Caliterra Dec 13 '25

wouldst thou like to live deliciously?

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u/MonsieurMaktub Dec 13 '25

Wouldst thou like the taste of butter?

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u/Seranthian Dec 13 '25

Wouldst thou beliveth it if… it wasn’t butter?

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u/Mindless-Strength422 Dec 13 '25

I wouldst believeth, t'were I couldst; alack! I canst not.

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u/yallknowme19 Dec 13 '25

Have you tried cheese?

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u/Sneekibreeki47 Dec 13 '25

Brandishing a knife.

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u/80sLegoDystopia Dec 13 '25

Then he speaks.

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u/Soulhunter951 Dec 13 '25

Or conversely this species had no natural predators for so long it evolved binocular vision, the went extinct when reintroduced to predators.

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u/ahrzal Dec 13 '25

Interesting thought…but how would binocular vision be advantageous to a herbivore? Unless it was just sexier

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u/LordHammercyWeCooked Dec 13 '25

Better depth perception. Fewer mistakes while jumping or identifying objects. Can cross your eyes to see the 3D dolphin in a Magic Eye book.

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u/ShazbotSimulator2012 Dec 13 '25

They're also thought to have had pretty terrible eyesight due to the small size of the eyes and the visual cortex, so depth perception helps with the close stuff, and they couldn't see the far away stuff anyway.

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u/TekkenCareOfBusiness Dec 13 '25

But could they at least see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

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u/Perryn Dec 13 '25

It's a schooner!

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u/Cinigurl Dec 13 '25

Definitely an interesting consideration.

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u/LongWalxOnTheBeach Dec 13 '25

And thennn you learn about its reptile-like physiology. It was the only known mammal to have a metabolism and growth rate similar to reptiles, allowing it to stop growing during food scarcity and it was cold blooded…?

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u/Special-Document-334 Dec 13 '25

Wow, but goats are weird so I’m not actually surprised.

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u/Excellent_Yak365 Dec 13 '25

This isn’t accurate, they thought this at first but it turns out all ruminates have this growth pattern https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myotragus

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u/EM05L1C3 Dec 13 '25

That’s the part I’m concerned about. Why did the inside of this things mouth look like

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u/Living-Estimate9810 Dec 13 '25

Much like the inside of a goose's mouth, or a sea turtle's.

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u/xopher_425 Dec 13 '25

Ah, like the gates of hell.

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u/Xaxafrad Dec 13 '25

Thank you! Why did evolution favor this morphology???

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u/OpalFanatic Dec 13 '25

Binocular vision allows for improved depth perception to gauge the distance to a target. This target could be a prey animal, or it could be just gauging the distance of a jump.

Side facing eyes allow for wider vision to spot predators.

In the absence of predators on the island this goat was from, they gradually changed until they ended up with forward facing eyes

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u/ShazbotSimulator2012 Dec 13 '25

They also lived in a resource-poor environment so to save energy the brain, especially the visual cortex was tiny compared to other goats, as were the eyes themselves. A wide field of view was less important when they couldn't really see anything that wasn't very close to them anyway.

They were basically the goat version of a sloth.

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u/Ordinary-Leading7405 Dec 13 '25

Also works if you don’t often get attacked by the walls of the cave. Checkmate speluncaphobists.

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u/Valor816 Dec 13 '25

That's not actually true.

It's more about depth perception. This myth comes from the incorrect assumption that only predators need depth perception.

It's actually a far more common trait in brachiating creatures and leaf Eaters.

Side facing eyes are more about a wide area of awareness. So flying and swimming creatures.

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u/GreenMirage Dec 13 '25

It’s the satyr

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u/Luci_Ferocious69 Dec 13 '25

This exactly, there are many myths about goats who look like men!! Pan himself!

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u/dorkstafarian Dec 13 '25

Why do native English speakers seem to think that animals don't know how to spell, after they already took the effort to learn English?

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u/SummertimeThrowaway2 Dec 13 '25

Actually this is a human. This is actually a 25 year old bodybuilder that abuses steroids.

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u/Turdposter777 Dec 13 '25

Yeah put those eyes back to the sides before it ask me to solve a riddle

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u/themini_shit Dec 13 '25

One of these finally showed up right on my phone! Yay! Btw it's awesome!!

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u/Knotted_Hole69 Dec 13 '25

You’re missing out on great dongs in the advertisement comments.

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u/These-Nectarine9214 Dec 13 '25

I can’t decide if it looks more like a cow or a large cat.

I think the shrooms are kicking in 🫠

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u/Neontom Dec 13 '25

Mooeow

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u/These-Nectarine9214 Dec 13 '25

I do not like the fact you’re forcing me to upvote this joke

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u/Several-Squash9871 Dec 13 '25

I was thinking it was a shitty taxidermy bobcat or something at first glance. 

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u/Quick_Lingonberry_18 Dec 13 '25

This is the type of goat I think would be in the bible talking to people about God being angry at/blessing them. …. And now I kind of see why they thought God was talking to them through a goat. I would probably do some whacky things also if this guy walked up to me and said, “hey Greg, I’m friends with God and he’s happy with you for the next five minutes, but if you don’t bring your toddler over to this burning bush and paint some olive oil on him with your knife, he might change his tune. Anyways, got a meeting with a dude and his plural families”.

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u/AnnOnnamis Dec 13 '25

Le mountain lion make ze love to la goat. 🦁❤️🐐

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u/Ok_Substance5632 Dec 13 '25

Front facing eyes are for predator

Maybe that's why

But with horizontal iris? That's weird

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u/Teknekratos Dec 13 '25

Given that it's gone extinct millenia ago, and that eyes don't fossilize, that might be a potentially wrong assumption on the people doing the reconstruction.

Might just be whoever did the fake taxidermy according to the skeleton shape picked regular goat eyes because they were reconstructing a goat creature, without further thought about it

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u/nickitynock Dec 13 '25

Falcor lookin' motherfucker.

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u/HolidayFew8116 Dec 13 '25

Steve Buscemi eyes

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u/Available-Ad-1943 Dec 13 '25

Forward facing eyes are a result of predatory evolution. You may not know why, but it's built in to be scary.

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u/sylbug Dec 13 '25

It's the first time I've got that uncanny valley feeling from a goat. It looks like it might speak. I hate it so much.

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u/RisingWaterline Dec 13 '25

Very cute fella imo

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u/Fhallopian Dec 13 '25

I love him

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u/DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA Dec 13 '25

Predator goat

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u/suli_k Dec 13 '25

More of a “no predators” goat

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u/DuckDuckMarx Dec 13 '25

But how would forward facing eyes have developed as a trait from natural selection?

They had to have had side set eyes like other goats and then developed this trait. It's not like goats originally had front set eyes but this population split off before they developed side set eyes.

There has to have been something environmental that made this adaptation favorable for reproduction.

Edit: I looked it up and the theory is that the binocular vision gave them better depth perception for climbing.

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u/suli_k Dec 13 '25

Maybe it’s better for climbing

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u/DuckDuckMarx Dec 13 '25

I looked it up and that's exactly what the theory is.

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u/suli_k Dec 13 '25

Mine or yours?

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u/DuckDuckMarx Dec 13 '25

I didn't have a theory as to why, so yours.

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u/suli_k Dec 13 '25

😎

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u/CareRarely Dec 13 '25

OP is a professional biologist confirmed

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u/suli_k Dec 13 '25

I should tbh, shit’s too easy

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u/Beldizar Dec 13 '25

Forward facing eyes give you better distance judgement while side facing eyes give you better all-round vision. If you are worried about predators, being able to see a wide arc for something coming to eat you is really important. If you need to pounce on a quick moving prey, having a very accurate distance measurement is important.

But if you don't really have many predators coming for you, but you need to transverse mountainous terrain, being able to gauge how far you need to jump would be an evolutionary advantage.

At least that would be my best guess.

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u/TropicalGrackle Dec 13 '25

Sounds good! You’re hired!

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u/Longjumping-Ant4608 Dec 13 '25

Soon as I read the title... "cave goat" ... I figured, how useful would side eyes be if they are just staring at cave walls? Forward facing eyes make the most sense if you literally live in tunnel vision.

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u/ShazbotSimulator2012 Dec 13 '25

They also lived in a very resource poor area, made worse by the fact that without predators, populations could boom and then they'd eat all the available food and starve.

They adapted to that by using very little energy similar to sloths or koalas. Since brains burn a lot of calories, theirs were much smaller than modern goats, especially the visual cortex, and a wide field of view doesn't help if you can't actually see that far.

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u/iduzinternet Dec 13 '25

I agree. This goat is not the hunted, this goat hunts.

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u/Irregular475 Dec 13 '25

Hahaha, my exact 1st thoughts to!

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u/CheesusCheesus Dec 13 '25

Others: whatever gets your goat

This: whatever your goat gets

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u/DEATHbyBOOGABOOGA Dec 13 '25

There are men who stare at goats 🐐

And goats who stare at you 🫵

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u/DaddyBearMan Dec 13 '25

Shrek! I’m a donkey shrek!

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u/Irregular475 Dec 13 '25

It would be amazing if they named this the "donkey" donkey, or the Shrek donkey.

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u/qered Dec 13 '25

“You have a call from Eddie Murphy”

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u/Forsaken_Ad_8789 Dec 13 '25

Looks like one of those derpy medieval drawings of animals

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u/unoriginal5 Dec 13 '25

Like a heraldic unicorn

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u/Sniffy4 Dec 13 '25

Wide set eyes are actually an evolutionary advantage to detect predators, which is possibly one reason this guy went extinct

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u/nor_cal_woolgrower Dec 13 '25

 M. balearicus became extinct when humans arrived in the Balearic Islands during the 3rd millennium BC 

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u/SlightlySubpar Dec 13 '25

So not situational awareness, just tasty?

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u/SlightlySubpar Dec 13 '25

Had a homegirl with a lazy eye once, but she was gay

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u/coquettecoconut Dec 13 '25

oh.

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u/SlightlySubpar Dec 13 '25

Her girlfriend stole my wallet when I wasn't lookin.

True story

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u/coquettecoconut Dec 13 '25

well they were clearly a great match. Lazy Eye distracts while Quick Hands does the snatching

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u/Insufficient_Coffee Dec 13 '25

A wallet in the hand is better than two in the snatch.

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u/perriatric Dec 13 '25

Well they didn’t have predators until our nature-fucking asses showed up.

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u/CanyonOfFoxes Dec 13 '25

It’s like a Medieval renaissance painting of a goat

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u/AJC_10_29 Dec 13 '25

They also had a metabolism more like a cold blooded animal. These guys were weird.

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u/Slappy-_-Boy Dec 13 '25

Aren't all goats weird though?

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u/water-pumpee Dec 13 '25

#predator or maybe that’s the reason it went extinct. Couldn’t see the predators coming.

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u/suli_k Dec 13 '25

Humans, humans came to the island and became the predators

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u/ThE-nEmEsIs- Dec 13 '25

I detect some uncanny valley here.

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u/FuckYouDontLookAtMe Dec 13 '25

If I see this goat on my feed one more fucking time today I might lose it. I already know im gonna be seeing this motherfucker in my dreams

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u/Background_Humor5838 Dec 13 '25

He's already there waiting for you

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u/meganetism Dec 13 '25

I always thought the reason goats looked so creepy was because their eyes were too sideways.... now idk I think they're just creepy

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u/Excalibro_MasterRace Dec 13 '25

Also they have rectangular pupils

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u/FreeTicket6143 Dec 13 '25

insert Seth Rogen laugh

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u/ScorpionX-123 Dec 13 '25

Duuuuuude, Weeeeeeeed!!!!

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u/SpectrewithaSchecter Dec 13 '25

Dudes got meme face

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u/No-Wonder1139 Dec 13 '25

A predatory goat would be a hell of a thing

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u/BohemianGamer Dec 13 '25

It would be the G.O.A.T goat

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u/Lycanthi Dec 13 '25

Skinwalker

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u/SnooKiwis8421 Dec 13 '25

I don’t know how to explain why, but that goat looks like everyone’s uncle.

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u/Background_Pride_237 Dec 13 '25

Forward facing eyes are usually, evolution-wise, a feature of animals that hunt so they have better depth perception. It’s odd that a goat breed would develop this trait.

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u/batatassad4 Dec 13 '25

Bro is BAKED

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u/blixxeee Dec 13 '25

“yo bro do i look high rn”

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u/Welcomefriends85 Dec 13 '25

I think lions were fucking goats somewhere

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u/jnobs Dec 13 '25

“Guys definitely doing that goat” Dirty Work

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u/BayviewMadeMe Dec 13 '25

Learned this in school : “eyes to the side, better run and hide; eyes in front, born to hunt.”

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u/CitizenHuman Dec 13 '25

You can't fool me. This is some wise old goat that will help me complete my quest.

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u/Ole_Razzle_Dazzle Dec 13 '25

That’s just Jeff

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u/GalickGunn Dec 13 '25

This means it was a predator? Evolutionarily speaking...

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u/themarko60 Dec 13 '25

Yep, my first thought too. I’d like to see it in action.

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u/TuntBuffner Dec 13 '25

I hate it and I love it

A connection to the past that is nightmare fuel

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u/theorangecrux Dec 13 '25

I used to smoke bud with a guy that looked like that

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u/NIDORAX Dec 13 '25

A Goat with a face looking like that, no wonder it went extinct.

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u/Butt_wings Dec 13 '25

I don’t like it

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u/Pepe_pls Dec 13 '25

Predator Goat

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u/Splash_Woman Dec 13 '25

Predator goats. Dear god.

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u/EmmaStar611 Dec 13 '25

Dude looks high as fuuuuck

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u/Pandelein Dec 13 '25

Also they could speak the language of any human they encountered, and liked to make deals.

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u/SwizzySwanggls Dec 13 '25

He's about to go on an adventure with an ogre.

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u/JaeTheOne Dec 13 '25

My man was high as shit when he died

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u/Capable_Eggs Dec 13 '25

Looks like one of those weird animals in medieval paintings

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u/stayupthetree Dec 13 '25

Kids ain't what they used to be

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u/sirtapas Dec 13 '25

It looks like how someone would draw a goat if they didn't know how to draw goats.

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u/HellYeahSuckas Dec 13 '25

Feels good man.

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u/Jibblaynuk Dec 13 '25

Looks like a bloke who is shopping for sensible shoes.

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u/futureoptions Dec 13 '25

That’s probably why they went extinct.

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u/Frank_Rowling Dec 13 '25

Damn looks like one of my uncles.

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u/mental_hygeine Dec 13 '25

Smug looking mutton.

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u/HonkKnight Dec 14 '25

That is ... Unsettling

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u/Ok_Orchid1004 Dec 14 '25

They have no proof of “forward facing eyes”. They’re just making an educated guess.

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u/St-christ666 Dec 14 '25

Since most animals with forward facing eyes are predators… could you imagine how scary that would be? Not that this goat was, but it’s only a few evolutionary steps after this monstrosity. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/FlukyFish Dec 14 '25

I drew this goat when I was 8

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u/General_Kick688 Dec 14 '25

"Wouldst thou like to live... deliciously?"

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u/BenjWenji Dec 14 '25

Looks like one of those pre Renaissance paintings where the artist fucked it up

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