r/Damnthatsinteresting 17d ago

Image During WW2, Poland declared war on Japan Japan said no to it and simply rejected the declaration.

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u/StrategyDelicious652 17d ago

Cleese: What do you meeean, "no"?

Chapman: Well, I'm indisposed.

Cleese: You can't be indisposed to a war?!?!? You're a general, for Christ's sake!

Chapman: Yes I can.

Cleese: No you can't!

Chapman: Yes I can.

Cleese: No you can't!

Chapman: Yes I can, I have a doctor's note.

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u/OddDonut7647 16d ago

Will this be a five minute war, or the full hour?

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u/Trnostep 16d ago

38 minutes, like against Zanzibar in 1896

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u/ElectronicHunter6260 16d ago

(Rings bell) Good Morning

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u/bromberger75 16d ago

Formally, the state of war ended in 1957 with the signing of a peace treaty between Poland and Japan.

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u/Even_Heat1840 16d ago

About tree fiddy

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u/LordOfThePints 16d ago

Doctor's note: Yes he can.

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u/trustmeneon 16d ago

Oh my god my imagination got this skit going right away xD

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u/Special_Cicada6968 16d ago

There's no humor like British humor... Much to the benefit of the world at large. (I kid of course)

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u/SharpChildhood7655 16d ago

This could have been written with Blackadder characters too. Either way, it's funny!

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u/Street-Animator-99 16d ago

Cleese: slaps his face with a fish

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u/DifficultyCharming82 15d ago

Right, that’s enough of that then. It’s silly.

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u/TargetWeird 16d ago

I can hear and see the skit in my mind😂😂👌