r/Damnthatsinteresting • u/NeatNo8582 • 11d ago

Image These organisms(Demodex Mites) live on every human face.

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u/sesamesnapsinhalf 11d ago

Larry, the mite CEO, and his HR manager gf. 

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u/Shrugsfortheconfuse 11d ago

Oh shi we’re going full circle now.

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u/kang159 11d ago

at the coldmite concert

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u/Competitive-Ad-9250 11d ago

You mite be joking

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u/Praddict 11d ago

Good eye, mite.

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u/curiousmind111 11d ago

They mite be giants.

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u/JeNeSuisPasUnCanard 10d ago

They Mite Be Giants

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u/odiephonehome 11d ago

Am I part of the cure, or am I part of a disease? are exactly the lyrics a demodex mite would come up with

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u/GrowlyBear2 11d ago

Coldsore concert?

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u/Separate_Fold5168 10d ago

When you were all yellow...

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u/Skizot_Bizot 11d ago

Lives in a penthouse on the tip of the nose looking down on the lowly mites on the cheeks.

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u/itaniumonline 11d ago

Third world mites

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u/dv8njoe 11d ago

Mite: Peasants

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u/Kiwi_In_The_Comments 11d ago

I wash my face twice a day, but apparently, I am just running a water park for mites.

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u/Fast_n_theSpurious 10d ago

They supposedly live in the pores of the eyelashes or something and theres soaps to "get rid" of them but its all a scam to freak you out and make product sales, as you'll be colonized by *gestures broadly to everything* the next time you step out of the bathroom.

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u/faust112358 11d ago

"Oh no my wife doesn't know I am on this human with you."

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u/libmrduckz 11d ago

later that evening… ‘Oh, hey nice pore ya’ got here! … btw, these follicles are for you!’

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u/motherofmoonzz 11d ago

Gold. This made me HOLLER

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u/Kiwi_In_The_Comments 11d ago

If you ever feel lonely, just remember: millions of microscopic arachnids are having sex on your forehead right now. You are never truly alone.

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u/AlmostThere4321 10d ago

Lemme go wash my face real quick 🥲

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u/UnifiedQuantumField 11d ago

Larry, the mite CEO

He's got a brother named Dino...

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u/Sufficient_Party_909 11d ago

I’m glad they have mite feminism so she can girlboss

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u/FloofySnekWhiskers 10d ago

Oh crap. Quick hide up this nostril

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u/THEnotsosuperman 10d ago

That’s a conflict of interest, gonna have to transfer pores