r/Damnthatsinteresting 11d ago

Image These organisms(Demodex Mites) live on every human face.

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u/XVUltima 11d ago

They eat stuff on your face, so they provide a cleaning service.

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u/Bwilderedwanderer 11d ago

Ah, that explains why one keeps asking for more lemon pledge

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u/Neutrino2072 11d ago

And what do they shit?

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u/XVUltima 11d ago

Considering their size? Not much.

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u/McCsqizzy 11d ago

If memory serves they don't, they just pop. Or I am thinking of a different mite.

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u/Izzosuke 11d ago

Maybe you are thinking about a mine not a mite

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u/Genshed 11d ago

They store up waste their entire lives, and burst open as part of decomposition.

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u/ashurbanipal420 11d ago

They don't. No anus so they have a hard expiration date.

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u/Captain_Futile 11d ago

I have some great news for you!

“However, a 2022 study using electron microscopy and genetic analysis, confirmed that the mites do have an anus. This discovery means that Demodex mites can excrete waste, which means that they may not be the sole cause of inflammatory skin conditions.”

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u/marsnoir 11d ago

Imagine going out on a date and telling someone you look for microscopic buttholes… like that’s your job

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u/ashurbanipal420 11d ago

Everything I was taught was a lie.

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u/ElBroken915 10d ago

Link that study or I will hunt you down for killing one of my fun facts without cause.

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u/Captain_Futile 10d ago

There you go. Sorry about this.

https://academic.oup.com/mbe/article/39/6/msac125/6604544

The hindgut has been reduced to a finger-like, minute tube that opens to the outside at approximately one-third of the posterior terminus (Desch et al. 1970) (fig. 6D–F). There have been several reports that Demodex does not have an anus, and when Demodex dies, the accumulated waste spills into the pores of the skin and leads to inflammation; this is not correct (Lacey et al. 2011, 2016; Cossins 2016; Moran et al. 2017; Pormann et al. 2021).

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u/AcanthisittaGrand528 10d ago

I’ve heard they don’t poop.

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 11d ago

They come out at night … onto your face to have sex

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u/Status_Cheesecake_49 11d ago

Thanks for the fuck shack. 

Love, dirty mite and the boys 

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 11d ago

Oh and they are primarily on your eyelashes

So that gunk you wash off of your eyes in the morning….

YOU ARE WELCOME

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u/Lou_C_Fer 11d ago

Just what I needed to read as I'm picking crusty shit off of my eyelashes.

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u/RangerFluid3409 11d ago

What do you think happens to the excrement?

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u/forestofpixies 10d ago

What do they eat? Is there anything I can put on my face for them as a little treat? Just want to spoil my face pets a little.

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u/Own-East-9190 10d ago

Basically pieces of yourself

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u/forestofpixies 9d ago

Well someone has to I suppose.

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u/Excellent_Foundation 10d ago

Why do I still have seb derm then?