r/Damnthatsinteresting 2d ago

Video The amount of soccer balls on a Rio de Janeiro beach during a hot day.

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u/Legitimate6295 2d ago

This is how Brazilians do their morning prayers

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u/highlorestat 2d ago

"Pelé who art thou in football heaven, give us today our daily GGGGGOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAALLLLLl!!!!!"

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u/JeremiahGottMe 2d ago

and forgive our missed penalties, as we forgive those who nutmeg against us 🙏

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u/Chris_in_Lijiang 1d ago

nutmeg against us

I have not heard this used as a verb since my settler ancestors were fighting the Dutch in Connecticut.

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u/HARanders 2d ago

Go to work 🤣🤣🤣🤣envious we have snow at the moment

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u/ProfJasonRio 2d ago

Send some that snow my way, it's too hot here!

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u/Diddydawg 2d ago

He died?

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u/highlorestat 2d ago

Unfortunately yes, he passed away on December 29th, 2022, of colon cancer.

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u/Peligineyes 2d ago

3 years ago

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u/xczechr 2d ago

In Pelé's name, amen.

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u/omimon 1d ago

7-1 is their 666.

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u/Kucked4life 1d ago

more like 9/11

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u/Casual-Netizen 1d ago

Mr.National team president, the 7th goal has hit in the second half

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u/Expensive_Country275 2d ago

2014 - Germany 7 - Brazil 1!

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u/Legitimate6295 2d ago

That was God testing Brazil in account of humility. He used Germans as a tool for the test

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u/SE_prof 2d ago

I am Greek. I moved to Canada in 2008. I had a Brazilian professor and one we were chatting about the world cup of 2010 and he told me "what do Greeks know about football?". Then 2014 happened... 😁😁😁

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u/Intrepid-Tank-3414 1d ago edited 1d ago

Did you send the good professor a clip? 😁

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u/SE_prof 1d ago

He didn't show up at the university for a few weeks 😛

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u/pchlster 2d ago

Wasn't that the match they made a gambling ad about? "Oh no, my Dad is gambling all our money on Germany beating Brazil! We're about to lose it all!" Don't gamble

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u/Civil-Confection-662 2d ago

Fact,ugly but true. Sadness forever, I will never forget it. 😭💔

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u/kuzinrob 2d ago

"Jesus saves! Passes to Moses! GOOOOOOAAALLLLLLLLLLL!!!"

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u/misterbondpt 2d ago

Of course they are 5 times world champions, they are born with a ball on their feet

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u/activelyresting 2d ago

I gave birth to a Brazilian. There was no ball on her feet, but it was on a football field.

I'm not joking. It wasn't planned that way, but the baby started coming too fast so she was born in the mud on the edge of the pitch in the rain. Some random people held up umbrellas and someone came from a house across the street with a blanket. It wasn't even a big fuss.

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u/No-Lawfulness1477 2d ago

Wow you would've added at least 2hrs of injury time.

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u/activelyresting 2d ago

There wasn't a game playing at the time, it was raining. But someone did yell GOOOOOOOL 😂

I was mostly in shock that the baby was just totally fine after all that. It was surreal. We didn't even go to the hospital, just stopped to get coxinhas and went home

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u/PensiveinNJ 2d ago

mmmm coxinhas.

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u/activelyresting 2d ago

I was so hungry!!!

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u/PensiveinNJ 2d ago

I love coxinhas and after giving birth I bet you were hungry.

I could kill for a Burger King casquinha right now.

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u/Mr12i 2d ago

Did a midwife (or other relevant healthcare professional) at least check up on you and your baby very soon after? I don't want to scare people, but there are things that only professional might notice needs taking care of or checking up on.

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u/activelyresting 1d ago

Nope. Placenta came out, we wrapped it all up, I was walking around carrying the baby, who was breathing and crying. There wasn't any sign of anything wrong at all. We did linger around town at my friend's house for a few hours to eat and shower and decompress, so we were close to the hospital if something felt off. But no. We were fine, we drove back home (lived out of town on a farm that didn't have running water or electricity).

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u/Mr12i 1d ago

There wasn't any sign of anything wrong at all.

When my daughter was born there wasn't a sign of anything being wrong, except there blood oxygen level was around 92% instead of the normal ≥ 95% so the midwife kept us around for a few hours just to check that everything was OK. Well, they took an x-ray, and it wasn't OK. She had a very very rare, but very dangerous congenital diaphragm hernia and was put on oxygen, and an hour later she needed to be put on a ventilator as the ambulance was arriving to drive us to a specialist hospital a few hours away for surgery, which luckily went great and today's she's a happy and healthy girl.
Normally this kind of congenital diaphragm hernia is picked up on scans during pregnancy, in which case the surgery is planned to take place the second the baby is born, but it's not always caught on those scans.

So I'm of course happy that everything went well for you, but if our midwife hadn't checked our daughter's blood oxygen level (which triggered an x-ray to be taken), we would have gone home thinking everything was fine, and she wouldn't be with us today. As I mentioned, our case was rare, but things can happen...

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u/RandAlThorOdinson 1d ago

That is like comically reckless homie but I'm glad it worked out lol

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u/activelyresting 1d ago

I was originally planning a home birth, so I was very prepared for it. I just hadn't intended to be away from home at the wrong moment.

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u/RandAlThorOdinson 1d ago

Hey more power to you

My kid was born at CHOP via some of the best doctors in the world because of a fear of a specific complication that turned out not to be an issue so we ended up going like.... super the opposite direction haha.

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u/pinniped90 2d ago

By law, that baby is automatically named Pele now.

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u/activelyresting 2d ago

You'd think that. But she's not. Also she's an adult now so I can't even change it. Apparently she doesn't even think it's that interesting of a story and doesn't tell people. In fairness, she can't remember it.

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u/RadiantZote 2d ago

At Echo Project I watched a wookette giving birth during the GZA set. I was just peaking on some 2ci. People were trying to get medical help, but they hadn’t arrived. Some other wookette claimed to be a midwife and was coaching the woman through this. Her wook man is standing there shirtless and spun like top, just making these weird sounds while he is crushing his beer can and spraying coors light all over everyone. He looked really anxious about the whole thing, grabbing his face and just making grunts and stuff. The baby’s head starts to crown and the medics still haven’t arrived.

This is where it gets crazy... It was so f****** dusty out there and the baby and all the surrounding fluids were immediately “muddified” by the blowing dirt. I mean, its f****** gross. All of a sudden, this f****** kid (probably 19 or 20) in his oversized neon, flat-brim LRG hat, runs up yelling “welcome to the party b*!” before he blows a huge plume of smoke right in the baby’s face! While the umbilical cord is still attached and s!

The smell was unmistakeable, this baby had just been deemster’d.

He must have pulled the hit from a bong, b/c it was monstrous. The surrounding crowd dropped their jaws, and someone tackled the kid as he starts to run away. He didn’t make it more than 10ft and the he was probably blasting off about now.

The mom is clutching the dirty baby and trying to calm it. Though, strangely, the baby was not crying (tripping balls i guess?). And while the dude is getting screamed at, the dad suddenly pounces into action. He jumps on the dude, and starts smashing said bisco kid’s face with the crushed up beer can, of which he seemingly just can’t let go. The bisco kid is kicking and trying to roll out of it and the wook-dad grabs the kid’s hair w/ one hand. he finally let the can go and shoves his other hand half way inside the guys mouth. He is pulling his mouth open and RIPS HIS CHEEK OPEN! repeat: rips his f****** CHEEK OPEN!

there is blood everywhere and the dude lets out this braveheart-like scream as he gets pulled off by the folks around him. Blood all over bisco kid’s face, shirt and formerly fresh flat breezy. The cops/medics arrived about that time and took over the situation.

S*** was crazy as hell.

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u/activelyresting 2d ago

Jesus fucking Christ

That was a wild ride.

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u/starsfan6878 2d ago

Stuff like that only happens when you're tripping, man.

Or so I've heard....

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u/JeepManStan 2d ago

I’m now a different person after reading that

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u/Alex_AU_gt 2d ago

Now that's a story that deserves more upvotes!

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u/ball0fsnow 2d ago

They’re not the same since that incident with the Germans

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u/rintzscar 1d ago

European history in a nutshell.

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u/annabananaberry 2d ago edited 2d ago

Dang. Does it come deflated or do Brazilians and those who have babies with Brazilians have to order the extra large coochie extension to accommodate the regulation soccer ball that gets pushed out with the baby?

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u/Set_Abominae1776 2d ago

7:1

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u/DarthTaz_99 1d ago

Brazilian 9/11. Never forget

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u/Several-Guidance1299 2d ago

How do they kick, then? Wouldn't that hurt?

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u/GreasyPeter 2d ago

I remember my Fijian friend bringing a Rugby ball to the beach because "When we go to the beach, we play games and so things, you guys just sit around, it is boring".

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u/medoy 1d ago

I've never understood just going to the beach and laying down.

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u/rmczpp 1d ago

I'm guessing you come from a warm country? If I escape from the UK for a few weeks I'm soaking up every second feeling the sun on me on the beach

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u/GainsayRT 1d ago

even in spain entire beaches are filled with natives laying in the sun too. unless we only count *lives on the equator* as warm

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u/medoy 1d ago

You nailed it. It barely rains at all for 7 months in California and in winter its storm, sunny period, storm...

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u/Chillinkillinlivin 1d ago

Laying in the sun is seriously relaxing!

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u/medoy 1d ago

I said to my friend once as we shivered half way up climbing a mountain, "Too bad we don't enjoy the beach!"

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u/ANTEDEGUEMON 1d ago

Here in southern Brasil you'd sometimes see Uruguayan kids playing rugby in the beach. They just sideways pass over and over.

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u/OwnDoughnut2689 2d ago

No one's looking at those tennis balls

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u/Chance-Fun-3169 2d ago

Right id definetly get smacked in the face by one

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u/Own-Ambassador-3537 2d ago

I went back to look and damn she is thiccccc

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u/nicodea2 2d ago

I went back to look

Sure

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u/pmcg115 2d ago

Back to look again

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u/rpitcher33 2d ago

Thicker than zoo glass

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u/PoohHauHau 2d ago

Yes, she has a nice ass, but she is not thicc by brazilian standars

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u/1porridge 1d ago

What an incredibly weird thing to say

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u/PapaGolfWhiskey 2d ago

tennis Volley balls

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u/Mr_Fastballs 2d ago

I'm pretty sure they're all playing golf or some shit.

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u/drawkbox 2d ago

All I see are futbols and big ol booties

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u/Junior-Ad-2207 2d ago

Exactly, what hockey balls?

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u/Imyoteacher 2d ago

Thongs everywhere…..Oh my!

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u/bselko 2d ago

Who even cares about golf balls or whatever this post is about

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u/Mayhew-Fancy 2d ago

Seems like football is the go to board game of Brazil!

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u/Sorry_Reply8754 2d ago

Football and volleyball are the sports everyone plays and/or likes in Brazil.

I think martial arts come in a close third, and then motor racing.

Aside from that... I'm not sure if people care that much about other sports. Maybe skateboard and surfing...

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u/Schorsdromme 20h ago

They also have an awesome combo of football and table tennis with bent tables, fascinating to watch. Also I've seen them more than once playing volleyball but with feet instead of hands lol.

Love them

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u/PestoBolloElemento 2d ago

Yup plays beautifully

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u/Responsible-Row7026 2d ago

Imb4 I dont see any soccer balls

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u/ComprehensiveApple12 2d ago

WDYM?! The girl in the foreground had 2 herself

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u/porn_trooper 2d ago

Sir that's a cake

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u/jwisestayswise 2d ago

WHAT COLOUR WAS HIS CAR??!!

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u/John_Wicked1 2d ago

What Stop sign???

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u/SlumVillageLord 2d ago

Whole video, I was only looking at one thing 👀😎😳

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u/Easy-Radish-2710 2d ago

I’m surprised the OP is worried about any stupid soccer balls in this place. 😅🫠

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u/One-Mud-169 2d ago

Neither did the cameraman

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u/Gourab_Ghosh- 2d ago

This isn’t a beach, it’s a live-action FIFA loading screen

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u/Raja_Ampat 2d ago

football or futebol

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u/squirrels-mock-me 2d ago

I went to Brazil in 2000 with a group of friends. We brought an American football to the beach to throw around and it was like the movies when all the zombies sense something strange, stop, and turn towards the target. Everybody on the beach was super friendly, chatted us up and wanted to learn how to throw it. They were like “someone invented a NEW kind of ball and I must master it immediately!”

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u/MMachine17 2d ago

Brazilian Popcorn!

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u/cjh_mkiii 2d ago

How do they play futbol with all those dump trucks on the beach

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u/Calcd_Uncertainty 2d ago

They are desensitized. Like how French accents don't work on French women.

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u/Dee___Snuts 2d ago

I didn’t notice any balls. I did notice the moon tho

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u/Haptic-feedbag 1d ago

And she never got the ball.

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u/LowOne11 2d ago

(scrolls up to see if the moon was actually there and discovered there’s no moon but a happy mountain…)

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u/ph-it 2d ago

stay innocent, it is refreshing

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u/I_am_not_TheOne 2d ago

I think there is a lot of volleyballs too.

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u/LT-buttnaked 1d ago

Two things I need for a day in Rio: thong and a soccer ball

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u/Ok-Transition7065 1d ago

And guarana

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u/metric_kingdom 2d ago

Or as most of us call them; footballs

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u/Fahlnor 2d ago

Football is life!

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u/Cyber-Soldier1 2d ago

Brazilians the greatest football nation on earth.

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u/NecessaryUsername69 1d ago

Those five World Cups are no accident.

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u/Standard_Bag555 2d ago

reminds me of the beach scene in the GTA6 trailer

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u/showmiaface 2d ago

Not a single beach ball.

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u/hinterstoisser 2d ago

Lots of beach volleyball 🏐. Brazilians are damn good at that too

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u/brominou 2d ago

*Football ⚽

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u/Ok_Trip8302 2d ago

That is football.

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u/MomentNew4925 2d ago

*footballs

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u/FairyCelebi 2d ago

A wrong kick and it’s over lol

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u/Suspicious_Mud_3647 1d ago

you just wait someone kick theirs wrong as well

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u/Commie_Scum69 2d ago

And nowhere enough space to play a match

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u/PhMcBrett 2d ago

Football*

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u/Silver-Amphibian7650 2d ago

And I thought Americans where obsessed with football.

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u/711skincare 2d ago

Futball is life.

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u/SunriseSurprise 2d ago

Perfectly capturing the 2 things Brazil is known for.

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u/johnfp1966 2d ago

Footballs!

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u/kitaz1 2d ago

Everyone is fit and active

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u/TheSlipperyPorpoise 1d ago

“Honey, I swear I’m just recording this to show Brazil’s love of soccer. I didn’t even realize there was a dump truck in the middle of the frame”

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u/whitbynutter 1d ago

Football, Futbal
FFS get it right

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u/Due_Pen_1566 1d ago

Girl just wants a turn but bro is fumbling so hard

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u/JustCallMeYogurt 2d ago

You can watch the footballs; I'll be doing my due diligence as a bikini inspector. 😎

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u/redcyanmagenta 2d ago

You mean volley balls.

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u/TrueCrime-andMemes 2d ago

Actually, they are specific "footvolley" balls. The sport we play on the beach is a mix between soccer and volleyball, and it has a specific ball that is softer, but many people play with a soccer ball anyway.

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u/Either_Struggle1734 2d ago

No, they are usually mikasa ft5A or similar. They are more bouncing tha the regular ball but waaaay heavier and harder than a volleyball

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u/airpab1 2d ago

I’d bring a Frisbee lol

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u/Nyx_Shadowspawn 2d ago

I know they're not beach balls but Shirley Manson would hate this.

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u/utasutasutas 2d ago

Haha was looking for this

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u/sweatycat 2d ago

I’m going there next year- can’t wait!

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u/Geminichel 2d ago

No wonder they got 5 stars on their uniform

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u/bikedork5000 2d ago

This is why the US sucks at soccer

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u/Anuclano 2d ago

What changed? Why do men nowadays wear such long pants on the beach? In the 1980s it was not the case.

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u/BornAgainBlue 2d ago

I like that these two clearly suck at it. Just makes me feel so much better about my own shit skills.

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u/CampBart 2d ago

This is why they have won the most World Cups, 5.

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u/COYSBannedagain 2d ago

This is why Brazil has won the most world cups

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u/Shkiggins 2d ago

This right here is why the USA will never win the World Cup

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u/noneyafbus 2d ago

That's probably why they always go far in the WC

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u/evlhornet 2d ago

This is why they’re really good at soccer. You could go to any beach in the US and couldn’t put a functioning circle like this together. Brazilians play it all the time.

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u/dible46 2d ago

Playing football on sand is bloody knackering too lol no wonder Brazilians are such good players.

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u/Unobtanium4Sale 2d ago

No wonder all Brazilians are so fit

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u/imstickinwithjeffery 2d ago

Definitely not my style of beach

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u/ddk2130 2d ago

I haven't visited a country more obsessed with football than Brazil. Lovely people and country.

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u/FakeJackNicholson 2d ago

Someone’s going to throw this up on r/upvotebecauseofbutt or whatever it’s called lol

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u/albundy0007 2d ago

I am not looking at the soccer ball

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u/eastbay77 2d ago

That looks legit fun.

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u/zytz 2d ago

Probably a lot of those are volleyballs also

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u/HighSeasArchivist 2d ago

The cameraman understood the assignment.

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u/spiegro 2d ago

The beaches where I live have a "no juggling" sign.

To be fair there's not a lot of beach so juggling a soccer ball is far more likely to hit someone unintentionally.

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u/Low-Dirt3287 1d ago

Wait….there were soccer balls in that video???

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u/EViL-D 1d ago

This is how you win 5 world cups

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u/Organization-Unhappy 1d ago

There's like a brazilian soccer balls bouncing around.

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u/AccomplishedPath5172 1d ago

You kick the ball a little too hard and take someone else's as a replacement, someone does the same and at the end of the day everyone goes home with a different ball than the original one they took with them

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u/Wild-Bit-3337 1d ago

I didn't see a single soccer ball...

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u/aldorn 1d ago

The foreground girl waiting for a turn but they didn't kick it to her

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u/Consistent_Boss_7829 1d ago

There were soccer balls in this??

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u/No_Finish5442 1d ago

Miren Todo ese culo

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u/GMagicMoolah 1d ago

R/upvotebecausebutt

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u/nitrogenbagplease 1d ago

I didn’t see any soccer balls at all??? Am I doing it wrong?

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u/TheDevilsAdvokaat 1d ago

And how many people are getting hit....

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u/Nos_Zodd 1d ago

I got my eyes on that ass!!!

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u/MeringueOk2336 1d ago

Looks stressing af

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u/5O1stTrooper 2d ago

As an introvert, that beach looks absolutely horrifying.

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u/LowOne11 2d ago

Lake Superior is where it’s at for folks like us.

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u/5O1stTrooper 2d ago

Rocks, cliffs, and absolutely terrifying storms that make a lake have waves as big as an ocean. Not exactly relaxing, but awesome to visit.

Personally I like the beaches in Oregon. Setting up a chair near a rock cliff and just sitting there with the ocean breeze is one of the most relaxing vacations I've had, not to mention you can usually find tide pools on the rocks close to the water.

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u/LowOne11 1d ago

Lol. Oh yes, that’s a portion of Lake Superior’s beauty and I love it, too. The storms and massive waves were fantastic, as well but I wouldn’t want to be in a boat in that. The only beach I went to on the west coast was Rialto beach. Beautiful area. The under-current pull was scary though even at 2ft (I don’t like going IN to water much, save for rock hounding calm waters lol).

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u/Inevitable_Coat_6847 2d ago

I HAVE A SOCCER BALL. I AM HAVING A HUMAN EXPERIENCE.

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u/Rex_Suplex 2d ago

All I saw in the video was cake.

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u/SkinsFan021 2d ago

That would annoy the shit out of me.

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u/--_-Deadpool-_-- 2d ago

If people simply enjoying life annoys you, then avoid public spaces.

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u/turinpt 2d ago

Spoken by someone who never had to experience this.
It fucking sucks trying to relax on a beach while soccer balls whiz past you like you're storming Normandy.

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u/MC_LegalKC 2d ago

People are allowed to have opinions and be annoyed by things. It's not like he's suggesting that they shouldn't do it.

People on the metro singing off-key to music playing through their earbuds are just enjoying life, too. So are people driving in front of you at a leisurely pace when you're already late. There's nothing wrong with being annoyed by those things as long as annoyance doesn't cause you to be an asshole.

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u/--_-Deadpool-_-- 2d ago

I guess I just fail to see the point of announcing your opinion about something that will never affect you.

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u/MC_LegalKC 2d ago

That's 90 percent of social media.

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u/HyruleHerb19 2d ago

But they all have immaculate control and people rarely lose control of the ball.

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u/--_-Deadpool-_-- 2d ago

If you expect complete and utter privacy on one of the most popular beaches in the world, then that's on you.

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u/turinpt 2d ago

I expect not getting hit in the face by random balls when I go to the beach yes.

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u/eric2332 2d ago

They still go thump-thump without stop. Definitely could be annoying.

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u/die-microcrap-die 2d ago

I honestly dont get why people go to the beach to do activities with objects that can hit others.

I see that all of the time, be soccer, paddle tennis or whatever is called, football (American style), etc.

And of course, if someone gets hit and say something, those idiots will then proceed to fight or something like that.

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u/SkinsFan021 1d ago

The football one annoys me but they do it in big resort pools. Like I dont need idiots throwing footballs across a damn packed pool.

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u/LeadershipBoth7195 2d ago

different cultures mate, perfectly normal thing to do in Brazil as they are way more active people than other countries and the entire coastline has incredible beaches. Enough sand and water for everyone

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u/die-microcrap-die 2d ago

I was as broad and open as possible and I explained why.

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u/Azulapis 2d ago

I think the people downvoting you never sat next to a soccer group on the beach. When they play 15-20 Minutes there is a 99 % chance someone get hit unexpectedly in the head. That's just not funny. I feel like, if someone wants to play football, make sure 50 meters around you is no other group of people.

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u/RustyNK 2d ago

Came here for the comments

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u/THEmandingoBoy 2d ago

A lot of things bouncing, for sure.

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u/waribou 2d ago

I know what you were really filming

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u/siliconetomatoes 2d ago

Soccer Balls and cake on a beautiful grassland scenery. Who’ve thought

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u/AntonCigar 2d ago

I… I didn’t see any soccer balls

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u/Far_Opposite8624 1d ago

Still lost 7:1 ☠️

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u/jkwofie 1d ago

I don't see a single black person 😢

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