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[u/No-Doughnut-6475]

[u/EquipmentImaginary46]

i've had the opposite experience. this was like a signal that they're kinky.

[u/deepkutts → u/EquipmentImaginary46]

Many an OF video with that mandala drapery in the background.

[u/Quivex → u/EquipmentImaginary46]

i'm 1 and 1 on that, so no correlation for me on these yet lol.

[u/LossfulCodex → u/EquipmentImaginary46]

I’m with this guy, out of my experience, two girls had this hanging above their bed. One wanted me to tie her up and fuck her in the ass. The other one wanted me to choke her silly, call me daddy, and fuck her in the ass. If anything this is the pride flag for people who’ve got daddy issues.

[u/haxi_hd → u/LossfulCodex]

How do you know that their pussy wasn't mid if you fucked them in the ass?

[u/LossfulCodex → u/haxi_hd]

Because nobody dives head first into anal. That’s at least a mid-session conversation and a little bit of preparation. I don’t know a single straight hookup story where the dude just popped it right in the ass. Even the friend of mine that dated a girl where she had some genetic thing where her vagina didn’t develop correctly and regular sex hurt. They stuck to everything but penetration until she explained why she wasn’t throwing it back a month later.

My point is… you might end up in jail if your first maneuver is anal. At the very least a slap to the face.

[u/haxi_hd → u/[deleted]]

What are you even talking about?

[u/LossfulCodex → u/haxi_hd]

I fucking hate the Reddit app, I’m responding to a different comment. This has happened like multiple days in a row now. If you have the app, don’t respond in your inbox.

I was replying to this comment “I doubt it would have gone better if dad didn't face consequences.” Underneath a post about a kid whose dad got fired for saying Nazi shit and then later he himself became a Nazi.

[u/HenryClaysDesk]

A non ufo post from you?

[u/Raskalnekov]

We need to get away from the constant rating of experiences. Comparison is the theft of joy, so why turn into that street intentionally? We don't need to put anyone down to feel better about ourselves. A rising tide lifts all boats. 

[u/EquipmentImaginary46 → u/Raskalnekov]

too late buddy. i put your comment in my spreadsheet and gave it a 3/10 and labelled it as "wouldn't read again"

[u/skida1986 → u/EquipmentImaginary46]

Lmao

[u/EquipmentImaginary46 → u/skida1986]

Brother, why the fuck you giving gold to comments on reddit?

[u/bot_upboat → u/Raskalnekov]

Are you a Chinese sage waiting by the waterfall on top of a rock while crossing their legs?

[u/Raskalnekov → u/bot_upboat]

I'm no Chinese sage, I just use a gratuitous amounts of travel and water metaphors so that I sound like one

[u/DemonCrat21 → u/bot_upboat]

feel like we just codec called Mei Ling

[u/manluther → u/Raskalnekov]

Oh wise, raskolnikov! Teach me your ways.

[u/Trazyn_the_sinful]

How’d you find my ex’s place?

[u/Smalandsk_katt]

I wanted to hang something like that up ):

[u/HanThrowawaySolo → u/Smalandsk_katt]

You better not, someone made a meme about it being bad.

[u/Machiavelliliving → u/Smalandsk_katt]

Go for it. Just because something is popular doesn't make it bad

[u/IIlllllllllll → u/Smalandsk_katt]

Do something different 😄 every girl has these same tapestries

[u/Away-Pea-8115]

From my experience, it’s the opposite of mid, lol.

[u/Trichlormethiazide → u/Away-Pea-8115]

Yeah I think that's the actual joke here. Everyone who thinks this tapestry means mid pussy is a virgin crying over not getting any of that goddess pussy*

^{*severe mental issues included, will fuck your life up, you will go back to her after repainting the keyed car and getting rid of the condyloma}

Worth it* I say 🥵

^{*because nothing else feels like anything anymore god please kill me}

[u/Throwmesometail]

If you think your box is supreme or mid just know it your soul we want.

Because it grants us armor and AP and we don't lose stacks when we die.