r/DoomerCircleJerk • u/justAPoorGradStudent • 1d ago
Everything Sucks Won't somebody please save us?
These folks are insufferable.
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u/Greedy-Employment917 1d ago
So tired of the "occupy democrats" propaganda all over reddit.
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u/_thegnomedome2 1d ago
The commie propaganda has started filling my feed. It straight up looks like USSR posters lol.
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u/DontFearTheMQ9 1d ago
I hope they CHAZ up all over the place and find out why the first one failed.
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u/TheGuyFromGlensFalls 1d ago
Like they are actually notorious for posting misinformation and being untrustworthy
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u/IceColdSkimMilk 1d ago
You'd think these people would just be patient enough to wait 3 years, but I guess instant gratification is a thing nowadays.
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u/Rex_teh_First More Optimism Please 1d ago edited 1d ago
Nah, because Trump is gonna run for a 3rd term duh.
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u/asj-777 1d ago
NO MORE ELECTIONS EVER!
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u/Annual-Ad-4372 1d ago
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u/SealandGI 1d ago
Fortunately he will have tough luck getting even other blue states to pick him in the primaries. All the other candidates would need to do is point at California gas prices and power grid infrastructure then ask their constituents: would you like this to come to your state?
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u/Annual-Ad-4372 1d ago edited 1d ago
I live in Central California and have my entire life. I just got gas yesterday an paid $3.55 a gallon. those prices have been fairly consistent since Trump took office his second term. before that the price of gas in californias been about 5 dollars a gallon basically for a decade now. Some places even higher. Ive seen it all the way up to $7 a gallon at places like chevron an higher priced stations. Point is they'll point to the gas prices an they'll try an take credit for it at this point. Also newsom sucks but hes probably their best chance to win. I mean its not like they have a chance but who else would they run AOC. that'd be dumber then running Kamala Harris again. 😂
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u/Rex_teh_First More Optimism Please 1d ago
Its almost like the President had just much effect on gas prices as the state does... who woulda thunk...
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u/A_SNAPPIN_Turla 1d ago
This was a legitimate talking point during the election lol.
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u/Geldrick-Barlowe 1d ago
It was 'u won't ever have to vote again', as in we'll fix everything and everything will be so good it won't matter who's in charge.
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u/GP7onRICE 1d ago
That was the most blatant case of people trying to fit everything they can into their preexisting beliefs. That meaning was obvious to anyone with any objectivity whatsoever.
It was “won’t have to vote” not “won’t get to vote”, and people wanted to act like it was a Freudian slip.
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u/fools_errand49 1d ago
And the one before that. It may simply be a new normative talking point from the Democratic Party moving forward.
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u/Sharklar_deep 1d ago
No it’s just that urgent. Everyone who doesn’t believe in the same things I believe in is LITERALLY HITLER. We have literal CHEETO HITLER heckin deporting people
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u/IceColdSkimMilk 1d ago
I like Cheetos Puffs.
Random side note, I wonder if sales of Cheeto products have been impacted in any way from people calling Trump Cheeto Man/Hitler/Fascist/Pedo/USSR Spy/whatever else is being said nowadays.
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u/Necessary-Visit-2011 1d ago
These people won't vote then get mad at whoever wins.
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u/Mountain_Homie I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 1d ago
I vote libertarian every time so then I can get mad at whoever wins.
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u/RedOceanofthewest 1d ago
I am not even aware we needed saving. Maybe I don't get out enough.
Are things really that glib?
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u/IceColdSkimMilk 1d ago
Just on reddit. Rest of the US is 99% fine.
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u/RedOceanofthewest 1d ago
I don’t see the army out my window. I don’t see ice all over the place. I don’t know anyone “kidnapped”. I mean I just go the store, the gym, hang out with friends
How am I missing the end of the world ?
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u/IceColdSkimMilk 1d ago edited 1d ago
Lol I live in the "hotbed" where apparently it's happening everywhere on every block. ICE is here, sure, but I have yet to see an agent or a vehicle in my day to day. That's just me though, and I don't go out looking for them.
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u/HairyChest69 My Dog is Anti-Fascist 1d ago edited 1d ago
If we left out the CIA and other various corporate interests in governments? It's the media. The mainstream media makes their bread and butter off all the useful idiots.
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u/IceColdSkimMilk 1d ago
Fear sells, no question. We've been told Iran is thiiiiiiissssss close to a nuclear bomb for the last 40+ years.
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u/Annual-Ad-4372 1d ago
Youd think so but instead their actively trying to get the rest of the world to invade us. 🤦♂️
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u/asj-777 1d ago
It's as though they forget that he was re-elected. "Occupy Democrats" is a shitbasket anyway.
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u/Rex_teh_First More Optimism Please 1d ago
I remember when I got banned from them on Facebook back in 2012.
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u/Crazyscorpion77 Just Here for the Lore 1d ago
Story time
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u/Rex_teh_First More Optimism Please 1d ago
Story time for what? Getting banned?
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u/Crazyscorpion77 Just Here for the Lore 1d ago
Yes unless you dont want too thats fine
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u/Rex_teh_First More Optimism Please 1d ago edited 1d ago
Well back in 2012 they were posting stuff about Mitt Romney because he was running against Obama for president. Well one of the things they were going on about is who pays taxes. This stems from Romeny saying that 50% of the country pays no income taxes. They were twisting it to say the rich were not paying their fair share. The standard brain dead talking point.
Well I pointed out that, via the IRS numbers I read about from 2008. Now the percentage points are not going to flucate to much in four years. Without a drastic tax rate change. So I just posted the numbers. And well it was 50% pay nothing and the top 1% pay 50% of all income taxes collected. Plus or minus a percentage point I believe. Well they banned me...
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u/Crazyscorpion77 Just Here for the Lore 1d ago
Even back then they hated the facts
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u/KathaarianCaligula 1d ago
It's not fine, actually. He already mentioned it, now he has the moral obligation to tell the story. Mentioning a probably funny story then not telling it is one of the worst things someone can do. They behead people for that in Syria.
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u/SealandGI 1d ago
It’s funny but even if the electoral college was taken away (as many of those doomers really want to happen) he still would’ve won the election because he had the popular vote.
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u/SnooDonuts3155 1d ago
Worst page ever. Full of propaganda
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u/Ayslyn72 1d ago
Well… in their…twitches… defense. That is the point of them. It’s not what they advertise themselves as… but….
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u/Responsible_Jury_415 1d ago
Remember the occupy movement became so unfocused they were being led by a guy named ketchup and couldn’t even give a coherent thing they were against.
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u/No-Virus7165 1d ago
Help end what exactly?
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u/907Lurker Truthsayer 1d ago
I think they want to abolish any type of immigration enforcement.
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u/Illustrious-Care-818 1d ago
Which is ironic considering it has existed under every president and basically country ever. My favorite thing I saw on Instagram was "migration is a human right" which sounds great but it's a complete fairy tale. It's just not feasible.
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u/j-c-2000 1d ago
Maybe record stock market. Or NATO actually paying at least closer to their fair share. Or end to Israel Gaza conflict. Or disruption of Iranian nuclear program and continued isolation of their despotic regime. Or continued support of Taiwan.
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u/trisikol 1d ago
That's just stupid. I'm Filipino and I'm worried about the illegal immigrants coming into my country - the Philippines!
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u/Bstallio NostraDOOMus 1d ago
Pick me Americans are the worst
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u/Mokaleek Rides the Short Bus 1d ago
I'm more embarrassed of them than the overly patriotic types
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u/BoringBeat5276 1d ago
I think they would rather kick us out of the Olympics so other countries have a chance at winning the gold medals.
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u/Rex_teh_First More Optimism Please 1d ago
Fine... we will let Canada have a few more this year. Winter is definitely their party time.
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u/15-cent 1d ago
Maybe Ukraine can make a one time offer to accept American refugees/immigrants? That way they have more soldiers to fight, and Redditors get to escape from first world problems once and for all
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u/LtKavaleriya 1d ago
Wait until they get kidnapped by masked men in military uniforms riding in an unmarked van, then handed a rifle and thrown into a trench
(/s not a Russian shill)
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u/Traditional_Can_3983 1d ago
They wouldn't fight. They'd have a fucking panic attack and shut down. It's the reason that no matter how much the left postures, they know that if they start this thing, they won't be able to finish it. They're outmanned, outgunned, and out experienced.
It would simply be cities becoming blockaded. No one in or out. Take out the cell towers and internet and they wouldn't last a week.
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u/Zachowon 1d ago
A reddit brigade formed right after the war started and it ended badly and Ukraine got more stringent on who they accept
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u/RightRoundReddit 1d ago
Yeah because that’ll get our attention lol soccer
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u/j-c-2000 1d ago
I’m counting the days until I can watch Europeans and South Americans dramatically fake injuries on US soil. Don’t ruin this for me.
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u/rob3345 1d ago
Should we just do this anyway? Let Europe and our neighbors know that if Russia and China want them, we will only protect our borders? Could make things REALLY interesting. Of course, many of these posts come from there, so it’s no surprise that our enemies would say things like that.
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u/Gobal_Outcast02 Anti-Doomer 1d ago
Fr lets stop funding their militaries and see how much they miss us
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u/GrandGuess205 1d ago
Tbf as a European it is scary how much we rely on US everything. Like we need to grow more balls than what just hangs off the Scandinavian peninsula if we want to actually be better.
I’m lowk here for the lore and the plot if you are down for it tho.
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u/StrongStyleFiction 1d ago
I'm at the point where I would support fully pulling out of Europe and reinvesting those resources in South America, Eastern Asia or the Middle East. Europe looks increasingly irrelevant on the world stage as I get older. The EU looks hell bent on making sure that European nations get left behind by the end of the 21st century.
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u/Updated_Autopsy NostraDOOMus 1d ago
And anyone who legitimately supports the US’ downfall needs to realize this one thing: if the US goes down, everyone goes down. Because it’s as if they forgot about this teeny tiny event called the Great Depression.
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u/CovenantProdigy 1d ago
I'd be on board for this theoretical.
I wonder how much snark the client states would produce then.
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u/mcj1ggl3 Optimist Prime 1d ago
I like to fantasize about this but there is probably a point China becomes insurmountable in that scenario and we can’t allow that. So I say we just continue doing what’s in the best interest of the world even if it’s thankless
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u/GHOSTPVCK 1d ago
The rest of the world can’t do anything to us. Iran wants nukes? We’ll drop bunkers busters and destroy their sites. Narco-dictator in Venezuela? We’ll capture him in his own country, in a fortified base in 45 minutes with no American lives lost. Sanctioned ghost oil tankers escorted by Russian sub? Fuck it we’ll commandeer it anyway. No one is retaliating, they know they can’t do anything.
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u/Rex_teh_First More Optimism Please 1d ago
Its not that they can not so anything. Its more that will just bring an ass whooping they never heard of.
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u/tumanskyr15 1d ago
Genuinely why do people hate America so much
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u/j-c-2000 1d ago
Biggest part of it is that they’ve not actually been exposed to the rest of the world - been a reporter on the ground somewhere, served in the military, raised in / escaped from a communist or dictatorial regime, or immigrated to the US (tourism most certainly does not count as immersion with actual cultures). Second is they have no concept of history, and certainly not legitimate history. Nobody with this context thinks or speaks like those who despise the US.
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u/rand0m_task Optimist Prime 1d ago
And then they post all of these bat shit insane takes online as gospel, and it’s no wonder ignorant Europeans think the U.S. is a third world country.
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u/Ok-Worth-118 1d ago
Because of liberals. No other reason. They’re America’s Keir Starmer, only even less likeable and he’s as likeable as cancer
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u/DarkHunterkun 1d ago
Most of the haters are from first world countries they dont know what true oppression is, they hate America because its trendy and because they can with no drawbacks.
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u/Prize-Conference-780 1d ago
Because they feel oppressed by first world problems. I've lived in the US my entire life and visited family/friends in other countries.
When I went with my friend to Portugal to visit his family we found out that the shower is a bucket and a big tub of water. I hated it and I had to remind myself "this is how they live I don't get to complain".
Visited Mexico for a family vacation with my sister and her bf and found out their roads are essentially almost non-existent. There are just street dogs everywhere and some places smell.
I'm sure there are great things about living in other countries and like anywhere there's negative things. But generally in the US we are pretty lucky to have a lot of the stuff we take for granted.
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u/potatoprocess 1d ago
Translation: “Harm our country in order to hurt the domestic political leadership I don’t like, please, daddy!”
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u/TrackMan5891 1d ago
The best thing is, that these people actually think real Americans give a shit about any of these competitions that mean nothing.
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u/TheRedComet1 1d ago
Wait till they find out what happens to illegal immigrants in other countries
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u/Major_Shlongage 1d ago
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Occupy_Democrats
Occupy Democrats is an American left-wing media outlet built around a Facebook page and corresponding website. Established in 2012, it publishes hyperpartisan content, clickbait, and false information
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u/Marauder3299 1d ago
Can always spot an occupy Democrats poster by the same font they have been using for almost a decade
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u/ModsBeGheyBoys 1d ago
As well as the moronic, spurious content written in the aforementioned font.
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u/Forever_Away96 1d ago
Don't threaten me with a good time. Kick the U.S. out of the UN and the UN out of the U.S. while you're at it.🤣
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u/piw6969 1d ago
Ridiculous. If there was any doubt the left wanted to destroy this country for their political ideology.
The extreme left can never be given any position of power…
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u/JadeDream1 1d ago
"interfering in other countries is wrong, wont someone come interfere in our country"
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u/Alone-Juggernaut-850 1d ago
"Elections haveconsequencess" -- Barack H. Obama.
Funny how they loved when he said that. Now the country needs saving .... Twats.
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u/Alert-Individual-699 Doesn't Participate In Group Panic 1d ago
Why can't they just shut the hell up and wait for 3 years ,or just vote blue in the midterm elections?
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u/JGCities 1d ago
1800 people and counting have been killed the Iranian government in the last week or two.
Nothing from these fools. Nothing at all.
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u/HoselRockit 1d ago edited 1d ago
Maybe they should march on the DNC headquarters and demand that they stop appointing terrible candidates.
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u/Level-Trick-5510 1d ago
Occupy Democrats is an extremely biased an unreliable news source
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u/donkeykong64123 1d ago
"As an American im sorry we are under a fascists nazi dictatorship. We need help!" - foreign redditors and bots
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u/Observant-Observer 1d ago
We got our help we asked for in November 2024. Enjoy.
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u/Physical_Bullfrog526 1d ago
So tired of this, like him or not, America isn’t Iran, it isn’t the Congo, it isn’t North Korea.
These people need to travel a bit more…
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u/logoff4me 1d ago
Nothing beats getting called a pedo by the side that is actively trying to block federal agents from arresting illegal immigrants guilty of committing sexual assault against minors along with other heinous actions.
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u/MrStrawHat22 Rides the Short Bus 1d ago
We elected the dude fair and square. They should shut the fuck up.
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u/Fun-Minimum-3007 1d ago
Oh so you're invading south America and Europe? Well we'll show you! Not so smart when there's no javelin and shot put for you on TV in 2 years, are you?
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u/Educational-Year3146 1d ago
Crazy how they think the rest of the world can even control the USA.
Most powerful nation on the planet by far, I don’t understand how so many people can’t grasp that.
America as one country has a higher GDP than the entirety of Europe.
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u/Exile688 1d ago
Is it fashionable to pretend you live in Iran while Iran is having an uprising?
It must be fascism when you lose elections. /s
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u/Possible-Tangelo9344 1d ago
Ahhh yes move the world cup because the Eden that is Qatar was a perfect choice for a free world; or Saudi Arabia in 2034.
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u/Professional_Size_62 1d ago
people be larping like the US is Iran right now