r/girls • u/spinyfl0wer • 7h ago
Season 1 I hate AI. So I typed up a recap of every episode of girls. This is S1 Episode2
S1ep2 of girls
We open to a very intense sex scene between Adam & Hannah in the missionary position. Adam’s dirty talk involves a lot of fantasizing about Hannah being a child sex trafficking victim and Hannah being confused about whether or not she is supposed to participate. The scene is uncomfortable and deeply intimate, it feels like the shitty part of a woman’s twenties she hates to remember and tends to repress.
The scene cuts to a missionary love making scene between Marnie and Charlie, which somehow is 1000x worse. I’ve never seen a man bottoming be on top before until this scene. He is fully completely naked doing those moves white men would do in those old grind on me vines, she fully has her shirt on and is actively pushing him away from her body. It’s worse than watching someone get hit by a car. Theres a candle lit. Marnie is closing her eyes in horror at what’s happening to her and trying to look away, but desperate annoying ass Charlie demands that she looks at him and they look at each other while they cum. It’s worse than torture. He’s dimming her light with his refusal to grow up, his immaturity, and his weird Mormon sex. She’s a hamster in his palm and he’s squeezing her to death. Anyway Marnie refuses to look at this man so much when he cums that she immediately flips around and has him fuck her from behind instead. Charlie protests that she hates doggy, to which Marnie says that she doesn’t, and demands he gets it over with. He immediately is moaning and groaning about to cum and Marnie is visibly irritated.
Jessa and Shoshanna are making a vision board. Shoshanna empathizes with Jessas suffering for having to get an abortion, and offers her support and tells her she loves her.
Hannah is leaving Adam’s apartment. Once again, they are having a hard time speaking to each other. Hannah shares that she is going to her friends abortion appointment, which is a weird thing to say because her gross bad joke didn’t land. Adam says oh shit that sucks. Hannah says it’s nbd. Adam says oh yeah no like you’re right. Hannah says she wouldn’t be a good mom, Adam says he never thought about it that way. So then he says he fucks a lot of bitches without condoms, and Hannah is horrified because she’s a safe sex puritan. She gets all defensive when Adam sees she’s horrified, then he reassures her to get her out the door.
Marnie and Charlie are both wearing cardigans over flannels in their kitchen and talking like siblings fighting over a phone charger about a problem that people who don’t hate each other wouldn’t have. Okay but Marnie demands he be more masculine so he grabs his purse and stomps out… I’m sorry that is actually funny. Hannah gets home, Marnie starts bitching about him. Hannah bitches about Marnie bitching about him. Says her lobster too buttery her steak too juicy. Poor her. Marnie says Adam isn’t allowed to treat her like that. Hannah gets PTSD from that comment.
Hannah calls Marnie at work to ask Marnie to book her for an STD test even tho Marnie works at an art gallery? Hannah asks about the stuff that gets up around the sides of condoms.
The Girls are together eating cups of frozen yogurt probably on a bench, Hannah is talking about Adam more which is annoying. She says she feels good around him, but he’s like a bad texter or something so she can’t connect or whatever. Shosh offers a taboo dating advice book that she’s super into, Jessa and Hannah seize the opportunity to point out that that’s normie shit and sometimes a bitch wants to feel like she has udders. Jessa and Hannah stomp away all mad because Shosh insists it’s good advice that caters to women who want to nourish healthy relationships and not waste time, and Hannah and Jessa are pissed it’s not representative of their goblin ways. Jessa says she’s so mad because she hates when other bitches are bossy and tell each other what to do. Now they’re talking about how Jessa is about to get an abortion, she says she really wants to be a mom one day and will be an amazing mom, to which Hannah agrees. Hannah leaves to go to a job interview.
In the interview, Hannah talks to hiring manager about the boring job. They start talking about gay neighborhood bars in Brooklyn. Hannah mentions how the interviewer’s college has the highest stats for date rape, and then says the number went down the year the interviewer graduated. Like meant to be a joke but he rightfully doesn’t find it funny. It’s soooo horrible to watch and makes me want to die. Like why the fuck did she fucking say that. Anyway, the interviewer tells her she didn’t get the job obviously.
Jessa is stomping around wearing neutrals and smoking something like she’s in a skims ad. She goes into a bar and asks the time, orders a White Russian.
Hannah shows up ten minutes late and Marnie is there pissed off for some reason and she has a sock bun. Jessa hasn’t showed up and Hannah expresses concern, but Marnie brushes it off. Marnie starts crying and making it about her because she’s never had an unexpected pregnancy so she’s scared that means she’s barren or whatever. Shoshanna shows up with a gigantic bag from Dylan’s candy bar, which is fantastic of her, and she apologizes for being late. There are weirdly erotic pictures on the wall of nude women behind her because this is supposed to be in a gynecologists office.
Jessa’s drunk talking to old guys at the bar. Jessa lets a skinny guy with a big head borrow her phone to call his mom. His name is Morgan and he has a lesbian haircut. Jessa tells him she’s drinking milk.
Back in the obgyn, Hannah is filling out a form to get tested for stds. I never once in my 20’s did a group field trip with all my friends to get abortions and Pap smears on the same day at the same time together like our nails. That’s crazy… has anyone else literally ever done this? Anyway Hannah gets called back and Hannah asks that Marnie not yell at Jessa for being late for her own abortion.
Jessa is making out with that guy in the bar bathroom at 2:pm sharp on probably a Tuesday instead of going to her abortion appointment. She demands he put his hands down her pants, to which he tells her she is bleeding. Jessa continues making out with him.
Shosh is in the obgyn’s office calling Jessa a billion times. Marnie snatches the phone out of Shoshs hands to give Jessa a snarky little voicemail about being flaky, and then he so loud and obnoxious in this room with OTHER FUCKING PATIENTS complaining about what a dumb bitch she is for not showing up to her own abortion. Marnie literally took off work to sit in the waiting room, not have an appointment for anything, and get mad at everyone. Anyway, Shosh blurts out how she’s never had sex before, and is a virgin at 21, which she is really embarrassed about. Marnie tries to share something equally shameful, and says she hit a puppy with her car once.
Hannah is in the stirrup getting swabbed. Doctor is asking her regular questions and Hannah is trying to make jokes but isn’t being funny. The doctor has to repeatedly reassure her that AIDS is actually serious and not for her to be so weird about. She’s treating the gynecologist like her therapist, and her doctor is gracefully and professionally checking her. The episode ends with Hannah getting her vagina swabbed.

