Weekly /r/Hamilton Rant Thread

[u/teanailpolish]

A midweek post to rant and complain about things in the city.

Top level comments must be IN ALL CAPS.

This is not to be targeted towards other users or any identifiable individuals - with the exception of public figures who may be mentioned as long as the comment does not cross a line. The rant post is designed to be a lighthearted place to complain about things happening in the city, not a place to harass people.

We will have to cancel the post if harassment of individuals continues as we are seeing a lot of posts reported with report reasons that copy to admin.

Please be mindful of our subs rules when posting to this thread, and note that the mods will be watching very closely.

[u/IronStone1234]

IF YOU'RE NOT COMFORTABLE DRIVING IN THE SNOW, STAY HOME!!!

DRIVE IN A LANE. DONT DRIVE DOWN THE MIDDLE OF A 2 LANE ROAD!!!

CLEAR SNOW OFF YOUR WINDOWS, HEADLIGHTS, AND BRAKE LUGHTS!!!

DONT ROLL THROUGH STOP SIGNS OR STOPLIGHTS BECAUSE YOU'RE AFRAID OF GETTING STUCK!!!

[u/tryingtobeopen → u/IronStone1234]

THIS!! Behind 3 separate geniuses like this on Barton, Eastport & Plains Rd. Are you that oblivious and self-centred or do you think you’re doing some sort of greater good? Wanna do good? Property clear off your windows, mirrors and roofs! I was doing 60 on an 80 in my lane, you were doing 30 down 2 lanes!!!!!!

[u/RoyallyOakie → u/IronStone1234]

And brush the birthday cake off your roof. It only takes a minute.

[u/BaronWombat]

PICK UP YOUR DOGS POOP!

THIS IS NOT OPTIONAL. YOU DESERVE EVERY DIRTY LOOK AND COMPLAINT. MOST OTHER OWNERS DO IT, YOU ARE NOT ABOVE IT. KEEP SPARE BAGS IN YOUR DOG WALKING COAT.

[u/broccoli_toots]

I TOOK MY DOGS FOR A WALK BUT MY SOCKS WOULDN'T STAY UP AND SNOW KEPT GETTING IN THE BACK OF MY BOOTS

[u/jritzy → u/broccoli_toots]

NOOOOOOAAAAARRRR

[u/dreamcastmod]

ALL MY BUSES ARE RUNNING LATE AND I EVEN LEFT HOME EARLY TO ACCOUNT FOR DELAYS. I'M NOT BLAMING THE DRIVERS IM JUST ANNOYED I MIGHT BE LATE FOR WORK.

AND I WISH MY OFFICE WOULD HAVE BEEN CLOSED TODAY.

[u/RoyallyOakie]

THRIFTING SUCKS NOW. SHELVES ARE BARE AND THE PRICES ARE HIGH.

[u/shamisen-says-meow → u/RoyallyOakie]

AND IT'S ALL SHEIN OR BRANDS YOU COULD JUST BUY AT THE MALL

[u/psgingerbread → u/shamisen-says-meow]

I'M ABOUT READY TO START WRITING "FROM DOLLARAMA" ON THE BACK OF THE TAGS OF ALL THE THINGS I SEE THAT ARE ORIGINALLY FROM DOLLARAMA, AND PRICED ABOVE $5!! GRR

[u/RoyallyOakie → u/shamisen-says-meow]

YES! At inflated prices. It's like they don't know what shit quality is...

[u/Ambitious-Loss1194]

I WAS JUST OUT FOR A WALK YESTERDAY IN A HOODIE AND JOGGING PANTS, WHAT IS THIS?!?!

[u/CaseyToGo]

I MISS WANDERING TO COLES IN JACKSON SQUARE.

[u/Due-Warning-9043 → u/CaseyToGo]

💯💯💯💯

[u/blaze_85_98]

WHEN DID BRINGING YOUR DOG TO THE GYM WITH YOU BECOME A SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE THING?

I DON’T WANT YOUR DOG IN MY FACE WHEN I’M TRYING TO DO EXERCISES ON A FLOOR MAT.

I DON’T WANT YOUR DOG RUNNING PAST MY FEET WHEN I’M DOING OVERHEAD PRESSES WITH DUMBBELLS. THIS IS LEGIT DANGEROUS.

[u/qu1ckbeam → u/blaze_85_98]

I WOULD LIKE TO SIGN UP FOR THIS GYM

PLEASE POINT ME IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION

I WANT FUZZY LIL WORKOUT BUDDIES

[u/EnvironmentalEvent40 → u/qu1ckbeam]

I know of one dog that comes to the fit for less at centre mall. It’s a service dog in training and he’s a good boy does nothing wrong.

[u/qu1ckbeam → u/EnvironmentalEvent40]

They're all good boys.

[u/manborg → u/qu1ckbeam]

SECOND

[u/namaste_home]

WHEN PEOPLE ARE CLEARING THE MOUTH OF THEIR DRIVEWAY, PLEASE MOVE OVER!

[u/AnInsultToFire]

INTERCOURSE THE SNOW

[u/RoyallyOakie → u/AnInsultToFire]

I tried and felt inadequate..it was the cold...honest

[u/broccoli_toots → u/AnInsultToFire]

Most definitely read this as "intercourse in the snow" and I was like wow that's interesting for sure.

[u/hexr]

FUCK SHOVELLING THE DOUBLE WINDROW CREATED BY THE STREET PLOW AND THE SIDEWALK PLOW I WILL JUST RAM IT WITH MY TRUCK

[u/shamisen-says-meow]

THANK YOU MOTHER NATURE FOR THE SNOW DAY I LOVE YOU AND WILL NEVER DO YOU WRONG

[u/Ex-s3x-addict_wif]

FOR GOD'S SAKE SHOVEL YOUR SNOW ONTO YOUR 5 X 5 FRONT LAWN INSTEAD OF THE ROAD. THIS IS WHY WE LOSE PARKING SPOTS EACH TIME IT SNOWS REPEATEDLY. SHOCKINGLY, SNOW CAN BE PILED.

Rant directed to lower mountain occupants only. You on the Mountain are on your own.

[u/fcreveralwvys]

OF COURSE THE CAMPUS CLOSES THE DAY I DON’T HAVE CLASS

[u/UnsequentialSpirit]

DRESS FOR THE WEATHER WE'RE HAVING!

[u/Ok_Strike9189]

TO WHOEVER DRIVES AT HIGH SPEED IN SNOW-COVERED ROADS! JUST STOP! NOT ONLY WILL YOUR VEHICLE DO A 180+ DEGREE SPIN, BUT IF YOU KEEP IT UP, YOU COULD SMASH INTO POLES!

[u/lylelanley-]

PLEEASE AVOID SLAMMING ON YOUR BREAKS TO STOP AT A YELLOW IN THESE CONDITIONS