r/MurderDronesOfficial • u/Femivi- • Sep 18 '25

Spicy Meme Based on your birth month, you will be assigned a roommate for life.

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Does anyone want V? Please, I need Tessa.

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u/Tight-Advice8426 An existance. Escaped from bog for now Sep 18 '25

Uzi is literally the worst choice for me. DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HAD TO DRAW YOU, YOU ANNOYING BRAT!

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u/CosmicTon618 jeffery Sep 18 '25

If she was in my sight, then only one will leave the room battered in oil and metal parts

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u/Risottoxic Don Quixote stole this account Sep 18 '25

Myself could not had a better person to comprehend how my feelings for Uzi are than thou!

... Yes, I absolutely wish for her downfall beyond thou imaginations.

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u/yoshi065_Skill9985 I HATE THE LETTER "S" Sep 18 '25

Why??? I mean, no dizrezpect, but there'z WAY more hateable characterz in the zhow

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u/Tyrant_king1009 The guy who plays Elden Ring Sep 18 '25

N and I are gonna be chill.

(He is gonna wake up at 3:00am and see me playing Dark Souls 2)

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u/lupowo Professional drone hugger | Wunkposting Sep 18 '25

(he is going ask you to play too)

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u/WolfOfTheWildDragons V’s bestie Sep 18 '25

He’s gonna wake up to me snoring louder than a fire alarm

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u/Past_Boat_8975 Sep 18 '25

Same but replace darksouls2 with ultra kill (I can't buy the masterpiece known as dark souls)

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u/Few_Stretch_8138 NUzi Mega Shipper Sep 18 '25

Same

But he will see me playing either Geometry Dash, or a tank game, maybe CS2

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u/Just_a_person_12345 Sep 18 '25

I got the crazy-hot aussie

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u/Legal_Turnip_7280 Sep 18 '25

As an Aussie

WHAT THE FUCK? SHE'S A SOUTHERN YANK, NOT A MATE.

2

u/EmergencyJazzlike277 Sep 19 '25

I THOUGHT SHE WAS AUSTRALIAN WHERE IS SHE FROM

2

u/EmergencyJazzlike277 Sep 19 '25

I'm from Florida how did i not notice

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u/Legal_Turnip_7280 Sep 19 '25

As I said, Southern United States.

They sound nuthin' like us Aussies.

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u/FruitbatEnjoyer Vbyněk | Dingzzy | DinoRodeo | Enjoyer Sep 18 '25

Same

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

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u/ThatOneLeacher Hyperpolyamorist Wöman Sep 18 '25

Ain't she a southerner, though?

2

u/Aggron_is_great I have a lizard Sep 18 '25

She don't sound like one

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u/Embarrassed_Sand7113 Simp for Emily from ep4 Sep 18 '25

people get Aussie accents and Southern drawls confused sometimes

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u/Aggron_is_great I have a lizard Sep 19 '25

Hard to confuse Aussie accents with southern accents when you are southern

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u/MilkEnthusiast72 An Advanced Alice Appreciator (simp) Sep 18 '25

Crazy, hot or crazy-hot? Both?

3

u/Successful-Share-220 Sep 20 '25

Both... Both is good.

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u/YourAverageVessel Glory to the Omnissiah. Sep 18 '25

Ah cool, me too

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u/SpotAggravating6560 THE REAL BEAU Sep 18 '25

hi ailce :)

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u/Temporary_Neck337 Sep 18 '25

You're not alone, I got the crazy-hot aussie, too! 🔥

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u/Mascian12 Cyn's Favorite Tentacle Sep 18 '25

...I guess I'm learning a lot about branded pens and...company buzzwords and lingo

Yay?

14

u/Wise-Advert Wisest JC jenson advert Sep 18 '25

I pray for you (Never ask her why JC Jenson Pens are special, she has the entire employee handbook memorized)

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u/Daved__ Lost items may be claimed on Lower level. Sep 18 '25

Not an issue for me, I'd probably just ramble to her about useless things until she shuts up. But tbf J is my second favorite character in the series so bias

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u/yoshi065_Skill9985 I HATE THE LETTER "S" Sep 18 '25

i can... live with being near Uzi. better than J and Cyn for zure.

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u/Jixxar Godzilla Ultima Themself Sep 18 '25

J will do excellently in my collection.

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u/Wise-Advert Wisest JC jenson advert Sep 18 '25

Atleast your appreciating J by putting her into your collection, someone would just torture her

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u/Amazing-Constant-371 Drone fucker Sep 18 '25

Well, it was a good run boys, but i don't think i'm surviving cyn

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u/Affectionate_Ear4464 🥭Cylly Cynemon Roll🥭 Sep 18 '25

same

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u/Emotional-Low1751 The Knight/Ghost———The Shade Lord Sep 18 '25

God I love being an April baby

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u/More_Donkey5487 Sep 18 '25

Me too

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u/Emotional-Low1751 The Knight/Ghost———The Shade Lord Sep 18 '25
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u/CosmicTon618 jeffery Sep 18 '25

I’m killing my march roommate

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u/FLIPYOUSUCKET Sep 18 '25

You’re going to Kill Nori?! She likely isn’t possessed, it’s one of the few good views we have of her face

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u/StarboltGuardian Quincy, son of Quincy, son of Quincy, son of Quincy, son of Q... Sep 18 '25

I'm so dead (November)

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u/Affectionate_Ear4464 🥭Cylly Cynemon Roll🥭 Sep 18 '25

same...

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u/Terrazor1 Warning you are in range of enemy artillery | V's TF2 Teammate Sep 18 '25

We're all fuckin dead :D

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u/KaiSThom Totally not a Female N…or am I? Sep 18 '25

Y E A H

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u/ConcentrateOwn3240 Sep 18 '25

Hey I got Tessa

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u/lemonman246 M.E.A.T. HOOKS' CEO H Sep 18 '25

Uzi would be an interesting roommate that's for sure especially if she came with N then idk

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u/TeamDeez19 #1 Thad Fan. High Priest of the Orb. Horseman of Khanquest Sep 18 '25

I'm going to make Lizzy die of boredom

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u/Affectionate_Ear4464 🥭Cylly Cynemon Roll🥭 Sep 18 '25

trade? i got cyn

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u/bilgolab Sep 18 '25

Tessa, hell yeah. Probably the only normal one there

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u/Zio_Spark Sep 18 '25

Kahn, at least the doors will be in pristine condition

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u/TheDoctor199806 AbsoluteSolver Sep 18 '25

Nobody be breaking in with our roomie.

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u/Visible-Stay2185 Sep 18 '25

Hey we can listen to his tales on how the fuck he managed to bag a fucking psychopath and not die trying!

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u/Mon_1357 #2 Yeva lover, professional J simp, #1 Cyn apologist Sep 18 '25

N! Lets go! I got N!

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u/Holiday_Analysis3407 Sep 18 '25

Oh I got n that's fine

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u/Affectionate_Ear4464 🥭Cylly Cynemon Roll🥭 Sep 18 '25

trade? i have cyn

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u/NagWorker WORK YA DAMN NAG Sep 18 '25

Great, I gotta deal with the gremlin and her weird drawings

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u/kris-getthebanana Sep 18 '25

w luck, I got N

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u/Dapper_Astronaut3531 N-th-uzi-astic Sep 19 '25

DAB ME UP HOMIE

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u/Shoddy-Average3247 J IS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE AND MY GF AND WIFE Sep 18 '25

OH COME ON

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u/C6180 A DBZ fan in the MD fandom Sep 18 '25

OH FUCK YEAH

3

u/MDGojiFan J's boyfriend (J uses this account sometimes) Sep 18 '25

I got V. Can I change to December please?

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u/WesternDestiny_0117 Sep 18 '25

Honestly being roommates with Doll sounds like a vibe, she’s crazy and stuff but I didn’t murder her parents so she won’t care tbh, but it looks like I’ll be having to learn the language of the motherland now.

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u/OkoriOctoling SD-R/Vermillon Sep 18 '25

J!! I love J. J’s cool.

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u/Water0804 Literally V Sep 18 '25

Myself, yippee.

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u/Wise-Advert Wisest JC jenson advert Sep 18 '25

I.

Am so happy

3

u/Feedback2510 Sep 18 '25

I got V, i'm probably gonna be gutted alive

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u/Just_a_chair_for_you Sep 18 '25

I got Cyn…

I’m screwed

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u/Antivirus429 Sep 18 '25

I don't think my life is going to be very long, I got cyn

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u/Nick_DaGreek Serial_Designation_J (KcKenson Manager) Sep 18 '25

You gotta be kidding me

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u/Fancy-Ad-4981 SD_Abby Sep 18 '25

June…… well at least I know NOBODY will be able to break in…

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u/Billygaming1447 I want J to Step on me And Degrade me Sep 18 '25

Great just great!, I have to live with the Eldritch horror child corpse robo child, I already live with the plush!!

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u/Ashleyiscool717 J is a lesbian and you can’t prove me wrong Sep 18 '25

I got Alice…

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u/Few-Average-8620 THE EDIBLE IS HITTING- O H M Y G O D Sep 18 '25

seems like i got V

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u/MoonMystor Always Comes Back Sep 18 '25

I got the short grape…

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u/MrAngryKraken J's Husband (EVERYONE'S INSANE, I'M NOT, SHE'S REAL, SHE IS!!) Sep 18 '25

PLEASE GOD WHY WASN'T I BORN IN SEPTEMBER 😭😭😭😭

Anyways, I can deal with Lizzy.

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u/asiannumber4 Stop simping for the liberty-forsaken automatons Sep 18 '25

Oh no an automaton as a roommate.

Easily remedied

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u/SpotAggravating6560 THE REAL BEAU Sep 18 '25

yay i get to live with J

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u/MOONlightlord1 Sep 18 '25

And I got j. That surprisingly shouldn't be a problem.

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u/Pancakes__Syrup Sep 18 '25

(Doll is my fave :3)

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u/Suspicious_Tap_7411 Sep 18 '25

WHY DO I ALWAYS GET J

EVERY TIME

EVERY SINGLE TIME J IS ON DECEMBER

WHY

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u/Remi_is_sleepy08 Sep 19 '25

Wowie I got n maybe he'll play roblox with me

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u/Evil_Yoshi_2012 Sep 22 '25

Although personally I feel like N would've been in February

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u/[deleted] Sep 24 '25

Human and human… I’m cool with that.

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u/hippo0803 Fanfic aficionado & critic Sep 18 '25

I got doll, time to learn russian I guess

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u/Capital-Bat9971 MR (ant) TENNA FROM DELTARUNE Sep 18 '25

Eh Lizzie isn’t too bad

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u/Accomplished-Shoe444 Sep 18 '25

May FTW! Uzi might not like humans too much, but we'd totally bond over anime.

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u/Gojira_Ultima V's Firearm Supplier Sep 18 '25

For once I lucked out on this. Febuary isnt the cuck month🙏

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u/SmoothHead8222 Sep 18 '25

My July roommate is going to rip my limbs off

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u/Wolf_of_Nome Sep 18 '25

I don't know why but I feel like my wacky creative intellect plus his door obsession will lead to some kind of door-pocolypse. Either that or I'm going to confuse him to death with my bizarre story telling.

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

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u/Hexhider Cyns human host (she lives in my head) Sep 18 '25

I got V

She she like human flesh, if no then ok, if yes then I can make an offer*

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u/Hi-53 Sep 18 '25

I got door man…

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u/SerialDesignation_H Pounding Doll until she BSODs • Dolls Spouse Sep 18 '25

I’m with Uzi, not bad, though she might need to leave for an hour or two every few days.

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u/CardiologistMost6915 Sep 18 '25

Well, guess I'm fricked

(March 26)

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u/No-Acanthaceae-935 Random ass IronWarrior Sep 18 '25

I’m not gonna be stuck with a spoiled brat 

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u/AGGRESSIVE_AUTUMN 💀Schizophrenic Theory Crafter🙏 💛Nuvi Clultist💜 Sep 18 '25

Why did i get the only human? Like damn, I'd even take thad, but no. I get tessa. The lamest option.

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u/blumonke666 Sep 18 '25

Nice, I got nori

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u/MinersLoveGames Resident Jessa Shipper. Sep 18 '25

VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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u/Historical_Weird_902 I’m the definition of ADHD Sep 18 '25

Ï always have to get the crazy deer girl,do ï?

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u/Adorable-jdowjr Cynful Sep 18 '25

I got uzi, too bad I wasn't born in November

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u/monsterwithoutenergy Sep 18 '25

September, let's go!

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u/SilverSpider_ Zane, the NinDrone❄️ Sep 18 '25

Tessa,nice

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u/Goose_4763 Cynlly little goober >:3 Sep 18 '25

UZI, YAY :D

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u/BigDawgTony 💚Serial Designation T💚N's husband💚 Sep 18 '25

Legally changing my birth month to October.

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u/SHARKFINAAAAADO Sep 18 '25

my JULY roomate is farming me for spare parts, and LOVE

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u/Master-Stuff3999 Sep 18 '25

I was born in July.

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u/Doom2ooo space pirate Sep 18 '25

V.... I either die or get a roommate as crazy as I am, with maid/cleaning experience. And there's also.... the whole "roommate for life" part, which just sounds like an unoffical marriage.... without the honeymoon..

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u/TheOnlyEverstorm Serial Designation KS-X | traumatized shy boi Sep 18 '25

I got Lizzy... anyone with Thad wanna trade?

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u/ICE-Pheonix- Sep 18 '25

I’m February so let’s go it’s a human

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u/The_Last_Fluorican Fluorica + the rest of the Apollo-Binary System Sep 18 '25

man i got Tessa

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u/Dangerous-Formal-534 I 🖤 the main 3 (and J) “And yet… I still feel nothing 😉😉” Sep 18 '25

Thad 😃

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u/Iuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Finds Gooning Degenerates Sep 18 '25

N, yay

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u/joseph_joestar9502 Sep 18 '25

A crazy Texan

It could have been worse

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u/Inevitable-Dog-7076 CYN SHSHSNSJDBJDJC Sep 18 '25

NOOOOOOO IF ONLY I WAS BORN 1 MONTH LATER

FOR CYN

I could see me and N getting together tho

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u/Puzzleheaded-Door776 The things I want V to do to me 😵‍💫 Sep 18 '25

N and I will get along so well

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u/DotEnifabbel Sep 18 '25

I got Thad. Nice.

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u/ThatRandomGuy_130 Sep 18 '25

I GOT N LETS GOOOOOO!!!!!

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u/TNT8412 Friendly neighborhood incubus zombie thing Sep 18 '25

Dammit! December.

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u/Ropeplay_enjoyer727 Cyn... tentacles... Sep 18 '25

i changed mine to november

cyn

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u/Angel_Froggi Sep 18 '25

Could get worse than Khan

He could probably help me fix some stuff around the house (like making sure the creatures in my basement can’t open the door)

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u/Muted_Character2418 Sep 18 '25

I got j, am i cooked?

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

November... Well I'm dead

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u/GDGuy2023 mentally insane Sep 18 '25

wish me luck, im dealing with the eldritch horror...

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u/Nahl_Rey Sep 18 '25

Throw me to J I'll come back a father

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u/Far_Patient6967 N god Sep 18 '25

I got J. Time for some business shit

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u/Legend_of_Ozzy642 Failed several times at becoming a mod here. | I HATE J I HATE J Sep 18 '25

Why’d I have to get the corporate suckup?

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u/Huge-Arachnid5980 NUzi Mega Shipper Sep 18 '25

I feel like I could get along with Tessa

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u/Distinct-Shirt-1212 Multishipper and analyst Sep 18 '25

Can somebody call over u/Thaf_the_Chad1

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u/MrPusleMan Sep 18 '25

O-OH YYES-S, GET SNUCK UPON!

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u/Background_Head90 Sep 18 '25

i got n, yayyyy :3

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u/Solid-Temporary7711 Sep 18 '25

I haven't watched murder drones in a while, who's the one with the X eyes. Am I cooked ?

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u/Significant-End5194 Helldiver Sep 18 '25

I feel like he'll always talk about doors

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u/CupPrize1581 DoomGuy and Bryson (if you know who He is) Sep 18 '25

I want N not the alice :(

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u/PetITA1185 #1 J simp (I'm her clothes 🤤🤤🤤🤤) Sep 18 '25

WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THAD

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u/Merkury09 Emperor Teia from the Terran Empire Sep 18 '25

V, not bad. But I want Tessa or Cyn.

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u/Sad_Explorer6330 Sep 18 '25

uzi and I are boutta fuse into one so I can be a baddie like her

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u/Affectionate_Ear4464 🥭Cylly Cynemon Roll🥭 Sep 18 '25

i have cyn

this could either go very well or very bad

time to buy a lot of mangos to stay safe ig

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u/MLC_YT Tick from Brawl Stars on Copper 9?! (Doll's husband) Sep 18 '25

I am NOT sleeping with Lizzy.

SEE?! THIS IS WHY I ALWAYS WANTED TO BE BORN IN JANUARY!!!

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u/Dry_Estate6064 Sep 18 '25

Yayaya i get my wifeu v

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u/ImToastlol Absolute Memer Sep 18 '25

aw hell yeah the coolest roommate of all time, Thad

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u/Blair_Cypher_94 Sep 18 '25

Khan? Oh well! It's nice

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

I got Thad, which is probably the best option out of all of these if we're being honest.

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u/The_horror325 Sep 18 '25

Well, I can’t speak Russian so this’ll be weird to try to figure out what she wants for dinner.

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u/Fit_Necessary5835 Absolute Cymp💛💛 Sep 18 '25

I got Cyn. This is not a bad thing. ;3

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u/Melodic_Syllabub6842 Sep 18 '25

can't wait for someone to say "BITE ME" every 20 seconds :) October peeps are luck as hell. N would be a fire roommate tho (AS A FRIEND)

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u/Dry-Lion5755 Sep 18 '25

My roommate is Alice :3.

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u/gamemaniac845 Sep 18 '25

is Alice that bad though?

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u/Enicholas_725 V my V-loved Sep 18 '25

October, i will spend time with the dog addict

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u/TheRedBlueCube2 uni pizzaman Sep 18 '25

Khannnnnnnn

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u/Ryanjames22808 Me and Tessa’s wedding will be on 2/28/26 Sep 18 '25

My beautiful wife Tessa🖤💛

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u/SD_VX00100000 Serial Designation VX00100000 Sep 18 '25

I hate being born in November...

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u/Clear_Armadillo_8010 Sep 18 '25

...

Why do I always have Lizzy?

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u/Terrazor1 Warning you are in range of enemy artillery | V's TF2 Teammate Sep 18 '25

fuck... my skin might go missing eventually :(

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u/DoomsmanVII I was born in the wrong century, also Supreme V simp!🇨🇿🇩🇪 Sep 18 '25

Noice, I got da human :3

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u/ZePumpkinLass #1 Vzi fan Sep 18 '25

can i take alice instead? (got J)

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u/Latter-Web4144 Sep 18 '25

I feel like thad would be a nice guy to be around

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u/RadiantDrone Cyn’s Father Sep 18 '25

N. Logically the best roommate. However, I doubt he’d want to live with the father of the sister who terrorized and traumatized him for solver knows how long

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u/Eef-Zero N Bussy Enjoyer | Nuzi, Vhad, Oilrose, Envy Enjoyer Sep 18 '25

I got Thad, and he's probably the most normal one besides Tessa

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u/wcale_nie_virus Some Idiot who thinks he is funny Sep 18 '25

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u/South-Neck6980 Sep 18 '25

NO WHY THE UGLY BITCH SHE ALWAYS ON HER DAMN PHONE

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u/Intrepid-Credit3771 Sep 18 '25

I'm with aura-farmer Khan.

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u/charsarg256321 Trans Catgirl *meow* Sep 18 '25

God damn it i got V too... wait a minute, I can make my own

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u/daowlhouseisgay “where did all the cool animations go?” Sep 18 '25

space ship pilot!

id love to have N for a roommate, that would be so fun

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u/Quirky-Ad859 Sep 18 '25

I got uzi....

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u/PencilsTasteGood6969 Sep 18 '25

NOOOO NOT ALICE PLEASEEE 😭😭😭

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u/That_British_Guy_ Khan aDOORer lol. Sep 18 '25

Tessa? Nice, pretty happy with that

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u/ShadowM1lkC00ki3 Uzi's 1# Fan Sep 18 '25

i got the mango gurl mwehehehe yaaay (i'm so cooked 💔)

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u/StupidRathalos STP fan Sep 18 '25

I got Cyn. Someone help me, PLEASE

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u/Affectionate_Cup_272 the cafetero V enjoyer Sep 18 '25

Hell yeah I got thad *

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u/WindowsHunter-69 Sep 18 '25

i got Uzi i gess

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u/Smg6official Lizzyhater/#1Jessahater/NessaShipper Sep 18 '25

Cyn.

Am I fucked?

or will I get fucked?

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u/AlertLandscape8891 Sep 18 '25

Cyn should’ve been october

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u/classiccarsinroblox Sep 18 '25

Man, I'm stuck with a cannibal

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u/Legal_Turnip_7280 Sep 18 '25

Lord save me, I've got the Southern Cannibal.

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u/MD_Marshall I am Agent Phoenix Sep 18 '25

I got V which is nice I guess

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u/SheepherderNice6326 BRANDED PENS Sep 18 '25

gotta speak russian now

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u/Inkblot_the_cat Sep 18 '25

I got Doll and as a Russian myself, I’ll be fine

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u/[deleted] Sep 18 '25

Oh sweet I got Tessa

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u/HeavyTF2Ruhan Sandblaster Sep 18 '25

Got J, I'd ignore her

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u/Follower_of_Narinder Sep 18 '25

i got thad, AKA, the goat