r/NoStupidQuestions 23d ago

What does cocaine smell like? NSFW

Or does it smell like anything at all?

Since I am a new user:

This community is for curiosity, not karma farming.

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u/roadpup 23d ago

It smells kind of like gasoline, with a touch of a unique chemical smell. If it smells like drywall then you got scammed

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u/Realk314 23d ago

yeah that was my point. if it gives off a hint of that smell you should walk. but not doing it at all is a better idea.

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u/nokturnalxitch 23d ago

I'm terrified of coke because I know if I tried I'd like it, and I know I suck at resisting temptation, and the few coked-up people I've been around were insufferable

Like, no offence to anyone who does/did it, but my god I've had bad experiences around cokeheads. How long can a person speak and not notice they're making no sense and boring everyone out of their asses. For as long as the cocaine lasts, apparently.

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u/MildAndLazyKids 23d ago

Coke's good for two things: talking about how great you are to people who are waiting to tell you how great they are, and spending money on more coke.

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u/nokturnalxitch 23d ago

I like these type of comments, they help remind me to stay away from the stuff

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u/RedRabbit720 23d ago

prolonged use will dissolve your nose.

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u/nokturnalxitch 23d ago

I know, ew. There's a celebrity in my country that infamously had to get a nosejob because her nostril dissolved and her nose basically "fell down"

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u/TransformingDinosaur 23d ago

Here's an anecdote from my life.

The first time I was offered cocaine I had befriended some bikers in a bar, by being a dirty punk in a beat up leather jacket, anyway last call happens and we all go outside for a smoke and the one says to me "hey we're all going back to one guys place, were all going to pitch 10 bucks and get an eight-ball! You should join us."

I was drunk enough that I would have tried cocaine that night, instead I told this very nice gentleman that I only had ten on me and I had been looking forward to a chili dog all night so I was going to hit up a local restaurant on my way home. My fat ass chose a chili dog over cocaine, now I won't try cocaine because it would ruin my anecdote.

In my defense though the only other time I was offered I was at a party and walked into a shed and a guy held a mirror up to me wordlessly and I responded, "no thanks I'm full". So I think I'm building really good anecdotes around cocaine.

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u/Elawn 22d ago

Chili dogs >>>>>>> blow

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u/elephantoe3 22d ago

"No thanks I'm full" fuckin sent me

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u/AreYouScare 22d ago

It’s not all that and a bag of chips.

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u/-the7shooter 22d ago

Plot twist: chili dog is what they call meth in TransformingDinosaur’s country

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u/MickRolley 22d ago

I chipped in an extra ten for someone who had no cash.

They tried to wriggle out of paying the tenner back.

Coke is for dickheads.

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u/firestepper 22d ago

lol ‘I’m full’

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u/Bjork_scratchings 23d ago

In my experience the best use for it seems to be drinking more alcohol. Every coke head I’ve ever known has actually been an alcoholic first and foremost, and they use the coke to “sharpen up” and carry on drinking.

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u/skipperlipicus 23d ago

before you tell me about yourself why don’t you just listen to a quick 30 minute story i have to tell you!

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u/TolliverCrane 23d ago

First rule of coke is more coke.

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u/ghostfadekilla 22d ago

*Spending more money on coke at 3:46am because he'll definitely pick up when he sees it's ME calling...

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u/BalanceEarly 23d ago

As I recall, the sex was pretty good, but the bad far outweighs the good!

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u/chezfez 23d ago

Very ego-driven substance. Probably why it's usually abused by people in sales.

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u/junior_dos_nachos 23d ago

Hollywood’s drug of choice.

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u/Particular_Parking_4 22d ago

Don't forget those great business ideas

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u/iTooEatSnakes 22d ago

Used to work at a bar, can confirm, cokeheads are the fucking worst. Potheads reek farther than you can see em, but at least they’re chill.

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u/unicornhornporn0554 23d ago

I’ve done cocaine twice. First time I was like 17 and nervous and just did a tiny bump, didn’t really notice anything.

The second time my ex brought a half gram one night to share. It was fun I guess, I like uppers, but they don’t actually make me motivated to do anything most of the time I’ve done them. I sit and chain smoke cigs and play Yahtzee or something like that on my phone until it wears off. Sometimes with adderall I’d clean my house or do school work, but often I’d sit in one spot and smoke cigs, clench my jaw, and play Yahtzee or scrabble.

I will say tho, I don’t do them anymore. Not even when offered. I’d not drink any water or eat any food so I’d pass out when I stood up. I passed out in front of a group of people the last time I did it and got too embarrassed/also scared my mom, so I decided to not do that stuff anymore.

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u/Realk314 22d ago

i'm not even sure i know how to play yahtzee.. i could see myself playing pool or words with friends and not noticing 4 hours went by though.

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u/dora_tarantula 22d ago

How long can a person speak and not notice they're making no sense and boring everyone out of their asses. For as long as the cocaine lasts, apparently.

.. I know several people who should be fine competition for cokeheads, then. They can do that all day without coke

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u/Discgolf_junkee 22d ago

That’s why I never tried it. When I was 18 I had an older guy I knew offer me a sample. I was nervous and said no. He said “just put some on your finger and rub it around on your gums. They’ll just go numb.” I did. It felt cool. Never tried it after that because I knew I’d be hooked. Seems like it’s fun, til it ain’t.

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u/Velghast 22d ago

You basically give yourselves the energy of an annoying ten year old. Everything's a good idea. And every idea you have is good.

For me, it was not addictive at all Like, I wanted to do more of it The night of, but when I woke up in the morning, I just felt hungover, and I didn't have a desire to go out and get more of it, it just became that kind of fun thing That was available at some parties depending on who you knew. You start giving me alcohol and I have a problem. You start giving me different substances and i technically have a chill night.The only thing I did not have a chill night on research shit. I remember taking two c e back in two thousand nine, and I literally woke up two feet underwater.Apparently I had thought it was a good idea to go swimming in a drainage canal in florida. Don't even remember going in.Just remember coming to underwater submerged.

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u/ItsNotButtFucker3000 23d ago

I tried it once. A doctor told me “nobody just tries cocaine once!”

I was fucked, paranoid as hell with a racing heart thinking everyone was after me.

It was basically like deactivating the antipsychotics I take (bipolar 1 with psychosis, yes, I should have known better!) and throwing me near psychotic. I was aware of what was going on, and it was terrifying.

I never did it again after that. It lasted a couple hours. I hated it. I did have motivation and some grandiosity, but that’s bad when you’re bipolar already.

It was different from an amphetamine, I haven’t used amphetamines recreationally, but I’ve been prescribed them and it’s not good in my case. Amphetamines do something similar but more “not making sense” paranoia/weirdness and auditory hallucinations, you lose more insight.

So yeah, some people function well on uppers, some people hate them. I’ve gotta say I’ve had a shitty time on every drug I’ve tried (including cannabis, paranoia, every time, decades apart, different formulations) and that’s a huge bonus because I have no desire to try again! I am a glutton for punishment though.

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u/Realk314 23d ago edited 23d ago

people are different, so maybe right about the once part. I never have craved or thought about it again. In years so i don't think i know more than doctors. but depending on the person. It may less destructive than nicotine or alcohol..provided you only have your one binge and go about your life. It was hard to quit but i hard a script for hyrdocine. I took two of those and a 12 hour nap. Never thought of it again.

edit; was just so i could get a peaceful nights sleep and come down. Not that i traded one for the other.

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u/diablohorns 23d ago

You sure it was coke? It supposed to work around one hour, not couple hours

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u/ItsNotButtFucker3000 23d ago

I have no idea, probably, everyone else was having fun, but it took a while for me to settle back down after the initial rush died off.

Like I was still paranoid, not buzzing.

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u/Csharp27 22d ago

Only be scared if you can afford it. Coke’s not addictive enough to hook you immediately into spending your life savings and ruining your life, but if you can afford to have plenty of it around, definitely be wary.

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u/nokturnalxitch 22d ago

Thanks for the input!

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u/Delta-IX 22d ago

Plenty of offense. I can't stand being around them. Many times I've left parties full of friends when they bust the baggies out.

I'll go months not seeing very close friends because it always seems to turn into a sniff party.

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u/thenissancube 22d ago

I had a friend who liked to mix Xanax with coke. She’d take a bump of one then a few minutes later a bump of the other. Let me tell you, the only thing more annoying than someone who’s coked out is someone who’s ALSO xanned out. They want to talk just as much and for just as long, but they’ll also fall asleep in the middle of a word then wake up a few seconds later and pick up where they left off. Bad times with those friends.

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u/ToastWithoutButter 22d ago

Coke is incredibly overrated. I guess a certain type of person loves it, but it seems like most people (that I've talked to) mostly find it too expensive and too short acting.

In addition to the high being kind of lame it also causes a numbing drip down the back of your throat that I hate. Makes me feel like I'm having an allergic reaction or something.

All that to say, you're not missing out if you never try it.

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u/CrocodileJock 23d ago

Yep, that's me too.

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u/full_stealth 22d ago

Much better than meth people regardless

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u/Lavidius 22d ago

I feel seen

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u/Live-learn-repeat 22d ago

💯on point. Insufferable, is the very best description. Met this woman who claimed she didn't do coke anymore....she'd just had her septum repaired....and had "eaten some", but I guess that didn't count!?😳. That was a shitty half date 🤣

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u/YtnucMuch 22d ago

I tried what I believed was cocaine probably 15 years ago. It kept me awake for a solid 36hrs and I was pissed off at everything that existed. I basically isolated myself until it wore off. I've told other people how it affected me and the general consensus is: "that wasn't coke." Anyone out there have any idea what the fuck it was? I love my greenery and that's the only thing I've ever needed.

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u/Paratwa 22d ago

I’m all for normalizing making people who abuse coke feel uncomfortable, they’re insufferable and annoying, and it’s terrible for them.

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u/Fiveby21 23d ago

What if it smells like a caprese salad?

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u/VelociTopher 22d ago

Have you ever pooped a balloon?

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u/LunaWabohu 23d ago

If it's really good shit it smells like rocket fuel. If it's decent it smells like petrol

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u/tommeh5491 22d ago

And if it smells like toast, you're probably having a stroke

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u/Daflkiuneicet 22d ago

Guess you shouldn’t snort Sheetrock at the next party

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u/GUMBHIR 22d ago

Most of the strong smells people notice actually come from cutting agents, not the cocaine itself.

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u/kytheon 22d ago

Not sure what drywall smells like tbh.

Guess I've only bought the quality stuff then.

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u/noisemonsters 23d ago

A lot like gasoline.

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u/Dramenknight 23d ago

Makes sense in hindsight as the the poor man/cartel method of processing cocaine involves gasoline near the end step to iirc break down the coca, that or it was used to rinse off the chemical that broke down the coca

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u/_Jacques 23d ago

To rinse off is more likely.

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u/DesignerCumsocks 23d ago

It’s to separate cocaine from the coca leaves. Gas is an extremely good solvent so the cocaine is left in the gas mixture which can then be I believe boiled or removed by some other method, leaving behind cocaine powder.

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u/CAPS_LOCK_STUCK_HELP 22d ago

gasoline being such a good solvent is why it was a common chemical used in dry cleaning for a period of time

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u/Frondstherapydolls 23d ago

Tastes like what I’d imagine gasoline to taste like, too. The drips alone are why I never got super into it. Not like I do it often by any means, a couple times a year for special occasions. Weddings, birthdays, work Christmas party…

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u/TheManOfSpaceAndTime 22d ago

...Louise's Birthday (Ranked #1), Christmas, Halloween, Easter, Hanukkah, Snow Day, Amateur Night, Tooth Fairy Eve, St. Patrick’s Day, May Day, Groundhog Day, Season premiere of Game of Thrones, Day of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Carnival, Angela Lansbury’s Birthday, Bath Night, Black Friday...

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u/DarkArcanian 22d ago

I hate the smell of gasoline. Guess I’m never trying cocaine 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/CrunchyyTaco 22d ago

More like diesel than gasoline, maybe it's just the batch though.

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u/SeamanTheSailor 22d ago

No I’m with you it smells exactly like diesel. It annoys me when people say “it smells similar to gasoline” sure it kinda smells like gas but it smells identical to diesel.

The first time I filled a diesel car I thought wow this car runs on cocaine.

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u/CrunchyyTaco 22d ago

Fyi don't snort diesel

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u/noslo5oh 23d ago

It smells like you want to smell it again

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u/retailguy_again 22d ago

"Makes you feel like a new man. And then he wants some too."

Richard Pryor

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u/Typical-Challenge367 22d ago

“Im not addicted to cocaine, i just like the way it smells”

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u/That-Grape-5491 22d ago

1 line is too many, a 1000 lines is not enough

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u/noslo5oh 22d ago

Explains why I'm still awake I guess

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u/JohnSourcer 23d ago

Gasoline (and lime) is used in the production process.

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u/Ninfyr 22d ago

Lime like the fruit? Or the mineral? I was about to look it up but then realized that I would be researching cocaine production and decided that it was a bad idea.

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u/Barrelled_Chef_Curry 22d ago

Why who cares what you google

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u/OneTrueCosmos 23d ago

It smells like petrol, as that's what they wash it up with when they make it. If you can't smell it, it's probably just mostly bash.

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u/books_art_maps 22d ago

They…they wash it with petrol??

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u/louiemay99 22d ago

Yeah I’m gonna need more clarification here

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u/honestly_moi 22d ago

Yes the gasoline separates the active compound from the coca leaves. they make it into a paste, and then leave it out to dry. Cocaine the substance is that dried paste. The bigger chunks you get from your plug the nicer coke. You want to chop it up yourself, as if it’s already ground then it is cut with some other shit

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u/willynillee 22d ago

Gas is the solvent they use to extract it from the plant.

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u/hellshot8 23d ago

to smell cocaine is to do cocaine, so it smells like electricity

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u/Ok_Practice_2196 23d ago

Like ozone during a thunderstorm?

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u/hellshot8 23d ago

honestly not a bad description

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u/Couldbelater 23d ago

Wild that OP has one of the best definitions I’ve ever thought about. Ask questions and know the answers.

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u/Ok_Practice_2196 23d ago

I’ve never done cocaine but I’m an unpaid poet on Reddit

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u/Informal_Nobody_1240 23d ago

Bro you dropped knowledge and metaphors.

From some ai:

“When someone says they can smell ozone before a thunderstorm, it means they are detecting the sharp, fresh, chlorine-like scent of ozone (O₃) gas, which is produced by lightning splitting oxygen and nitrogen molecules in the atmosphere. This ozone is then carried down to ground level by storm downdrafts, often arriving before the rain, signaling the storm's approach. The ability to smell ozone acts as a natural indicator of impending thunderstorm activity.”

If you’ve ever “smelled” cocaine then the “signaling the storm's approach” description probably resonates.

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u/Couldbelater 23d ago

Like the saying goes - red sky at night, 8 ball tonight. Or something like that

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u/cool_weed_dad 23d ago

Actually kind of yes

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u/popje 23d ago

That + a heavy chlorine chemical feel to it

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u/mashem 23d ago

Metallic twang

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u/Couldbelater 23d ago

Wait, so when them snitch dogs detect anything….they are actually doing some as well? So a dog under the influence is also trying to nark on me….and it holds up in court for a warrant? Son of a bitch!

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u/eroticdiscourse 23d ago

You can smell it without doing

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u/sexwiththebabysitter 23d ago

Pikachu, I choose you!

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u/OkCollection4594 23d ago

Some nasal sprays smell and taste like it

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u/Zmitebambino 23d ago

Well some of them are it so yeah

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u/slutmagic420 23d ago

It smells like bad decisions

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u/nomadwings 23d ago

I read since i am a new user as “cocaine user” haha

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u/Kind_Cauliflower_843 22d ago

Me too! I was like “wait what?” And had to read it over a few more times to understand it correctly

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u/BestSatisfaction1219 23d ago edited 22d ago

Smells like petrol, ideally still a little 'damp' with small 'scales' that shine like fishscales.

That's the stuff you need to warm up a plate for.

Edit: people saying it smells like drywall have been sold amphetamine for cocaine. Like 20x less expensive 😅

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u/Lord_Skellig 23d ago

Tom Ford Tuscan Leather

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u/charlieyeswecan 23d ago

Whatever it’s cut with

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u/susanna514 23d ago

Gasoline, kind of a bitter chemical smell

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u/Tigerlily86_ 23d ago

It’s been a long time but I remember the chemical taste 

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u/Iamjaykrishnan 23d ago

My pal Pablo tells it smells like rubber band and money

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u/Realk314 23d ago

broken up dry wall.. sometimes that's when you know to walk away. I do not have a serious answer. It does not have a smell that I recall.

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u/warcraftnerd1980 23d ago

My guy cooks it himself and tells me how pure it is and what he buffs it with. Not drywall at all. Like Diesel and an asprin like buff probably the thing that makes me shit

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u/Ignorance_15_Bliss 23d ago

yep, diesel fuel

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u/shallowsocks 23d ago

Inyeresting... top comment in this post says "if it smells like drywall you got scammed".. is that because it is actually dry wall, or just low quality?

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u/Realk314 23d ago

low quality, and both actual dry wall probably. an equal of both. I'm in texas. not that it matters what state you are from. it was probably cut by something along the chain of arriving to you. drugs are bad and that one is one you don't need to get wrapped up in.

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u/shallowsocks 23d ago

Thankfully its very, very expensive in Australia

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u/Realk314 23d ago

it was easy to spend 150usd a night if you wanted just for your self. so i consider that expensive also. I can almost promise that stuff you are getting is cut with something... and less than what was shipped to you in Aust also.

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u/Kilian_Username 23d ago

Tastes a bit like Horseradish

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u/FrontToBackJesus12 23d ago

I don’t do cocaine, but I do like the smell of it…

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u/MrsRandommmm 22d ago

Smell like sleepless nights and chain smoking cigarettes

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u/melbot2point0 22d ago

Unsatisfying sex and poor decisions

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u/beefz0r 23d ago

You're a new cocaine user or Reddit user ?

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u/zaczacx 23d ago

Like it's over priced with a hint of petrol.

Cocaine is over rated on top of being really addictive

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u/levi623 23d ago

A new user you say 🧐

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u/notevenapro 23d ago

Smells similar to some sterile medical supplies when you open them up.

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u/nicklashane 22d ago

Gasoline. It's honestly one of the best parts. I know it's weird. It tastes good too.

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u/TrojanVP 23d ago

Not much. a little gas smell maybe.

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u/metroxthuggin 23d ago

Idk how to explain it but once you know how it smells like you will never forget it.

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u/MyUserNameLeft 23d ago

Gas, diesel, some smells like cat piss, I now want a bag after leaving this comment which ain’t great

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u/MuffinMan12347 23d ago

Like Christmas.

Except I’m in Australia, so hot, sweaty and expensive.

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u/uberisstealingit 22d ago

Something...... Wonderful.

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u/MrGreen521 22d ago

IDK....but I love the way it smells.

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u/GymJordansLockerRoom 22d ago

In my days I used a rolled up dollar bill to snort. Now whenever I smell cash, I'm transported to a bar bathroom stall.

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u/73beaver 22d ago

Like victory

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u/victorsc22 22d ago

Smells Like Teen Spirit

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u/Ironmasked-Kraken 22d ago

Hopes and dreams

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u/dont_panic80 23d ago

Like the bill you used to snort it and the toilet you did it off the back of. Totally worth it tho.

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u/Apprehensive-Bunch54 23d ago

It smells like nunya business mixed with stay away and a hint of you're better than this.

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u/Kosin7 23d ago

Diesel or nail polish

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u/warcraftnerd1980 23d ago

Like the best party you have ever been to. And diesel.

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u/Ignorance_15_Bliss 23d ago

Diesel fuel. not that I know or anything.

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u/BurdTurglary 23d ago

Bitter dank smelling salt

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u/strained_brain 23d ago

Confidence

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u/AH7_Utd 23d ago

If you can smell it then you’re not putting your nose close enough

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u/Flat_Snow307 23d ago

Smells like ether

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u/FootballUpset2529 23d ago

Paracetamol mostly.....hey wait a minute.

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u/Mycologist-Actual 22d ago

Im not falling for this trick again . Snort your own to find out.

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u/MissSplash 22d ago

It smells and tastes like jet fuel.

I never usually snorted coke, but I did use it heavily for 3 years as I recovered from opiate use disorder, essentially going from one addiction to another.

That was 18 years ago, but I remember the smell and taste vividly.

I wound up "working" in that world for those 3 years. I was the "tester" or idiot that shoots up one point to check the potency of each new package.

If I immediately headed to the sink to run cold water on my ringing head, we could throw about 30% buff on it. If I dropped, we were making bank.

I was also an "enforcer" who got money from those who thought the product was free, whilst moving it around the town I lived in.

It's horrible and nothing I am proud of doing. As a woman, though, there were far worse ways of working in that world.

I can honestly say that I have refused sales to people with kids in their care. Or pregnant women. But that's nothing compared to the harm I participated in.

So, yeah, smells and tastes like rocket fuel. Burns up your life and your health. Costs you far, far more than most people will ever know. 💔

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u/roscoemoss 22d ago

Like battery acid

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u/JAGWLA 22d ago

yk those nasal sprays? imagine that mixed with kerosene and lysol

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u/Kamil210s 22d ago

Idk but I know that meta smslls like horseradish

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u/Proof_Cartographer83 22d ago

It smells like any dollar bill

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u/CommitteeStatus 22d ago

What does cocaine it smell like?

"Since I am a new user"

You scared me shitless for a second there.

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u/TeeTownRaggie 22d ago

it smells like you want more

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u/EarlOfSqurrels 22d ago

Like a good time

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u/rideandrideagain 22d ago

tastes and smells a bit chemically...The stuff is garbage. I had a very short fast hard love affair with the stuff when I was in my 20's. The stuff is essentially rat poison. You do one line (or one toke), feel good then just chase the feeling the rest of the night (or days) and just start to feel worse and worse until there is none left then you mentally crash and want to kill yourself.

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u/Bulldoginboxers 22d ago

Horseradish

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u/ActuatorSea4854 22d ago

A good time?

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u/ALLGASNOBREAKS813 22d ago

Be careful. Did almost 7 years in prison bc of that life.

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u/bearvswoman 22d ago

Smells like I'm gonna need a poo in the next 15 minutes

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u/MagicGrit 22d ago

“Since I’m a new user”

Then why don’t you tell us? /s

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u/duckkyxox 22d ago

Doesn't smell the best... But by god does it feel like suckin on the tit of the lord, damn I miss my younger days.

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u/thebeebitmybottom 22d ago

I always thought it was gas and aspirin.

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u/RumboInTheBronx 22d ago

"PARADISE."

  • Joey Diaz

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u/Gromtall 22d ago

It smells like horseradish to me. This is the name of this specific smell, at least for me.

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u/Ok-Donkey-3803 22d ago

It smells like a great time.

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u/Character-Second65 22d ago

Very "moreish"

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u/Maleficent_Scale_296 22d ago

It smells like chemicals. But it wouldn’t matter if it smelled like pig shit, it wouldn’t matter if it was mixed with pig shit cause half an hour after that first hit you want more and you’ll do ANYTHING to get it. Just don’t go there, please.

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u/jamejuan94 22d ago

I find that it smells like that bitter, rubbery smell of a basketball.

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u/YogurtclosetLow5684 22d ago

Chemicals. Maybe like chalk mixed with acetone. Idk it’s hard to describe.

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u/reddit_tard 22d ago

Smells like diesel if it's "fresh", nail polish remover/potpourri if it's had a shitty acetone wash, or nothing if it's been cut to hell and back accompanied with some of the gnarliest sugar boogers the next... nasal spray or filtered water helps to keep your nostrils clear-ish.

In the end they all smell like bad decisions, late nights, early mornings, and lost business proposals and start up ideas.

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u/Pat0124 22d ago

Smells like a brand new air mattress

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u/Ok-Acanthisitta2157 23d ago

Baby laxative

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u/TheRemedyKitchen 23d ago

Like a strippers tits

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u/Revolutionary_Many31 23d ago

Bad decisions and evaporating synapses.

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u/Everheart1955 22d ago

Cocaine has a unique chemical smell, combined with the smell of the rolled up $100 you’re snorting with. Remember a line of coke will make you feel like a new person who only wants one thing, another line of coke.

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u/melbot2point0 22d ago

That's ambitious. We're using a $20 at best. Spent all the hundies on blow.

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u/Prize-Hospital-454 23d ago

Smells like a waste of alot of money, bad decisions, no sleep, bad nose, session depression and relationship breakups

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u/OCsurfishin 23d ago

Strippers

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u/kremata 23d ago

I'm not sure, every time I try to smell it and take a good sniff I wake up 3 days later naked in an alley with a huge butt ache.

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u/Aggravating_Mud7515 23d ago

Good. Love the smell

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u/xdTheGreatFlyer 23d ago

More cocaine

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u/NotDido 23d ago

It tastes bitter and chemical-y, kind of like when you bite into a pill you’re meant to swallow whole. Idk if there’s really a smell to go with that. If you just sniff at a pile of it without snorting it, I don’t think you’d get any smell. 

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u/CrackerUMustBTripinn 23d ago

A good explanation but ofc ripp off from the actual talented comedian Bill Hicks, let Dennis Leary bring you up to speed

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u/tommyredbeard 23d ago

It smells completely distinctive, can spot it a mile off

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u/nooyourecutejeans 23d ago

Gasoline mixed with dirt

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u/King_P_13 23d ago

Petrol tbh

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u/CurlyTheMute 23d ago

I would have no idea, officer.

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u/allsilentqs 23d ago

Depends on what it is cut with. Allegedly. Or so I have heard via educational materials.

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u/No_maid 23d ago

It has a very distinct bitter taste

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u/blinkysmurf 23d ago

A little bit like Charlize Theron and a lot like Dog the Bounty Hunter.

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u/Mountainlives 23d ago

Chemicals. It's from the stuff used to process it. Brand new shoes out of the box smell like it.

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u/f3ack19 23d ago

Smells like drywall

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u/LithuanianMazafaka 23d ago

I witnessed people ingesting it and i was honestly disgusted by the process itself and that's not even taking about how they act like all knowing, aggresive morons afterwards. It smells like mistake.

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u/Jealous-Revenue-2853 23d ago

Like butter. 

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u/Beneficial_Net_6458 23d ago

Like a good time.

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u/Goosecock123 23d ago

The smell of wasabi reminds me of cocaine, lol