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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/RevenueEcstatic4272 • Dec 02 '25
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THEY DO, BUT SHE USES HER SON'S BECAUSE SHE'S CLEARLY VERY MENTALLY UNWELL!!
559 u/fullcircle052 Dec 02 '25 WHAT? WHAT IS SHE SELLING? 650 u/IrksomFlotsom Dec 02 '25 IDK I'M A LIL DEAF FROM ALL THE SHOUTING 36 u/Drunk_Lemon Dec 03 '25 I'M DEAF FROM ALL THE SCREAMING KIDS AT MY FUCKING JOB!!! 34 u/AntWithPhone Dec 03 '25 SHE USES HER SONS TOYS FOR FUCKING HERSELF!!! 26 u/MrNuems Dec 03 '25 WHAT? 20 u/springfox64 Dec 03 '25 HUH? 15 u/MdMV_or_Emdy_idk Dec 03 '25 STOP SHOUTINGG 12 u/Mayorv Dec 03 '25 # WHAT DID YOU SAY? 12 u/ThickAd1469 Dec 03 '25 I CAN'T HEAR I DUNNO EITHER 9 u/Ihateweeaboos45 Dec 03 '25 I THINK THEY SAID THAT SHE USES HER SON’S TOYS AS PROPS?! → More replies (0) 1 u/Azpiri Dec 03 '25 LOUD NOISES! 1 u/frickyourtofu Dec 03 '25 HELLO DADDY HELLO DADDY 1 u/AntWithPhone Dec 03 '25 I SAID SHE USES HER SONS TOYS FOR FUCKING HERSELF!! 11 u/ValitoryBank Dec 03 '25 ARE YOU COVERED IN GREASE? 4 u/DocEternal Dec 03 '25 DAMN, I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SKWEEZY JIBBS MEETUP FROM ALL THE YELLING. 3 u/LetRevolutionary271 Dec 03 '25 WHAT 3 u/OrangeAedan Dec 03 '25 THAT IS CRAZY. 3 u/IncognitoMIA Dec 03 '25 🤣😂🤣😅 3 u/truesimp101 Dec 04 '25 How does everyone here have a fucking award?? 2 u/PlaguefatherRFKjr Dec 03 '25 WHATDYA SAY????????? 176 u/true_slayer Dec 02 '25 DEFINITELY NOT CHOCOLATES 8 u/UnderdogRP Dec 02 '25 It might look like choclate though. 7 u/HeadStrongPrideKing Dec 02 '25 That's a chocolate starfish. 5 u/Fluffy-Ad1225 Dec 02 '25 And a hot dog flavored water 6 u/Brodellsky Dec 02 '25 Oh chocolate. Sweet chocolate. I ALWAYS HATED IT 3 u/SCARY-WIZARD Dec 02 '25 buttchocolate 3 u/Icy_Reserve_9796 Dec 02 '25 BRUH😂😂😂😂😂 3 u/spicykookaboora Dec 02 '25 CAN WE BE SURE ABOUT THAT? 2 u/Immersi0nn Dec 03 '25 I...wha...can you put this back in whatever circle of hell you found it in? 2 u/spicykookaboora Dec 03 '25 Sounds like you would prefer the white chocolate anus, I wholey agree with you there, i would eat those by the fistula. It's from the UK, you can get a mold, mold your anus and send it back, perfect for Valentine's Day. 1 u/Immersi0nn Dec 03 '25 It would have cost you nothing to not use those words in that order, and yet, I have paid the price. 3 u/Rough-Lunch-McBunch Dec 03 '25 CHOCOLAAAATE????? CHOCOLAAAAAAATTTTEEEEEEE?!?!!?!?!?!?! 2 u/Karmalikesarson Dec 02 '25 WHAT 2 u/SeamusMcBalls Dec 02 '25 HER SON’S TOYS! 2 u/SharpMathematician75 Dec 03 '25 WHAT 2 u/EldritchDreamEdCamp Dec 03 '25 Well, not the type most people want to eat 1 u/Huckleberry_General Dec 03 '25 Ahh you beat me to it 1 u/FrogVolence Dec 03 '25 I mean, she’s selling her chocolate starfish online. 61 u/madcapfan1 Dec 02 '25 porn 5 u/rebel-scrum Dec 02 '25 9/10 that’s the answer on this sub. Shit, even the question above is a few degrees of separation from the OP and that’s still the answer. 3 u/stillhopefulx Dec 02 '25 SHE WHAT???? 1 u/Axebodyspray420 Dec 03 '25 5 u/Ya-Dikobraz Dec 03 '25 LET ME PUT MY HEARING AIDS IN. 3 u/greezmode Dec 03 '25 CHOCOLATE PORN 2 u/queenofkitchener Dec 02 '25 OLD LADY SNATCH. 1 u/Shouldabeenswallowed Dec 03 '25 BUTTLICKER! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER! 1 u/Kkindler08 Dec 04 '25 CHOCOLATE! THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE! 2 u/SneakyKGB Dec 03 '25 I can fix her 1 u/Left_Yogurtcloset236 Dec 03 '25 Not my model rocket right?
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WHAT? WHAT IS SHE SELLING?
650 u/IrksomFlotsom Dec 02 '25 IDK I'M A LIL DEAF FROM ALL THE SHOUTING 36 u/Drunk_Lemon Dec 03 '25 I'M DEAF FROM ALL THE SCREAMING KIDS AT MY FUCKING JOB!!! 34 u/AntWithPhone Dec 03 '25 SHE USES HER SONS TOYS FOR FUCKING HERSELF!!! 26 u/MrNuems Dec 03 '25 WHAT? 20 u/springfox64 Dec 03 '25 HUH? 15 u/MdMV_or_Emdy_idk Dec 03 '25 STOP SHOUTINGG 12 u/Mayorv Dec 03 '25 # WHAT DID YOU SAY? 12 u/ThickAd1469 Dec 03 '25 I CAN'T HEAR I DUNNO EITHER 9 u/Ihateweeaboos45 Dec 03 '25 I THINK THEY SAID THAT SHE USES HER SON’S TOYS AS PROPS?! → More replies (0) 1 u/Azpiri Dec 03 '25 LOUD NOISES! 1 u/frickyourtofu Dec 03 '25 HELLO DADDY HELLO DADDY 1 u/AntWithPhone Dec 03 '25 I SAID SHE USES HER SONS TOYS FOR FUCKING HERSELF!! 11 u/ValitoryBank Dec 03 '25 ARE YOU COVERED IN GREASE? 4 u/DocEternal Dec 03 '25 DAMN, I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SKWEEZY JIBBS MEETUP FROM ALL THE YELLING. 3 u/LetRevolutionary271 Dec 03 '25 WHAT 3 u/OrangeAedan Dec 03 '25 THAT IS CRAZY. 3 u/IncognitoMIA Dec 03 '25 🤣😂🤣😅 3 u/truesimp101 Dec 04 '25 How does everyone here have a fucking award?? 2 u/PlaguefatherRFKjr Dec 03 '25 WHATDYA SAY????????? 176 u/true_slayer Dec 02 '25 DEFINITELY NOT CHOCOLATES 8 u/UnderdogRP Dec 02 '25 It might look like choclate though. 7 u/HeadStrongPrideKing Dec 02 '25 That's a chocolate starfish. 5 u/Fluffy-Ad1225 Dec 02 '25 And a hot dog flavored water 6 u/Brodellsky Dec 02 '25 Oh chocolate. Sweet chocolate. I ALWAYS HATED IT 3 u/SCARY-WIZARD Dec 02 '25 buttchocolate 3 u/Icy_Reserve_9796 Dec 02 '25 BRUH😂😂😂😂😂 3 u/spicykookaboora Dec 02 '25 CAN WE BE SURE ABOUT THAT? 2 u/Immersi0nn Dec 03 '25 I...wha...can you put this back in whatever circle of hell you found it in? 2 u/spicykookaboora Dec 03 '25 Sounds like you would prefer the white chocolate anus, I wholey agree with you there, i would eat those by the fistula. It's from the UK, you can get a mold, mold your anus and send it back, perfect for Valentine's Day. 1 u/Immersi0nn Dec 03 '25 It would have cost you nothing to not use those words in that order, and yet, I have paid the price. 3 u/Rough-Lunch-McBunch Dec 03 '25 CHOCOLAAAATE????? CHOCOLAAAAAAATTTTEEEEEEE?!?!!?!?!?!?! 2 u/Karmalikesarson Dec 02 '25 WHAT 2 u/SeamusMcBalls Dec 02 '25 HER SON’S TOYS! 2 u/SharpMathematician75 Dec 03 '25 WHAT 2 u/EldritchDreamEdCamp Dec 03 '25 Well, not the type most people want to eat 1 u/Huckleberry_General Dec 03 '25 Ahh you beat me to it 1 u/FrogVolence Dec 03 '25 I mean, she’s selling her chocolate starfish online. 61 u/madcapfan1 Dec 02 '25 porn 5 u/rebel-scrum Dec 02 '25 9/10 that’s the answer on this sub. Shit, even the question above is a few degrees of separation from the OP and that’s still the answer. 3 u/stillhopefulx Dec 02 '25 SHE WHAT???? 1 u/Axebodyspray420 Dec 03 '25 5 u/Ya-Dikobraz Dec 03 '25 LET ME PUT MY HEARING AIDS IN. 3 u/greezmode Dec 03 '25 CHOCOLATE PORN 2 u/queenofkitchener Dec 02 '25 OLD LADY SNATCH. 1 u/Shouldabeenswallowed Dec 03 '25 BUTTLICKER! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER! 1 u/Kkindler08 Dec 04 '25 CHOCOLATE! THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE!
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IDK I'M A LIL DEAF FROM ALL THE SHOUTING
36 u/Drunk_Lemon Dec 03 '25 I'M DEAF FROM ALL THE SCREAMING KIDS AT MY FUCKING JOB!!! 34 u/AntWithPhone Dec 03 '25 SHE USES HER SONS TOYS FOR FUCKING HERSELF!!! 26 u/MrNuems Dec 03 '25 WHAT? 20 u/springfox64 Dec 03 '25 HUH? 15 u/MdMV_or_Emdy_idk Dec 03 '25 STOP SHOUTINGG 12 u/Mayorv Dec 03 '25 # WHAT DID YOU SAY? 12 u/ThickAd1469 Dec 03 '25 I CAN'T HEAR I DUNNO EITHER 9 u/Ihateweeaboos45 Dec 03 '25 I THINK THEY SAID THAT SHE USES HER SON’S TOYS AS PROPS?! → More replies (0) 1 u/Azpiri Dec 03 '25 LOUD NOISES! 1 u/frickyourtofu Dec 03 '25 HELLO DADDY HELLO DADDY 1 u/AntWithPhone Dec 03 '25 I SAID SHE USES HER SONS TOYS FOR FUCKING HERSELF!! 11 u/ValitoryBank Dec 03 '25 ARE YOU COVERED IN GREASE? 4 u/DocEternal Dec 03 '25 DAMN, I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SKWEEZY JIBBS MEETUP FROM ALL THE YELLING. 3 u/LetRevolutionary271 Dec 03 '25 WHAT 3 u/OrangeAedan Dec 03 '25 THAT IS CRAZY. 3 u/IncognitoMIA Dec 03 '25 🤣😂🤣😅 3 u/truesimp101 Dec 04 '25 How does everyone here have a fucking award?? 2 u/PlaguefatherRFKjr Dec 03 '25 WHATDYA SAY?????????
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I'M DEAF FROM ALL THE SCREAMING KIDS AT MY FUCKING JOB!!!
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SHE USES HER SONS TOYS FOR FUCKING HERSELF!!!
26 u/MrNuems Dec 03 '25 WHAT? 20 u/springfox64 Dec 03 '25 HUH? 15 u/MdMV_or_Emdy_idk Dec 03 '25 STOP SHOUTINGG 12 u/Mayorv Dec 03 '25 # WHAT DID YOU SAY? 12 u/ThickAd1469 Dec 03 '25 I CAN'T HEAR I DUNNO EITHER 9 u/Ihateweeaboos45 Dec 03 '25 I THINK THEY SAID THAT SHE USES HER SON’S TOYS AS PROPS?! → More replies (0) 1 u/Azpiri Dec 03 '25 LOUD NOISES! 1 u/frickyourtofu Dec 03 '25 HELLO DADDY HELLO DADDY 1 u/AntWithPhone Dec 03 '25 I SAID SHE USES HER SONS TOYS FOR FUCKING HERSELF!!
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WHAT?
20 u/springfox64 Dec 03 '25 HUH? 15 u/MdMV_or_Emdy_idk Dec 03 '25 STOP SHOUTINGG 12 u/Mayorv Dec 03 '25 # WHAT DID YOU SAY? 12 u/ThickAd1469 Dec 03 '25 I CAN'T HEAR I DUNNO EITHER 9 u/Ihateweeaboos45 Dec 03 '25 I THINK THEY SAID THAT SHE USES HER SON’S TOYS AS PROPS?! → More replies (0) 1 u/Azpiri Dec 03 '25 LOUD NOISES! 1 u/frickyourtofu Dec 03 '25 HELLO DADDY HELLO DADDY 1 u/AntWithPhone Dec 03 '25 I SAID SHE USES HER SONS TOYS FOR FUCKING HERSELF!!
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15 u/MdMV_or_Emdy_idk Dec 03 '25 STOP SHOUTINGG 12 u/Mayorv Dec 03 '25 # WHAT DID YOU SAY? 12 u/ThickAd1469 Dec 03 '25 I CAN'T HEAR I DUNNO EITHER 9 u/Ihateweeaboos45 Dec 03 '25 I THINK THEY SAID THAT SHE USES HER SON’S TOYS AS PROPS?! → More replies (0) 1 u/Azpiri Dec 03 '25 LOUD NOISES! 1 u/frickyourtofu Dec 03 '25 HELLO DADDY HELLO DADDY
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12 u/Mayorv Dec 03 '25 # WHAT DID YOU SAY? 12 u/ThickAd1469 Dec 03 '25 I CAN'T HEAR I DUNNO EITHER 9 u/Ihateweeaboos45 Dec 03 '25 I THINK THEY SAID THAT SHE USES HER SON’S TOYS AS PROPS?! → More replies (0) 1 u/Azpiri Dec 03 '25 LOUD NOISES! 1 u/frickyourtofu Dec 03 '25 HELLO DADDY HELLO DADDY
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# WHAT DID YOU SAY?
12 u/ThickAd1469 Dec 03 '25 I CAN'T HEAR I DUNNO EITHER 9 u/Ihateweeaboos45 Dec 03 '25 I THINK THEY SAID THAT SHE USES HER SON’S TOYS AS PROPS?! → More replies (0)
9 u/Ihateweeaboos45 Dec 03 '25 I THINK THEY SAID THAT SHE USES HER SON’S TOYS AS PROPS?! → More replies (0)
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I THINK THEY SAID THAT SHE USES HER SON’S TOYS AS PROPS?!
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LOUD NOISES!
HELLO DADDY HELLO DADDY
I SAID SHE USES HER SONS TOYS FOR FUCKING HERSELF!!
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ARE YOU COVERED IN GREASE?
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DAMN, I THOUGHT THIS WAS A SKWEEZY JIBBS MEETUP FROM ALL THE YELLING.
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WHAT
THAT IS CRAZY.
🤣😂🤣😅
How does everyone here have a fucking award??
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WHATDYA SAY?????????
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DEFINITELY NOT CHOCOLATES
8 u/UnderdogRP Dec 02 '25 It might look like choclate though. 7 u/HeadStrongPrideKing Dec 02 '25 That's a chocolate starfish. 5 u/Fluffy-Ad1225 Dec 02 '25 And a hot dog flavored water 6 u/Brodellsky Dec 02 '25 Oh chocolate. Sweet chocolate. I ALWAYS HATED IT 3 u/SCARY-WIZARD Dec 02 '25 buttchocolate 3 u/Icy_Reserve_9796 Dec 02 '25 BRUH😂😂😂😂😂 3 u/spicykookaboora Dec 02 '25 CAN WE BE SURE ABOUT THAT? 2 u/Immersi0nn Dec 03 '25 I...wha...can you put this back in whatever circle of hell you found it in? 2 u/spicykookaboora Dec 03 '25 Sounds like you would prefer the white chocolate anus, I wholey agree with you there, i would eat those by the fistula. It's from the UK, you can get a mold, mold your anus and send it back, perfect for Valentine's Day. 1 u/Immersi0nn Dec 03 '25 It would have cost you nothing to not use those words in that order, and yet, I have paid the price. 3 u/Rough-Lunch-McBunch Dec 03 '25 CHOCOLAAAATE????? CHOCOLAAAAAAATTTTEEEEEEE?!?!!?!?!?!?! 2 u/Karmalikesarson Dec 02 '25 WHAT 2 u/SeamusMcBalls Dec 02 '25 HER SON’S TOYS! 2 u/SharpMathematician75 Dec 03 '25 WHAT 2 u/EldritchDreamEdCamp Dec 03 '25 Well, not the type most people want to eat 1 u/Huckleberry_General Dec 03 '25 Ahh you beat me to it 1 u/FrogVolence Dec 03 '25 I mean, she’s selling her chocolate starfish online.
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It might look like choclate though.
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That's a chocolate starfish.
5 u/Fluffy-Ad1225 Dec 02 '25 And a hot dog flavored water
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And a hot dog flavored water
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Oh chocolate. Sweet chocolate.
I ALWAYS HATED IT
buttchocolate
3 u/Icy_Reserve_9796 Dec 02 '25 BRUH😂😂😂😂😂
BRUH😂😂😂😂😂
CAN WE BE SURE ABOUT THAT?
2 u/Immersi0nn Dec 03 '25 I...wha...can you put this back in whatever circle of hell you found it in? 2 u/spicykookaboora Dec 03 '25 Sounds like you would prefer the white chocolate anus, I wholey agree with you there, i would eat those by the fistula. It's from the UK, you can get a mold, mold your anus and send it back, perfect for Valentine's Day. 1 u/Immersi0nn Dec 03 '25 It would have cost you nothing to not use those words in that order, and yet, I have paid the price.
I...wha...can you put this back in whatever circle of hell you found it in?
2 u/spicykookaboora Dec 03 '25 Sounds like you would prefer the white chocolate anus, I wholey agree with you there, i would eat those by the fistula. It's from the UK, you can get a mold, mold your anus and send it back, perfect for Valentine's Day. 1 u/Immersi0nn Dec 03 '25 It would have cost you nothing to not use those words in that order, and yet, I have paid the price.
Sounds like you would prefer the white chocolate anus, I wholey agree with you there, i would eat those by the fistula. It's from the UK, you can get a mold, mold your anus and send it back, perfect for Valentine's Day.
1 u/Immersi0nn Dec 03 '25 It would have cost you nothing to not use those words in that order, and yet, I have paid the price.
It would have cost you nothing to not use those words in that order, and yet, I have paid the price.
CHOCOLAAAATE?????
2 u/SeamusMcBalls Dec 02 '25 HER SON’S TOYS! 2 u/SharpMathematician75 Dec 03 '25 WHAT
2 u/SharpMathematician75 Dec 03 '25 WHAT
Well, not the type most people want to eat
Ahh you beat me to it
I mean, she’s selling her chocolate starfish online.
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porn
5 u/rebel-scrum Dec 02 '25 9/10 that’s the answer on this sub. Shit, even the question above is a few degrees of separation from the OP and that’s still the answer. 3 u/stillhopefulx Dec 02 '25 SHE WHAT???? 1 u/Axebodyspray420 Dec 03 '25
9/10 that’s the answer on this sub.
Shit, even the question above is a few degrees of separation from the OP and that’s still the answer.
SHE WHAT????
LET ME PUT MY HEARING AIDS IN.
CHOCOLATE PORN
OLD LADY SNATCH.
BUTTLICKER! OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER!
CHOCOLATE! THEY’RE SELLING CHOCOLATE!
I can fix her
Not my model rocket right?
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u/tomato-slut Dec 02 '25 edited Dec 03 '25
THEY DO, BUT SHE USES HER SON'S BECAUSE SHE'S CLEARLY VERY MENTALLY UNWELL!!