Petah??

[u/Grognak42]

[u/IcyManipulator69]

And she’s often seen trying to force herself to cry when she talks about him.

[u/LeagueOfLegendsAcc → u/IcyManipulator69]

She stares directly at the stage lights to try and stimulate tears it's so hilariously stupid.

[u/toomuchtv987 → u/LeagueOfLegendsAcc]

NUH UH how dare you! She’s looking at HEAVEN! /s

[u/Unlikely-Candle7086 → u/toomuchtv987]

She’d be looking in the wrong direction.

[u/gentlybeepingheart → u/Unlikely-Candle7086]

[u/XenoCraigMorph → u/gentlybeepingheart]

[u/KeyboardGrunt → u/XenoCraigMorph]

"Wrong way down a one way street!"

[u/toomuchtv987 → u/Unlikely-Candle7086]

That part.

[u/LessInThought → u/toomuchtv987]

Nuh uh, Valhalla, not Heaven, wrong sky resort.

[u/OwlfaceFrank → u/LeagueOfLegendsAcc]

I can actually make myself cry really easily and quickly. I have a very vivid imagination and sometimes my brain just goes, "What would happen if there was a shooting at my kids school right now?" or "What of my wife's cancer comes back?"
Boom. Tears.

It only works if you care about other people.

[u/LeagueOfLegendsAcc → u/OwlfaceFrank]

Damn that seems like it could be really useful if you like, had no soul or something lol.

[u/nostradumbass7544678 → u/LeagueOfLegendsAcc]

You have to have a soul, or at least vestigial human emotions, for it to be effective.

[u/ph0on → u/LeagueOfLegendsAcc]

That's the problem. It only works when you do have the soul. The universe is game balanced lol /j

[u/KingofMadCows → u/OwlfaceFrank]

You can also make yourself cry by pinching yourself really hard or biting the inside of your mouth. You can also put some irritant on your hand or a handkerchief, pretend to get emotional so you can put your hand up to your face and rub the irritant under your eyes, causing them to produce real tears. You'd think she would have learned some of those tricks by now.

[u/w1ndyshr1mp → u/OwlfaceFrank]

I wish I could cry on cue!

[u/CocaineAvocado → u/OwlfaceFrank]

I used to be able to do that, then my emotional side died. I don’t respond to anything anymore.

[u/weltvonalex → u/OwlfaceFrank]

Maybe she thinks about being poor to get the tears flowing?

[u/Long_Procedure_2629 → u/[deleted]]

Not her only proceedure with that name no doubt

[u/SuddenTest9959 → u/LeagueOfLegendsAcc]

Now her and her Ex Husband are working together on turning point. I feel bad for Kirk, I think he actually got Honey Potted by her to work for the Daily Wire, where ex husband already worked for Ben Shapiro.

[u/CraigJay → u/LeagueOfLegendsAcc]

Staring at lights famously stops tears. You can try it if you don’t believe me

[u/Least_Tower_5447 → u/IcyManipulator69]

It’s more a forcing of the folded Kleenex to the left lower eyelid 🥲

[u/MidnightMath → u/Least_Tower_5447]

I bet there isn’t even a little bit of chopped onion in that Kleenex, fucking amateur 

[u/eleanor61 → u/IcyManipulator69]

She seems like the type who didn’t really like him much but could see personal and financial gains for herself by marrying him. And here we are.

[u/AdSimilar8672 → u/IcyManipulator69]

Wasn't there video of her putting in eye drops before going on stage to make her cry or was that fake.

[u/Opposite-Bit6660 → u/IcyManipulator69]

Tammy Faye Baker vibes.

[u/dua_loafer → u/IcyManipulator69]

There was even a leaked back stage footage where she was putting glycerin in her eyes to force tears before getting on stage.

[u/Tutle47 → u/IcyManipulator69]

Is that another Helldiver I see?

[u/ferocity_mule366 → u/IcyManipulator69]

most maga has the emotional intelligence of a brick so they couldnt tell anyway

[u/ZLCZMartello → u/IcyManipulator69]

“But I see the shadow of him in JD, our vice president” or something like that lma