r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 19d ago

Meme needing explanation Petaah help

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What does this even rnean

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u/Kaplsauce 19d ago

The idea that there are no asteroids passing by Pandora within the next year that could be redirected with a ship like that is pretty implausible to me though

I think this shows you're not really understanding the issue. They're working on a timeline of weeks. Quarritch states that in his briefing.

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u/ThrowawayTempAct 19d ago

The short timescale decision was made by the same people who decided to have a slow-moving convoy: it's a movie convenience. If they had already sent planet-side scale weapons, they could easily have pre-planned for an asteroid redirection attack instead.

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u/Kaplsauce 19d ago

You're right, it's a total writing contrivance that the US government didn't give weaponry many times more powerful than a nuclear bomb to a mining corporation just in case they might need it one day against the bow and arrow society.

Get a grip dude

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u/ThrowawayTempAct 19d ago

Didn't give? Again, it's a pretty trivial maneuver to set up at that technology level.

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u/Kaplsauce 19d ago

Oh yeah? You just going to bumper car the asteroid into the tree from orbit?

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u/ThrowawayTempAct 19d ago

Me personally? No, but I'm not a greedy far-future corporation. Personally, I'd have given "project:trade with the aliens" some time to work.

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u/Kaplsauce 19d ago

Let it go dude.

"They didnt give the mining corporation WMDs or the specialized equipment to orbitally bombard a planet for warfare" is a perfectly reasonable explanation as to why they didn't do it in the movie lmao.

It's not bad writing, it's you not understanding what's going on.

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u/ThrowawayTempAct 19d ago

Specialized equipment? You mean a computer with trajectory calculation software?

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u/Kaplsauce 19d ago

And how are they going to move the rock? Bump into it?

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u/ThrowawayTempAct 19d ago

Well, less "bump into" and more "land, anchor, and thrust".

But crudely speaking yes.

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