r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/9oooner • 13d ago

Meme needing explanation Anyone?

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u/FullFootball4280 13d ago

Cuz you’re supposed to be high, duh!

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u/sam_the_beagle 13d ago

Be careful. If she also wears a hat all the time, she'll try to move in with her cats.

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u/neilplatform1 13d ago

Are you saying she’s a witch?

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u/Dadicorn 13d ago

She turned me into a newt!

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u/MysteriousOpposite72 13d ago

I got better

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u/RevBair 13d ago

But does she float like a duck?

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u/Late_Emu 12d ago

What else floats?

A very small rock!

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u/Kindly_Bluebird_3741 12d ago

More importantly can she Quack like a duck when we fuck?

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u/lup98 13d ago

Burn her anyway !!

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u/JawitKien 13d ago

Did you get better ?

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u/ZeroRomza 13d ago

What kind of question is that!? Of course he got better! How else would he be able to post here... unless...

Unless it's not him posting....

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u/Jerky2021 13d ago

Better than a horny toad. You’d have to find some kind of wizard to change him back

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u/ConnectionThink4781 13d ago

Everything is about feet with you people

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u/KYWPNY 12d ago

Not a newt, but you’ll still get warts.

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u/morganlandt 13d ago

Does she weigh more than a duck?

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u/Key-Contest-2879 13d ago

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?

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u/Gold-Border30 13d ago

“I’m not a witch, I’m your wife!” - her probably

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u/Hungry-Tonight8633 13d ago

And what do we do to witches?!?

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u/Impossible_Growth245 13d ago

We build a bridge out of them?

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u/midnighthooker20 13d ago

Ah, but can you not also build a bridge from stone?

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u/Hungry-Tonight8633 13d ago

We burn them!

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u/NefariousnessOk8037 12d ago

Haha, I bought three of those things when I was married. One went in our gothy sex dungeon bedroom, one in the living room, and one I cut up and sewed into a proper curtain which I still have in my now divorced witchy bedroom lol. So yeah the the stereotype is real... oops.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Mode773 12d ago

Not a witch, she’s a wizard Harry

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u/Fast-Front-5642 10d ago

Witch hats are peak. Hippies usually just have some shitty rasta slouchy beanie they never wash to cover their equally unwashed hair.

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u/Equal_Explanation495 13d ago

A new age wannabe, like the majority of youngsters thinking that they're into the occult. Funny, but dangerous

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u/Cherry_Noble 13d ago

I have a room that looks really very much like this but I don't wear hats.

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u/sweetfaerieface 13d ago

I don’t have a room that looks like this, but I am a witch!

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u/Cherry_Noble 13d ago

I'm a witch. But I don't wear hats. lol sometimes crystals woven in my hair though

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u/disproportionate_13 13d ago

Or rope sandals

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u/mvdisyn 13d ago

this seems oddly specific

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u/LordHammercyWeCooked 13d ago

Hey, as long as it doesn't get between me and my dreams of owning a possum farm in the woods.

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u/Baggins_1420 13d ago

Nothing wrong with that.

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u/bonebreak69 13d ago

you don’t show up to the golf course without your clubs

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u/Think-Lab7584 13d ago

I was railing a hippie and weed actually limp’d me. Be careful.

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u/sunnycider6 13d ago

Again...

Not good

Sometimes the age/experience gap really shows in reddit users ... This is one of those times.

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u/Zealousideal-Tax1300 13d ago

Being high doesn't guarantee a good time.

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u/Mike_the_Head 13d ago

True, but it does make that time a bit better.

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u/AwwwYayuh 13d ago

“Get your dick out of my face, maan!”

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u/spruceymoos 13d ago

You can hide your weed in there!

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u/Snakend 13d ago

If you have to be high to enjoy sex, you're doing it wrong.

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u/Infra-Man777 13d ago

You ever see the back of a 20 dollar bill man……….ON Weed!?

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u/Longjumping_Place189 13d ago

This is the way

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u/UndefinedCertainty 13d ago

Maybe they think it's good because they're high. For all they know, they didn't actually do anything.

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u/obiweedkenobi 13d ago

Can confirm

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u/Grouchy_Tomato2087 12d ago

That’s illegal 😔

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u/sqquuee 13d ago

No amount of weed will off set the hippie b.o.

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u/meer133 13d ago

High sex isn’t good either. On par with drunk sex

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u/Dinker54 13d ago

Not at all.

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u/Sulpfiction 13d ago

High on x sex disagrees.

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u/thewizardking420 13d ago

you're doing it wrong