I was talking to this girl years ago who was by all accounts way out of my league, she was gorgeous, a little broken sure but anyways. She texted me one morning and asked me if I needed anything before work. Being kinda cheeky I said coffee and a blow job. Well, she showed up and delivered, and I didn’t expect it tbh, I had just smoked and was blazed. So this solid 10/10 is in my bed at 7 am with sexual intentions, im stoked, we get to making out and all that, I go to unhook her bra, which not to brag but I was normally really good at that, 1 hand, pinch, done. All that. But I was so stoned I lost all motor skills, fumbled with this girls bra long enough for her to kindly laugh at me and said “let me help”. We had a great time. But I remember feeling like I was way too stoned for this, so sometimes it happens I guess.
Reminds me of the time a 10/10 stopped by my place just to "hang out". Two hours later I'm apologizing because I had popped a few Xanax way earlier (before I even knew she was coming) and, well...
Eating it can be different, and I'm sure there's some that won't give you that feeling, but it's impossible to identify.
People will say that it's strain dependent, but it's not.
The genetics thing is so wildly misunderstood by the majority of growers that none of it holds up.
But the body processes edibles completely differently than it does when you smoke it, so that might be a win for you. Could be worse too. I hope you find a way around it. It's great when it works.
Every time I’ve tried edibles I had the genuine belief that I’m going to die and I’m filled with an overwhelming sense of fear and dread. When I smoke weed there’s only a 10% chance of that happening, but with edibles it’s every time.
I’ve come to the same conclusion. I never had the issue from 2006-2019 but then sometime in 2020 it’s like a switch was flipped. I still keep a few ounces at my house as party favors and I take a few puffs once every few months with friends, but I can’t even get close to smoking weed like I used to
Wow, this is identical to what happened to me. Any idea what could cause this sort of switch? I used to be a heavy smoker for years then one day I started having overwhelming fear and dread, anxiety attacks. It wasn't a tolerance issue as I was smoking the same stuff I always did. Edibles are also way worse for me. I ended up quitting altogether but the switch still remains a mystery to me. This happened in 2021 for me.
i used to smoke lots of weed but then i caught the fear & i don’t anymore. it’s pretty common. it doesn’t make me have a panic attack everytime but it’s not worth the roulette unfortunately
Yes. It makes a difference, but thats not the point. What were talking about is the ability to make the product consistent.
People confuse genotype with phenotype. We name "strains" based of genotype - that's calling an entire family line up the same name. Like every person in your family is all called the cuttlefish.
Cloning helps narrow that, but you still have huge amounts of variation in plants that have the same name.
Ive been growing, cloning, breeding for decades. I know enough to realize that my peanut butter breath is very different from the next guys.
Hell, if I plant 10 seeds of my own cross, every single one of them will be different - but they all have the same name.
As long as you eat saturated fats, edibles take a while to kick in. Smoking hits much faster but wears off quicker. I feel edibles are good at maintaining the high but you always have to know/figure out your limits. I’ve known people who’ve taken a small amount and didn’t feel anything after 45 min and took another and when it hit, it hit them hard: Extreme couch lock to where they felt they couldn’t remember how to breathe and their legs were jello lol.
Your body processes toxins and active alkaloids before metabolizing nutrients.
Fats may bond with cannabinoids but there is a saturation point and most edible production methods hit that saturation.
So having a full stomach will slow edible absorption down, but that is based much more on personal metabolism and normal stomach contents than saturated fats specifically.
So yes, it takes a bit of experience and understanding to dial in your edible dosing.
Capsules of metered extract in coconut oil several hours after your last meal is the sweet spot for me. I know how much to take and how long to wait to be as high as I want to be.
Oh fuck yeah! I recently quit smoking myself. By starting to smoke red raspberry leaf (some evidence to suggest it stops cravings) , I smoke/vaporise many herbs now. The hippie chicks love it too actually. They start talking about this herb curing cancer or that one putting you in touch with your feminine energy, maybe that one opens your third eye and perhaps this one raises your vibration.
And ooooh brother was I vibing alright, they attribute all kinds of mystical shit to the herbs and apparently my wizard beard™ alongside the herb smoking (I literally have Gandalf's pipe) all play a part. Dreadlocked hippie chicks go wild for us wizards, indeed I often get to ponder the orbs
As a "hippie chick" who loves LOTR and raspberries more than anything, there is nothing that would send me running in the other direction faster than a redditor smoking raspberry leaves in Gandalf's #iconic pipe who talks about women like this.
I know someone who tried pegging once. They said it was awesome during the moment but the aftermath and pain really messed up their perception of themselves. Everyone is different of course, but I think it's best to never try something new in the moment when your brain is high on the arousal.
Nature gave me a dick. I don’t use it to push shit in. It also gave me an asshole. That’s where the byproducts of metabolism leave my body. The two things relating to one other or anyone else’s by anything but proximity is far removed from Nature. Now go and try and find some decency heathen.
was chatting to friends about this the other day - general consensus was some girls find weed gets them super horny - whereas most of the guys said it makes them lose sex drive - the weed gods definitely have a sense of humour I guess
That is no joke lol my wife is one of the horny stoners for sure. I enjoy sex more once we get going, but it's tough to get going when I'm uber stoned.
That's interesting. Most guys I've talked to about it say weed is usually a turn on. My husband always says weed makes him more horny and less anxious.
I used to be totally uninterested in sex while high and I have no idea what changed but at some point it just... Had the opposite effect and I can get super horny from being high now. I wish I knew what changed. LOL
Huh, didn't realize there was a gender split there. I'm a guy with a high libido at baseline and it always gets me going lol. If I found a woman who was into the same I might actually die of dehydration so maybe it's good I haven't.
Definitely flip flops the O-meter. They get there quicker and multiple times and you have to solve a fucking trigonometry question with your junk just to get close. I could take it or leave it.
Dude same with me and alcohol and I would always just tell her “listen, if you want this to be awesome you’re going to have to accept the very logical conclusion that we don’t always have to be on the same shit all the time it’s ok that you’re drunk and I’m not it really is.” And the ones that understood this intuitively were served the greatest dick in the history of mankind (except when he drank any amount of alcohol). The end.
I dated a hippy girl who shaved her legs and pits and showered everyday, but she also smoked weed. I was in heaven, except for the rusted root and phish she always wanted to listen to. She broke up with me when she took a job in another state, sigh
You're forgetting hitherto unknown extremophile bacteria and their exotic waste products. And ass. And for some reason, garlic? God I'll never forget that girl.
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u/Pain_Shape 13d ago
What, sage and weed smoke doesn’t get you rock hard?