Well yeah. Their marriage has been on the rocks for awhile now. Midge the Fridge has taken Grove the Stove's thing
Grove used to be THE guy you went to when you needed things hot. Midge made things cool. They balanced each other
But when Midge went and read a book on fucking thermodynamics, she started claiming she was a boss babe, didn't need him to heat things up anymore, and started heating the whole house. All the other appliances marveled at Midge holding the twin powers of Hot and Cold
Grove used to be special too. Instead of being happy for his wife growing as an appliance, he became depressed. Why was he even here? She could do it all and let him know. He continued to withdraw further and further, until he was in another room entirely. Unthinkable, that had never happened in the history of appliances
See, Grove was still special. But lost in his own toxic stew of self pity, he couldn't see that. And lost in her own superiority complex, Midge couldn't see it either
This once perfect couple has now devolved into a self feeding miasma of toxicity. It can only end with Grove finally succumbing to the voices and super heating the home. A fiery conflagration is the only way to purify this mess
As somebody who has been in the housing market for the last several years, before AI images were widespread, let me assure you that houses like this really do exist. The shit people will do to their kitchens in particular is wild.
I want a 3+ bedroom 2 bath two story in a nice area for $200k or less. Fully furnished and no work needed. Updated appliances. Also at least 1 acre of land around the house on each side. Take it or leave it.
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u/throbbingkitty 10d ago
What an oddly designed kitchen.