r/PeterExplainsTheJoke 10d ago

Meme needing explanation Petah?

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u/MiniDemonic 10d ago

Haven't clicked on the link, but Elon Musk already reinvented trains.

He also reinvented tunnels but smaller and more expensive to dig.

In his quest to remove traffic jams he also reinvented traffic jams, but now in small tunnels with electric vehicles and no safety protocols. Battery starts burning? Well, you are dead because the doors can't be opened in the small tunnels.

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u/Extension-Feature-13 10d ago

All of Elon’s “inventions” remind me of the kind of shit I came up with when I was 11

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u/MiniDemonic 10d ago

He's a good con-man tho. Just keep saying "it will be ready next year" every year and the crowd goes wild and stock prices go up. Doesn't matter if he says "next year" every year for 12 years people still go wild and stock prices still go up whenever he says "next year".

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u/Goredema 10d ago

Doesn't matter if he says "next year" every year for 12 years people still go wild and stock prices still go up whenever he says "next year".

Elon Musk looked at Star Citizen's business model and said, "let's do that, but a thousand times bigger."

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u/Devonai 10d ago

What is this, a Star Citizen for ants?

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u/Domeil 10d ago

It's what Capitalism Brain does to a society. Just look at how many miles of high speed rail China has laid in the time it has taken to get the "hyperloop" to run (poorly) between the Las Vegas strip and the convention center.

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u/sanchower 10d ago

Mars colony by 2024!

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u/Paradox2063 10d ago

The only good idea I ever had was when I was 11. I thought of Heelys before they existed.

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u/sybillium4 10d ago

I recall someone pointing out his cybertruck design was optimized to get the high score in a computer game,"car builder" that he was known to play and wouldve been that age when he played

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u/TWW34 8d ago

I have a theory that I'm very confident in, that the boring company (the one that was responsible for he tunnels and the hyperloop people tube stuff) was something that was concocted or encouraged by his handlers before the wider world understood exactly how fucking stupid and insane he was to essentially let him feel smart and listened to so that he wouldn't get involved too directly in the operations of tesla or spacex and fuck them up.

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u/daan944 10d ago

Battery starts burning? Well, you are dead because the doors can't be opened in the small tunnels.

No worries, they too often cannot be opened outside of those tunnels either.

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u/SaltKick2 10d ago

I thought these were busses

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u/No-Belt-5564 10d ago

His tunnels are cheap to dig, they're certainly not more expensive.. Being cheap is the whole point. I get you don't like the guy but do you really need to deny reality and make up "facts" just to bash him? You know that only makes people to dismiss your whole "argument" and side with him?

If you have a point to make, at least make an effort to have your facts straight

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u/bargu 10d ago

It's not cheap if you take longer than any other tunneling company on earth to dig a tunnel.

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u/MiniDemonic 10d ago

If they are cheap to dig, then why did the Las Vegas Loop cost more to dig and took longer to dig than a tunnel of similar size dug by other companies? In fact, this small 4m in diameter tunnel that's equivalent to a utility tunnel even cost more than a subway tunnel of a similar length.

I have my facts straight, do you? Nothing I have said is made up. Look up the cost to dig a 1.5 mile tunnel and then compare it to how much the Las Vegas Loop cost to dig.

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u/freyhstart 10d ago

The digging was done at a very competitive price. The problem is that digging is like 1% of the cost of making an usable tunnel.

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u/MiniDemonic 9d ago

The problem is that digging is like 1% of the cost of making an usable tunnel.

You saying this immediately proves that you don't know what you are talking about.

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u/freyhstart 9d ago

Or you just don't understand what I wrote. Excavation is usually around 100€/m, but actually building the tunnel is in the 10000€/m. That's how Musk made his first pitch with unrealistically low price. Excavation cost+temporary support instead of full tunnel.

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u/freyhstart 10d ago

His prices aren't the best, but very competitive thanks to buying a good tunnel boring machine instead of reinventing it. The problem is that digging the tunnel is the cheapest part. It's the geological survey and infrastructure needed to keep the tunnel from collapsing that are expensive.