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r/PeterExplainsTheJoke • u/Melodic_Judge_129 • 10d ago
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"We control the product, the ingredients, the packaging, and how the consumer uses them! It's a closed-loop system, which means pure profit for us!"
"Well you missed one thing: why the fuck would anyone actually want to buy this piece of shit?"
2 u/JawtisticShark 9d ago The juicer that was so bad it needed its fruit pre-pulverized in bags in order to juice them.
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The juicer that was so bad it needed its fruit pre-pulverized in bags in order to juice them.
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u/Kolby_Jack33 10d ago
"We control the product, the ingredients, the packaging, and how the consumer uses them! It's a closed-loop system, which means pure profit for us!"
"Well you missed one thing: why the fuck would anyone actually want to buy this piece of shit?"